Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 07:24 PM |
Alrighty, what we have here is a brag sheet...a place where we can hoot and
hollar about just how bad-ass we are...anything goes, and we have to peg
eachother for what kind of geniuses (geni, whatever...) we are, a la´
Callei. But it´s got rules...
You can gloat about yourself...but you have to gloat for someone else
too...As we raise ourselves, so to do we raise one another.
Only thing I have to figure out is who´s pairing up with who...but wait,
screw it...rules were made to be broken! Let´s just freaking brag!!
And of course, a nod of respect has to be given to our Deity...
Devin...you rock the casbah.
Let it fly!! :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Alugarde
Member   Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 09:17 PM |
| I like soup. Dolo makes a good Malkavian. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Anonymous
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 09:59 PM |
*points to my head*
There´s more than one person inside here. ____________________
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 10:40 PM |
Soup rocks.
I would never want to get in a fight with Bettie...I think she´d redefine
my definitions of "ow."
I can kick you, higher than you can kick me...ho ha ho ha ho chi chi...
:lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Mutant_Duckie
Member  Posts: 68 Registered: 13/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 11:03 PM |
I was bitten by a raidoactive mad duck and now i can grow feathers wherever
i want
Quack! ____________________
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QUACK!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/7/2002 at 11:08 PM |
Dolorosa, yoo are my mortal enemy but I have a great deal of respect for
yoo. It´s too bad, in a different world we could have fought side by side.
Yoo are an honorable opponant! Kudos!
Okay, now that that´s out of the way, I´m so pretty! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Mara
Member  Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/7/2002 at 01:25 AM |
SQUID!!!!!!!!!!! i thought we discussed that you were not going kill Dolo
anymore.......
Or am I going to have to start whining :roll: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/7/2002 at 07:00 AM |
Mara can whine with the best of them! :-D
And Dolo... One does not have to kick very high to get results... *devilish
grin*
But my greatness lies in being the self-proclaimed forum king! I -had- the
greatest number of posts... (until Dolo took that away from me!
mrrrghfhfhfhggg! )
I can wiggle my thumb like most people can´t.
____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/7/2002 at 10:02 AM |
| YOU DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!! ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/7/2002 at 05:03 PM |
Hey is it just me, or is there an unusually potent mix of really beautiful
girls on this site...
Not too single anyone out and name names (ahem ahem) But we gots Court
who´s just sexier than hell, Sindel, who is the definition of hot,
Callei...who mixes sheer good looks with an ineffable amount of absoloute
class, and gets truly bitchin´ results. Bettie, who´s a total fox, like a
silver razor blade, valuable, lethal and one of the sharpest things I know
of. Mara, my big mama, I could fall into those eyes for freaking ever.
Meranda-jade, whom you can´t help but love. Schizo, with a face and an
appeal that screams out a raw sort of elegant carnality. Ianthe...honey,
your a babe...in every sense of the word.
And Ick...oh hell, no matter how verbose I could get, there´s no way on
freaking earth I could ever find the words in any single language that
would do you´re pure unadultrated attractiveness any sense of
justice...words fail me.
I know I have to be missing some people, some important people...so help
me out here folks!
Damn there are some cuties here...Duckie´s a belle too...
Aaah, eyecandy, will I ever tire of you?
Testify!  ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Shade
Fanatic   Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/7/2002 at 07:05 AM |
| Arthegarn is really eloquent, Dolo is alot of fun, and I´m still alive! ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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Monolycus
Fanatic  Posts: 580 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/7/2002 at 02:34 PM |
I am Monolycus.
I am the lycus that the other lyci talk about when I am not around. I am
the repository of all things crass and whimsical. I can change oxygen to
carbon dioxide using only my lungs. I can turn one beer into six trips to
the bathroom. Fear me. I am the Thunderer. I am that which is forever
hidden behind the hedge you must pass on your way to Grandma´s house with
your basket of goodies. I am that which is in your closet and under your
bed waiting for you to poke a careless foot from under the covers. I am at
home nowhere, and at work everywhere. The hours are most definitely a
bitch. I am the Alchemical Androgyne, koo koo ka choo. I can make an 18
hour bra last for 23 hours. I can eff the ineffable and look damned good
doing it.
I am, I was, I will be
~Monolycus.
Rogue has a brilliant wit, Feralucce has a consistent ethos, Devin has our
undying devotion, Meranda_Jade has our attention, Callei has insight, and
Baby´s got back. ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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Beast
Occasional Poster   Posts: 43 Registered: 19/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/7/2002 at 04:06 PM |
| I spent Four hell in hell (military school) One year of pit fighting there
two years of the most gruling tourture (wrestling practice) And through all
the damnation I loved every minute of it. Even the retched demons (drill
sergents). And guess who spent it with me? Darkness of Shadows did spend
a year there too. :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D ____________________
In the heart of every warrior there is a mouse
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/7/2002 at 06:48 PM |
Since I´m in an ego-stroking mood I`ll just rant bout SOME of my favorite
people.....
Dolo, my baby, one of sweetest guys i know besides being one of the
craziest and funniest
Squid,how can i describe you, beside the fact that you`re a wonderful
listener and another one of the sweetest guys that i know and all around
wonderful
Cashmere!......my best friend nuff said
Morte, my other baby(DOrk!) crazy funny and gives me to many ideas for my
smutty stories :lol:
my ego stroking mood has died i`ll continue later ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/7/2002 at 11:15 PM |
aww thanks, Mara
I quite agree with Dolo´s post on the beauties here at Shmeng (actually,
agree doesn´t begin to describe it) but he forgot to mention the guys.
Well, pictured most around here is of course Devin who is not simply a god
among Shmeng but a god among men with his Olympian good looks. 2nd would
be Feral who I swear I´ve met before (and hope to meet again, if yoo know
what I mean).
After that pics of males here are so few and far between. Dolo, after
we´ve settled our differances I can see myslef defiling yor body (and hope
yoo would show mee the same respect should yoo defeat mee). Morte, I know
yor in the Navy so if yoo don´t ask, I won´t tell. Shade, I want to grab
on to that blue hair and never let go.
Oh man, I´m running out of guys with pics... arg, I can´t think of any
right now but yoo know who yoo are.
In fact there are so many beauties her that if we ever all got togeather at
once it would probably end-up as the biggest orgy since Rome. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/7/2002 at 03:06 AM |
Dolo you better watch out or you´re going to give me an ego issue.
Hmm...self aggrandising. I turned a hose on a guy in my agriculture class
in highschool that was threatening me with a shovel....does that count?
Or perhaps scaring off three pushy large scary butch lesbians at a gay bar
who was INSISTING that my friend was in their friend´s seat (which that
same said friend told her to SIT in to WATCH for her)
Now to aggrandise the worthy:
Callei is number one. Dolo you said it best, I can´t put it any better.
Perfect volatile mix of class, elegance, attitude and chemical Q. A more
perfect friend could not grace my eyes in typescript 
And a shout out to my home girl schitzo....the trooper we all should hope
we would be in difficult times....and vampcourt, who makes hetero girls
wish they weren´t 
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Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Monolycus
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posted on 21/7/2002 at 04:09 AM |
Geez, Squid. Do I have to post more Monolicious cheesecake shots to even
get a nod here?
So many egos, so little time. ____________________
"I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/7/2002 at 04:30 AM |
| Ah yes, Mono, if it´s cheesecake yoo like yoo can pull an American Pie on
mee anytime. I also forgot how Comedian could help mee fulfill my fantasy
of running away to South America with a drug lord. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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AloneSoul
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posted on 21/7/2002 at 05:38 PM |
quote:
*points to my head*
There´s more than one person inside here.
*sighs*
Forgetting to log in, yet again. ____________________
 but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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pAris
Member  Posts: 115 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/7/2002 at 06:01 PM |
Everyone here is pretty awesome in their own rights, but as far as hotties
go, I am smitten to the core with Kira, the whipped cream and cherry combo
on the sundae of my life. She is both strong and soft, and knows how to do
everything.
As for myself, I am not a god; I am running for antichrist next year,
however, so I would appreciate your vote. And Dolo, assuming I could see
beyond my love for Kira to notice all of the superbly hot people here, I
would mention that you forgot a few, especially Necromancer. You know the
saying about making a dead man c...never mind - I won´t go there, but I´m
sure she could do it....
And Squid, I will assume you left me out of your list for no other reason
than the fact that I must have stolen your brain along with your
heart...lol. I´ve tried to post a couple of pics recently, but I guess I
ain´t cute enough...::pout:: Oh wait, I´m supposed to be bragging here. I
mean...dammit, I´m too cute for pixels! Yeah! That´s it! ____________________
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