I was thinking of some things I would make legal if I could, at least in my
little area of the world. I'd like to see what things you guys would
legalize in your neck of the woods.
So I figure listing three items a post is a good way to start, so here's
three things I'd legalize in my area:
(1) Marijuana (possessing, smoking, growing)
(2) Public Sex (of course amongst consenting *clears throat* adults)
(3) Clothing Optional Shopping (Self-explanatory)
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Only legalise THREE things? Damn, you're stingy....
1: volluntary euthanasia of idiots
2: drugs (darwinism will play itself out on this one)
3: legalise the ability to beat the fucking snot out of sticky handed five
finger discountin misbehaivin no good dirty time wasting blood pressure
raising dipshit shoplifters and their friends.
Things I would make mandatory:
(see 1-3 above)
4: Parenting liscences (you have to have one for a fucking DOG but not a
KID?!)
5: accountability for actions
6: (see number three, + lead pipe)
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Alugarde
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posted on 28/10/2002 at 11:33 PM
1. Physical punishment for flinging shmeng directly proportional to the
amount of shmeng flung.
2. Yelling back at customers who yell at you. (not so much making something
legal as making it such a common practice that the customers have to accept
it)
3. Castration of guys who are abusive with girls.
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 07:57 AM
1. The post birth abortion. You see, you wait until the 18th birthday,
and if the kid will be a drain on society, if he or she is a career
criminal, or an otherwise useless to society, then we have an abortion, the
cops will show up and walk the overgrown fetus to a Planned Society office
where it will be aborted.
2. A human hunting liscense will be issued to certian individuals who can
pass a course and a few tests. They will be given tags that they can fill
by killing whatever kind of human is in season at the moment. Also, the
only type of weapon that will be legal to hunt humans with will be a sword.
I can't wait until Alcoholic season opens...
3. Equality of the sexes and races. And by equality, I mean that nobody
gets special treatment. There will be no differance between the mens and
womens physical training in the marines boot camp. There will be no laws
saying that you have to have so many minorites employeed by your company.
There will be no laws saying that you have to have an equal number of
female athletes in your school as male. Anybody who is found giving
preferance to one race or gender in the workplace will be shot. Also,
anybody who is found playing the discrimination card when they simply don't
fit the requirements for the job, will also be shot. Mind you, this is
only for the workplace, private organizations can still do whatever they
want to do.
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DevilBunny
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 08:12 AM
1. Sex Is Legal With Anyone of Any Age - as long as they are willing...
2. All drugs, even the hardest
3. Public Drunkness
Ironboots
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 09:18 AM
1. Legalize Dueling
This is still legal in some parts, but few people know about it. And as
long as it is regulated, its fair, because both parties agree to it.
2. Repeal the fuckin' provisional license crap they give to teenagers here
in CA.
Can't drive with a minor in the car unless an adult 25 or over is in the
car, bullshit.
Can't drive between the hours of 5pm and 4pm (sometimes it feels like that)
bullshit.
3. Legalize the persecution of those who persecute/trash the world. (ie
Industrialists, Litterbugs, affluenza types, pretty much anybody that hided
behind their money/political clout up till now because they don't have a
legit reason)
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Shade
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 09:20 AM
1. Gay/Bi/multiple/straight/etc marriages. Under what legal right are some
of these outlawed again?
2. Suicide.
3. Give teenagers back their bloody human rights.
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Ironboots
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 09:22 AM
And Xaoswolf, you scare me...
I mean, really... kill off people just because they're deemed to be
non-contributing to society? When they're 18?!! Hell, 90% of 18 year olds
don't do shit for society! Its -after- they've gotten up and grown a
little.
And what are the standards? Who says who dies and who doesn't? What if the
person doesn't want to die?
I keep thinking about Gattica, where the "genetically inferior" were put
into deadend jobs like janitors because they had 'defects'.
Please tell me you're not serious...
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Psychopixi
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 10:06 AM
1) (I live in the UK, don't forget) Legalise the owning of firearms. Then
declare marshal law. ::mwahaha::
2) Legalise drugs (I agree with Bettie on the Darwinsim factor)
3) Make school uniform illegal... or no school uniform legal.. whatever.
The petty rules just get to me.
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 11:06 AM
Basicly, if you're in jail for the fifth time by the time you turn 18, are
you really going to do anything usefull for the world. Mind you, people in
my world wouldn't go to jail for stupid things (like doing drugs) only for
actual crimes (raping little girls for fun and profit) I don't mean
handicapped people or anything like that, I see this as more of a deterant
to gang violence. Be a gang banger, turn 18, we throw you in a giant
blender. Wanna be a Neo Nazi, turn 18, we skin your head for real.
It's more like a three strikes and your dead, as opposed to genetic
clensing.
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 29/10/2002 at 01:07 PM
1) Drugs
2) Gay/lesbian marriage
3) Mandatory sterilization of idiots, dumbasses, and people who think that
just because someone is wearing a uniform of any kind, they can vent every
single damn frustration on them.
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Starlight
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 12:34 AM
oh let's see....three more things I'd legalize....
(1) Being able to fire your employer and take over their business as the
new owner/manager...simply because you have witnesses and can prove that
they are incompetent in many ways and you can actually run the business
better and while they are not entirely stupid...they seem to be somewhat
lacking in the tactical application of intelligence...in oh let's
see....practically everything they do...other than want you as their paid
slave of course....
(2) Being able to ask people who quite obviously are suffering from
"stickuptheassitis" if they'd appreciate your assistance to pull the stick
out of their ass
(3) Racial and gender descrimination AND preference in jobs, etc. Meaning
no racial quotas or gender quotas to be met....to actually just promote and
hire based on if the person is simply better suited for the job or
position. This applies to political, civil workers, public service workers
(such as police and fire dept.),etc.
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Ironboots
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 10:35 AM
Still, Xaoswolf... think of the guys (and girls) that turn their life
around after they've been in jail a few times. Just today I read about a
sex offender (he ran off with a 14 year old to get married) who is truly
sorry. He teaches convicts and others now of the boons of nature. He wrote
a book on his time in prison, the harshness and how he coped by looking at
the little bit of wild things in the prison yard. (birds, ants,
weeds...)
You can't just say that they're not going to do any better. Because they
might.
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 30/10/2002 at 11:06 AM
Well, he only had one offense there, is he free now, or is he still in
prison?
I plan on doing away with life sentences without parole, and possibly some
other long jail terms, but those will be decided apon by a commitee of
people not one single person.
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Ironboots
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posted on 31/10/2002 at 10:09 AM
He got out on parole, then went back in after 18 months to finish up his
term. They finally let him out in 2000 or so.
I do think you have a point, depending on what a person views as an ideal.
Is retaining humanity the best we can do? To always be sensitive to the
needs of others?
Or is the best we can do is to be hard and cold, sacrificing someone's or
one's own life for the good of the collective?
I think that's what it boils down to. (after a good deal of boiling and
stirring)
Should society be taken at a higher value than a person's life...
Philisophical debates like this make me want to hit my head into a wall...
Xaoswolf
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posted on 31/10/2002 at 12:15 PM
I never said it would be a better world. It's just what I would do, should
I become the iron fisted leader of the planet.
You ever read the dune saga, I'd kinda be like Muad-Dib, only without the
ability to see the future and stuff. I'd be a big cold hearted bastard,
but thousands of years later, someone will look back and say stuff like.
"You know, maybe he had a plan or something." Which will be followed
promptly by someone saying, "Dude, you say the dumbest things when you're
drunk on space beer" after all, it is the future, so they will be drinking
space beer.
Anyways, to make a long story short, if you see my name on the ballot, you
probably don't want to vote for me. However, you may want to vacation on
my private island nation when I start it. The waters will be clean and
clear, and every gift shop will sell handguns...
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Ironboots
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posted on 31/10/2002 at 04:37 PM
*on the Simpson's last night* ITS A TWO PARTY SYSTEM! You have to vote for
one of us!"
"Maybe I'll just vote for a third party!"
"Fine! Throw your vote away!"
You know, when the space aliens abduct Clinton and whoever the hell it was
running against him?
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Starlight
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 03:45 AM
some more things I'd legalize:
(1) Euthanasia...when it is sincerely requested by the terminally ill or
severely injured.
(2) Stupid tax...you act like a complete freakin moron with me...and I
don't find it amusing...then you have to pay me a stupid tax
(3) full crotch fondling in the grocery store while shopping and waiting in
line
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Ironboots
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 05:16 PM
Full crotch fondling?
Whose crotch? If its your own, I'm alright with that.
But other people?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd be a bit sheepish about
somebody coming up and touching me. Its a paradigm, you see...
(Anyway, it they already do that full time at my school... Stupid
ass-grabbers... AND ITS AN ALL BOYS SCHOOL, DAMMIT! You'd think there'd be
at least a -reduced- rate...)
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Starlight
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 06:04 PM
I was thinking of one's significant other or date....but hmmm....attractive
strangers....cool idea...*wg*
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