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Author: Subject: Unlikely Superheroes

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  posted on 11/2/2003 at 05:25 PM
I was sitting in one of of my philosphy classes the other day, and then an idea for a super hero hit me:

Rational Soul Man!
His powers include:
-Nutritive growth and mobilty
-Motility
-and...Sense perception! Not just the five senses, but common sense as well, in that he has the ability to grasp the things around them as the wholes they present instead of their respective parts Not only that, but the powers of imagination, memory, and both passive and active intellect are his to command!

I'll be the first to admit that this came to me at the end of an extremely long day, but I was wondering if anybody else had, in a moment of boredom or exhaustion or both, come up with unlikely superheroes of their own.

 

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  posted on 11/2/2003 at 05:58 PM
At work...
Too bored to even come up with a superhero...
Oui...

 

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  posted on 11/2/2003 at 10:25 PM
Rational Soul Man sounds a lot like a comic I saw a long time ago featuring an epic battle between GodMan and Nietzche Lad. Nietzche Lad almost defeated God Man by categorically proving that He was dead, but GodMan eventually triumphed by his inability to pay attention for any length of time.

Years ago, when I used to actually hang out with people until the wee hours, we used to bat around ideas for stupidheroes with useless superpowers. Nobody can remember now who originally came up with the idea, but it was generally agreed upon that the most useless hero would be Human Spontaneous Combustion Boy. Since he could only spontaneously combust one time, he would cease to be a superhero shortly after discovering that he was one.

I was always better at supervillians. One of my favorites was a mild-mannered cosmetologist by day, but at night he would become the Exfoliator. After defeating a superhero, he would give them a makeover. I think his ultimate plan is to bring about the end of the world by causing everyone to become runway models from Milan, whereupon they would all develop eating disorders and be too weak to thwart his plans.

~Monolycus.

 

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  posted on 11/2/2003 at 11:05 PM
hmmm. i always wanted to have the power to make someones organs or body parts explode just by looking at them. you know, some one pisses you off and you make his head explode. or that friend that always asks for a cigarette but never has any of his own. blam. there goes a lung. or that stupid asshole that gets drunk and you find pissin on your lawn.... well you get the picture.
 

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  posted on 11/2/2003 at 11:49 PM
I've spent a lot of time trying to cause people's heads to explode by staring at them. It almost never works.

~M.

 

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  posted on 12/2/2003 at 12:40 AM
What do you mean almost never ? You must train me in the ways of the force Master Mono.... I could be your apprentice.
 

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  posted on 12/2/2003 at 03:26 AM
I've been tempted to take on disciples in the past, Geist... but I don't want to endanger my amateur status in case I decide to compete in the mystic olympics.

~M.

 

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  posted on 12/2/2003 at 08:06 AM
Prince NAMBLA

He is the las of his race, due to the fact that there was no one left to procreate on his planet. So he came to earth. He fights for Truth, Justice, and Little Boy Ass.

I actually call one of my friends this, it really pisses him off.

 

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  posted on 12/2/2003 at 02:33 PM
"Dye-Job Repair Man"

He lives with his mom in her basement, and during the day he gathers supplies, and prepares his superhero weapons assortment. He scouts out the clubs at night, and drags those with their roots showing kicking and screaming into the bathroom, and forces them to undergo having their roots dyed.

 

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  posted on 13/2/2003 at 02:08 PM
*Covers head and runs from dye-job man* My roots aren't showing, no they aren't!

 

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"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell

 

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  posted on 13/2/2003 at 10:16 PM
No superhero or dynamic duo shall ever compare to the Ambiguously Gay duo.
Because they're gay in an ambiguous day.

 

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  posted on 14/2/2003 at 01:11 PM
El Coyote Loco...a mild mannered chinese circus...err...short person...who finds the enchanted incan mask of Los Chupasloopas and by putting it on becomes the enormous masked wrestler, El Coyote Loco. Villains fear his deadly Crotchtopus wrestling move, and the good people of central america are confused by his strange eating habits and inability to speak spanish. Occasionally assisted by the young Tequila Sunrise, whos generally too wasted to be of any help.

 

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  posted on 14/2/2003 at 02:01 PM
Captin Obvious
Has the power to annoy by over-stating the obvious. Weakness oblivious (at first) to the obvious.

 

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co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)

 

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  posted on 15/2/2003 at 10:14 PM
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail42.html

All I have to say is..Atomic Caligraphy Pen! (its in an easter egg at the end..click on the figurine and keep clicking and you'll get to it)

 

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  posted on 16/2/2003 at 07:53 PM
I would have to say that an unlikely superhero would be Monotone Man. Makes the supervillain fall asleep, but also the victim

 

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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell

 

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  posted on 17/2/2003 at 05:14 PM
<b>"Puts his finger in interesting holes man"</b>
~ready to plug anything that's in dire need of being plugged~

 

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tried before." ~Mae West




 

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  posted on 17/2/2003 at 07:19 PM
Super Hero: Touchie Feelie Man

Super Power: To touch you over 200 times in one conversation.


I get laughed at all the time because I hit people when i talk. Fuck, its an Italian thing.

-Mort

 

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  posted on 18/2/2003 at 12:43 AM
Censorship man, he defeats his enemies by censoring anything unwholesome they do.

 

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  posted on 20/2/2003 at 09:50 PM
Now Rational Soul Man has a sidekick and an arch nemisis!

His trusty buddy is Immanent Form Boy! He revels in his shape and dreads the day he should become horribly dismembered!

Together they fight Ghost In the Machine Dude! He drives around in his
Descartes-mobile, proving people that that do not exist!

You think I'm bullshitting, but you haven't seen the margins on my notes...

 

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  posted on 30/3/2003 at 10:47 PM
Doh ! Someone shoot me...

 

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