Your parents become worldy. They in fact become so wordly that one
Christmas dinner while sitting with your parents and their best friends
Marge and Will, your parents confess to you that they have secretely been
switching partners for years and that they are nudist. You learn that your
father is actually Will and the man raising you was actually your Uncle.
They then stand up, strip bucknaked, and invite you to call a friend and
join their wild, turkey fueled orgy....
I wish I could see Devin naked....
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
Psychopixi
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Posts: 376 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 30/12/2002 at 03:54 PM
*Flibble - blibble*
You get to see Devin in all his godly nakedness, unfortunately that
glorious sight is just too much for a human to deal with and you pass out,
never to regain consciousness.
I wish I was more healthy.
____________________ Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Comedian
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Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 31/12/2002 at 10:27 PM
D to the O to tha double b-S!
You're in the best shape you could ever be. Your eyesight is magnificent,
your blood feels fresher and you can do a minute mile.
Unfortunately, the computer end-user lifestyle quickly atrophies your
muscles back to nothing, and labouring under the delusional confidence of
strenght you pick a bar fight and get knifed in the gizzard.
I wish I had more harumph.
____________________ Make way for the bad guy!
Schizo
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Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 1/1/2003 at 10:22 AM
Scooby-Doo!
You now have more harumph. In fact, you are ALL harumph! You can say
nothing but harumph, harumph, harumph! This makes it very difficult for
you to communicate.
I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.
Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 1/1/2003 at 09:17 PM
*OOOOossamaBiiinnLadennnnnnn*
You don't have to go back to work tommorrow. Actually you never have to go
back to work again. You are magically unqualified to do anything rendering
you completely unemployable, which is great, cause you don't have to work,
but which unfortunately sucks because you will never again be employable.
You end up in a dark hole in hell's kitchen dreaming about the all the jobs
you ever had before, and why you'd do them again.
I wish I had wings.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
Starlight
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Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 3/1/2003 at 03:58 AM
*kooglemoogleearwax*
You now have wings. Unfortunately you no longer have arms or legs;just the
wings. Which make flying in any given direction really hard, and landing
always ends up on your ass or your face.
I wish I could speed up my hair growth.
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 3/1/2003 at 04:12 AM
Hubba-Hubba
You're hair now grows so fast that within 24 seconds you have beautiful
long, flowing hair that reaches down to your feet. Alas, it's all pubic
hair....
I wish I wish I wish that I could be a fish.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
shadow_in_the_darkness
Occasional Poster
Posts: 15 Registered: 4/11/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 3/1/2003 at 08:40 PM
Poppa Johns!
Your wish is granted, and you're now a fish......a very big fish. You're so
big you can't fit in the water. Since you're gills require water, you die
of asphyxiation within minutes....
I wish that God never existed to anyone....
Hmm.. this will be interesting...
____________________ I have one big yellow furry monkey ball.....yellow furry monkey
ball.........yellow...*slaps self* oh forget it, its useless, they'll never
understand.....
Schizo
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 4/1/2003 at 11:37 AM
Bingo!
God never existed to anyone.
Unfortunately, someone has always wanted to kill you, but didn't because he
thought God would bitch-slap him for it. You better watch out for those
dark alleyways now, and maybe hire a food-taster!
I wish that snow would never again fall on my car, or any road on which I
have to drive!