IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 12:44 AM |
How about this for a new game: We get to make a wish, ANY wish, and the
next person has to grant it so that they can make a wish of their own. The
catch is, yoo have to grant the wish in the classic genie style where it
invariably goes wrong or is taken too literally or something the wisher
didn´t intend. It´s Shmeng´s version of the Make a Wish Foundation except
we´re being total bastards to the sick little kids which is okay because we
ARE the sick little kids.
I´ll go first: I wish I had breasts. Big breasts, cup size C will do
nicely. That way I can wear sexy braziers so I can hang a handgrenade from
the clasp so that when I take off my bra, someone gets one split second of
pleasure and then a face full of shrapnel! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic   Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 06:56 AM |
"Your wish is my command" *POOF*
You are now the proud owner of a lovely pair of tits, perfectly shaped,
size C... the only trouble is, they´re sprouting out of your back...
I wish I had the power to heal anyone of any ailment... physical, mental,
emotional.... with a touch from my hand... ____________________
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 08:11 AM |
*bzzzzt* - You´ve got it, sweetie. Only you have to really, REALLY want to
help those people, as their varous illnesses & diseases don´t disappear,
they are transferred to you...
Me? I only want to be Grand Empress Of The World. With total domination of
all countries, and a big fucking army to obey my commands. And enough Red
Buttons that only responds to my fingerprint - and only when the finger is
alive & attached to MY body. Thanks! ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Comedian
Fanatic  Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 09:15 AM |
*poof* You go girl. You´re the ruler of Earth. God´s end of the sewer
pipeline for heaven. Welcome ot the trhills of leading people with racial
prejudices, poetry writing angstmongers and people with too much cultural
pride to respect others´. Have a nice day.
I want to be the only person on this planet. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 12:58 PM |
Yor wish is my command!
*Ozone collapses, global warming goes nuts, certain parts of the globe are
going through nuclear winter. The surivors build giant Arks to populate
another planet and sorry, they´re filled to capacity. They let yoo stay
behind and troubleshoot any problems the Earth might be experiencing.
Later!*
I wish for a box of Partaga 120s (very very expensive and rare cigars). ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 01:05 PM |
*abba-ka-something*You are now the only person left on the planet, however,
the Earth is now an inferno, thick smoke covers the skies, and water is
scarce. Enjoy :grin:
I wish I had the power of telekinesis. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 01:06 PM |
darn double post 
____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Anonymous
 Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 02:49 PM |
Okay then. Both of your wishes are granted.
IamSquid, the cigars give you cancer.
dead-cell, your telekinetic powers are revealed to your loved ones, they
all go crazy and start killing.
I wish I had an evil death snake the would crawl into people´s rooms late
at night and do my bidding. :-D ____________________
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Alugarde
Member   Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 07:31 PM |
Anonymous, the snake does your bidding at night, but does it´s bidding
during the day. It follows you to your place of employement, bites you when
you arent looking, and you die from the venom 15 minutes later.
I want a dancing goat. :grin: ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 08:43 PM |
~~this is PrismKat~~
*woosh* Your wish is granted. But.. the goat only dances the macarena.
(sp?)
I wish... I could mimic anything I´d seen or heard.
*karaoke bar, here I come..* ____________________
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 09:11 PM |
Your wish is granted....
As PrismKat hears a bird calling out for its lover...she mimics the same
call only louder..and an entire flock of seaguls come and drown her in
there own feces. 
I wish i had the power to make anything happen.  ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 10:30 PM |
Ala-ka-George, your wish is granted.
You can now cause anything and everything you want to happen, but you are
now RESPONSIBLE for causing everything to happen. If the sun doesnt rise
tomorrow (literally) its your fault.
I wish to be able to bitch back at customers when they bitch at me without
retribution. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 10:42 PM |
ba-da-bing, ba-da-zort! Your wish is reality...
Unforunately, the only reason they don´t retaliate is because you speak
only in a non-sensical gibberish.
I wish that no matter what situation I´m in, I would always know what I was
doing. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 12:54 AM |
Bloody hell, I have to stop visualizing this, I´m laughing so much I almost
threw up... Especially the goat doing the macarena. Glad the guy I´m
sharing office with is on holiday...
OK, Merry Widow: But _nobody_ else does.
I´ll scale my wish down a bit from last time: I wish I didn´t drink so much
whisky last night! ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 03:17 AM |
Damn it, now I want a goat.... (that´s not a wish)
Alla-ka-spam! Yoo didn´t drink whiskey last night, instead yoo stayed home
alone and cried! (I am bitch, no?)
Ooooooo, I know! I want to never have medical problems of any kind ever
again including the ones I currently have and have had in the past. ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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KatB
Fanatic Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 07:29 AM |
Hah, maybe I _did_ do that, while drinking whiskey...
Awhg, my head hurts too much to solve your medical problems. You just have
to stay sick 
(Now who´s the bitch!) ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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ShadezofDys
Occasional Poster  Posts: 17 Registered: 29/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 12:33 PM |
::poof:: no medical problems, no disease no bones braking not even a
blister to mar your happy lil feet. . . then about 150,000 years go by
without a single change in your body, mind or anything, and god damn, it´s
cold since the sun blew up and melted the earth. . ...
well, I´d like to be the best lover ever, without having people become
obsessed with me or hating me because of it ____________________
Cause my name ain't Quasimodo but I still got a hunch
That like the Jim Jones cult I'll take you out with one punch
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 01:01 PM |
Ala-ka-gnome, you are now the greatest lover in the world and no one is
obsessed over you or hates you for it. Because theyre all dead. You give
them such amazing orgasms that their bodies can´t handle it and they die
from pleasure.
I wish for the ability to destroy and create intangible concepts. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 04:24 PM |
*blink blink* The genie,confused by Alugarde´s wish, yells out
"biffity-boffity-bleat." Congratulations, you are now a yak in heat.
I wish I could turn my emotions on and off at will. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/9/2002 at 08:31 PM |
"PaZONK!"
Wish granted, you can now turn your emotions on and off like a faucet, but
also like a faucet in a rundown hotel you either run really freaking hot or
colder that a bat´s penis (trust me, they´re cold...long story) So you´re
either in a state of emotional limbo, or outright rampaging
lunacy...wheee...
I wish I had toast instead of legs...mmm...toast. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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