IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 04:00 AM |
I have a proposition for yoo all: Why don´t we start our own political
party? That´s right, we´ll each list a differant office we´d like to run
for and give a quick platform. Here´s the fun part: Since there´s enough
of us spread out over the country we can all call the state capitol, figure
out the rules and actually get our names on the ballot (or in this case our
handles, many states will allow yoo to run under a psudonym)
For example in 2000, I tried getting on the MN ballot for the presidency.
All I had to do was to get a petition with at least 2000 signitures of
elligible voters (unfotunatly I didn´t look over the fine print very well
and missed the part of how I had to collect them between July 4th and
November 4th so I had to run as a write-in candidate).
I will run as the president (why mee? because I thought of it first). Some
of the issues I´ll be adressing include the excess of hazard materials
dumped in the ocean, the oppression of sealife in general, and the lack of
human sacrifices to diefied cephelopods (squid gotta eat too). ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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AloneSoul
Fanatic   Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 01:58 PM |
| Just don´t pull a Lieberman and position your popularity crusade around
blaming entertainment for corrupting our children and you have my vote. Stupid
Neo-Nazi politicians. ____________________
 but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 02:25 PM |
| I wanna be in charge of the military. I will change the name of the
regular enlisted to "my leigons", the navy to "boats of doom" the airforce
to "flying doom" and I will have the title of "doomster". My husband of
course will hold the same title as I do. We are the demonic duo. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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MorteAscendo
Member   Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 05:14 PM |
Bettie...please...change the uniforms!!! they havent been edited since
1974...AHHHHH!!!!
oh...and can E-3´s hold more power then others? THanks...just think of us
little people. ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 09:45 PM |
| And i´ll be the man behind the scenes pulling all the strings. ____________________
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Mara
Member  Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/9/2002 at 11:56 PM |
| I wanna be vice prez cause we all know the vice prez is really in charge
and the prez is just a bathroom bitch :razz: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/9/2002 at 03:46 AM |
Alright, alright! Bettie, if I can appoint civilians to the joint-chiefs,
yoo two are in. If not, I´ll fit yoo in as Secretary of Defense and we´ll
find a nice violent job for hubby, kay?
Morte, I´ll do yoo one better than changing the outfits, I´ll give yoo an
enormous promotion so yoo get to wear a real cool officer outfit.
Groovy?
Mara, yoo can be VP but yoo and Alone must understand that I AM IN CHARGE!
If this were a sexual relationship well then, sure I´m the bitch but this
is not a sexual relationship so grovel, damnit! If we´re going to be a
political party we can´t have this inner power struggle (not until we´re
established anyway) so follow mee to victory and then try to pull my
strings (Is my cock big enough? Is my brain small enough...) ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/9/2002 at 08:16 PM |
Too late!
*is bigger than jesus*
Now
dance my minions! ____________________
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/9/2002 at 10:58 PM |
| Since im the only ACTIVE Sailor on this site (sorry Dolo) I wanna be Chief
OF Naval Operations!! Enlisted runs the show now beeeatch!! :lol: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 04:41 AM |
That can be arranged, Morte.
For the rest of yoo out there who haven´t replied (or aren´t interested)
there are still 50 governor positions left; 100 seats in the senate; and a
fuck of a lot of reps, bullshitters, money-launderers, and supreme court
justices left.
Come on, yoo might as well run for something. It´s just like the lottery,
yoo probably won´t win but if yoo do there´s alot of money in it for yoo! ____________________
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-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 06:54 AM |
Before I turned to music and The Dark Side ( :roll: ) I actually spent a
LOT of my time with politics... I was in the local/municipal council - as
the youngest rep. - for 8 years... Then I realized I didn´t want to spend
my life working on compromises and sucking asses, so I quit.
But I might consider a comeback for this cause!
I think I could work wonders as Secretary of Culture and/or Education.
This ought to be joined!
I am sure it might be a good thing to put a (any?) european in charge of
these matters! :-P
Hope these/this post(s) comes with a staff of bodyguards, I think I´m gonna
need it.
Oh, come to think of it, do you have a position for European vice-king or
something like that? I could go for that. ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Comedian
Fanatic  Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 08:33 AM |
I remember something from Scarface now:
"What the fhuck are you gunna peg on me? Trying to clean a few bills?
America was founded on the need to clean a few bills. You ain´t got
nothing. I´m gunna call my lawyer. He´s the best lawyer in Miami. You´re
gunna be in Alaska before the week is out. So tomorrow when you come to the
trial, dress warm." ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 01:59 PM |
| ooooo I want on the Suprem Court. :smile: ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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AloneSoul
Fanatic Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 02:07 PM |
| We need more justices for the Supreme Court. ____________________
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 03:22 PM |
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!
I am head Sailor...HN Morte Ascendo RISES TO POWER!!!! Well...over
Poisidon that is!! muhahahaha....Thanks Squid...Wahts my first order of
business..... :evil: :evil: :evil: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/9/2002 at 03:48 PM |
Kat: Yoo can run in yor country and the Shemng party (now it´s
international!) or yoo can come to the States and run for office. If not,
when I take over I´ll be sure to appoint yoo as Dictator-for-Life of the
EEC (which will be the 51st state under my regime).
Dead-Cell: yoo´ll make a terrific Supreme Court Justice. Especially if yoo
have a shady past.
Morte: Yor first mission is to team-up with the Corps and the Air Force
and dismantle the Army. Killing them isn´t neccessary but try not to blow
them up, we need their stuff. ____________________
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-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/10/2002 at 01:07 AM |
Yey, finally it pays off to have multiple personalities, I´ll do both! And
EuroKat´s first job will be to include the province in which I live in the
EEC/EU. Bloody Hicksville.
AmKat is already making vile plans for the education of your kids...
Anyone seen Battle Royale?  ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster   Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 01:40 PM |
| can I be head of national security, I think that´d be pretty fun (btw I
tend to stay awake way to much and get slightly delusional is that going to be a problem? *g*) ____________________
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/10/2002 at 04:24 PM |
As Chief of Naval operations, I send out a fake distress call from Marines
in Iraq, the President orders the US Army to go to Iraq equiped only with
there 9mm pistol, skivvies, and guard belt. As they deploy and land in
Iraq, 3 SSBN Class Submarines launch 4 nucleor missles and blow up the GIs
and killed all who followed Saddaam.
Killed 2 birds with one stone....oh yeah....
Whos next? :evil: :evil: :evil: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2002 at 02:49 AM |
| Hey Morte, you beeing where you are and all - care to comment on Battle
Royale? Ought to be your favourite movie! ____________________
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