What are the medicinal properties of 100% proof vodka when mixed with
travelsick pills?
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 07:22 AM
(Assuming you meant 100 proof and not 100% alcohol)
Uhh... suicide cocktail? Coma-inducing bloody mary? What more do you want?
Tumbler way to heaven?
If the devil offered to be your personal servant, but you had to renounce
your family, would you?
(Alright, its not a tough choice for many, I know...)
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Mara
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 09:25 AM
HELL YEAH!!!!!! :roll: that was a bit to easy
is sleeping with a vampire(the an rice kind) necrophila?
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Ironboots
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 10:26 AM
Hmmm... I´d say no. Because they´re not a corpse. They´re undead. And
because I wouldn´t want ethics to get in the way in case I meet a cute
vampire.
Mars, Venus, or Uranus? (sadly, the last one will probably be the chosen
one *shakes head*)
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 11:23 AM
Venus man totally, can you imagine the sunset when you light your first
cigarette? (For those who have forgotten, venus´s atmosphere is like 90
percent methane, think big boom)
If you had to die today, would you want to go silently or take as many
people with you as possible?
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DevilBunny
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 11:59 AM
Go silently. I´m not gonna force people to die if they don´t want to...
Why do people don´t walk on moving walkways? (watch out this is atrick
question :razz: )
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posted on 19/8/2002 at 11:35 PM
Because if they did everybody´d be doing it.(h0 h0!)
Guns or Swords?
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Shadowman
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 03:21 AM
Tough one... Guns have longer range and they come in many shapes and
sizes... :-P But for me, swords. More classical and look better too.
WUZZAH!!!
What is your best trick to annoy hell out of people in elevators?!
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 05:11 AM
Pressing every single button in a lift for a very tall building works quite
well.
Burn to death, or freeze to death? Why?
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 07:23 AM
I´d say freeze to death. They´re both pretty painful, except that you
pretty much just fall asleep when you go hypothermic. If you burn, then
you´d be flailing to your last moment. Which stinks. And besides... You
could be freezing to death in a giant bowl of ice cream. Which, if you
don´t care about life, would be pretty fun.
If you could rub anyone on the head, who would you rub, and why?
(Its a silly question, I know... but its a fun one)
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Ironboots
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 12:36 PM
It sucks because you´re doing something you don´t like to do. I love some
of the jobs I do, such as programming. I can churn out buckets of code
happily, as long as I have a good constant flow of munchies and music.
But make me enter information into a database, and it is like poking me in
the head with a hot iron!
Work sucks depending on whether or not you like it, which is a rather
circular argument.
100 Year´s War: France or Britain?
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DevilBunny
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posted on 20/8/2002 at 04:09 PM
Great Britain, of course...
French roads suck, you can never find yourself there, I don´t know what
they are saying to me, they don´t know what I´m saying to them, the food
isn´t at all that good, it´s way too hot... how can a country like that win
anything... and besides, Britain had Robin Hood (although I don´t know if
he was alive in those days). But then again France had Joan Of Arc.... No,
Britain definatly wins... God Save The Queeen.... :lol:
What´s the first thing that pops into your mind when you hear ´Inflatable
Banana´?
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posted on 21/8/2002 at 06:47 AM
The movie "Wild Malibu Weekend", not sure why, don´t think there are any
inflatable bannanna´s in the movie.
As you walk through the cave you hear the rattle of a deadly rattle
snake
To tip-toe past the snake, turn to page 75
To beat the snake with your whacking stick, turn to page 18
To talk dirty to the snake, turn to page 102
(I used to love choose your own adventure books)
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posted on 21/8/2002 at 07:57 AM
I loved those books, too!
*Turns to page 18 and whacks the hell out of the snake, leaving bits of
snake bone, blood, and other various bits of gore...*
Speaking of choosing your own adventure, what do you think your personal
life´s quest is?
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posted on 21/8/2002 at 08:00 AM
Page 75: You decide to tiptoe past the snake, being so careful as to not
wake it up. Unfortunately, it does, and it bites you in the crotch. After
attempting to crawl away for help, you lay down and accept your final hour.
The End.
Page 102: You decide to talk dirty to the snake. After a long string of
expletives, you decide that a more sexually suggestive string should be
used, instead of insulting the snake. You try this, and the snake responds,
whispering dirty nothings into your ear as well, with his flicky little
tongue. You and the snake go off to get married, and have five snake-human
children, which eventually go on to rule earth. The End.
Page 18: You decide to beat it with your stick. As you move towards the
snake, you realize that the snake is dead. Wondering what could have killed
the formidible snake, you stand in the grove for a while. Out of the corner
of your eye, you see little people gathering. They don´t look friendly.
To try to make friends with the little people, turn to page 21
To blow them up with your rocket launcher, turn to page 83
To talk dirty to them, turn to page 60
(I always had to read every choice...)
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Ironboots
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posted on 21/8/2002 at 08:03 AM
Aarrgh... a double post.
Well, my life´s quest, I think... is to be happy. To make someone else
happy, too. Which will make me happy. So I guess it all boils down to me
and happiness.
Now continue the adventure!
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posted on 25/9/2002 at 11:56 PM
I know im gunna get shit for this....muhahaha
What is your ultimate dream car? :wink:
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 12:27 AM
The Mach 5!
Have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?
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posted on 26/9/2002 at 01:09 AM
I do that every Monday, just after brushing my teeth. It lets me release
all the negative energy and have a good week...
Is there any MTV/radio musician that You would like to go to fuck?