Mara
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posted on 22/6/2002 at 10:04 PM |
Ok we`ve all had random questions before.... some so completely random
you`re still trying to figure out where they came from and why...
I`ve had plenty....and I have a bad feeling theres more coming
My most random ones:
If the world blew up right now will a fall into the cracks or on a random
chunk that flew in to space?
Does anyone get bored in heaven?
If stare at my hand long enough can I watch myself age?
I think to much....... ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2002 at 01:40 PM |
Extrapolating on the earth-explosion idea... If we drilled a hole through
the earth (disreguard that lava is liquid and would pour out and collapse
our hole. The earth, in this case, is solid through and through) If we
drilled a hole through the earth, and someone jumped down, would it be like
a bunjee jump where you bouce back and forth as gravity pulls you?
>>><<<
Why doesn´t Squid post his member picture?
If we created a pair of giant toenail clippers, would a giant come along to
use them?
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
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posted on 23/6/2002 at 01:52 PM |
Heres an interesting one i heard today
Why did anyone sit on the other side of the table during the last supper?
:-? ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Ironboots
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posted on 23/6/2002 at 02:52 PM |
Well, you see, when they were building the house that they held the supper
in, the marketing department came in and took some pictures of the dining
area. Unfortunately, only half of the chairs (they´re bolted down) were
installed at the time, but the people in marketing thought it wouldn´t
matter.
Well, the brochures were made up, and people complained that there were
chairs on -both- sides of the table, whereas in the brochure the chairs
were only on one side. The head of marketing had some friends in upper
management, so they were insulated from any complaints. The chairs on one
half of the table were removed, since marketing wasn´t willing to sacrifice
some of its budget to make new brochures.
Thus was the house when Jesus happened upon it.
 :wink:
:razz: ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 12:00 AM |
I don´t post a pic because not a whole lot of pics of mee exsist. Of the
ones that do exsist, none are in my possession (the only exception being my
passport). I´m pretty in person but not very photogenic.
In addition I have neither a digital camera nor a scanner. What are yoo
insinuating? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Psychopixi
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 05:14 AM |
Random question;
Do fish snore? I know that dogs do, and I´ve heard a cat do it as well, but
what about fish? ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 06:41 AM |
| Where have all the cowboys gone? If you scare someone half to death
twice...what happens? How come they call it taking a dump when your
actually leaving a dump...what the HELL is up with mismatched
jellybeans...man...funk ´dat. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:35 AM |
Cowboys lost their jobs because of the railroads... They were in charge of
taking large herds of cattle north from texas to Kansas, where the
railroads were and where they could be sold. Unfortunately for the cowboys,
somebody made a railroad to Texas.
If you scare a person half to death twice, they won´t die, because their
´life force´ (okay, I´m making up stuff) regenerates before you can scare
them again...
And fish can´t snore. They´re underwater and they don´t haved the same
breathing apparatus.
Its called taking a dump, because you took it somewhere (to that spot,
specifically)
But someone should sue the jellybean companies for making mismatched jelly
beans! (I don´t like them, though...)
Oh, and to squid: I was just wondering if there were any pictures of your
hot squid body... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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DevilBunny
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:44 AM |
| In a skirt, of course... ____________________
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IamSquid
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:47 AM |
People don´t die if yoo scare them half to death twice because the second
time yoo scare them they´re left with half of the remaining half leaving
them with only a quarter left to go. Yoo can scare them to death and then
they only have an eighth left and so on until they´re in a coma but can
never fully kill them.
And Ironboots, since yoo put it that way... ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Ironboots
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:32 PM |
That´s a better answer than I had... My flimsy ´life force´ crap...
lol...
And yes, in a skirt! Or maybe just your little squid skirt thingy... ;-) ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
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posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:41 PM |
| We will leave all praising of pants and all the hot air about skirts in the
Battle of pants forum and stick to the subject :-x ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Dolorosa
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:27 PM |
| Xeno´s Paradox? ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DevilBunny
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:32 PM |
| Come again? ____________________
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Ironboots
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:49 PM |
Yeah, that´s what he was talking about, except he´s not so pompous as to
mention Xeno´s paradox without explaining himself... *half smacks
Dolorosa*
But really... I bet Xeno (the greek mathemetician) was just laughing his
ass off when he figured that out...
"Hee hee hee... I keep going to the tree but I´ll never get there... hee
hee..."
Then someone ran up to the geeky guy and stole his toga.
Thus, Xeno´s paradox:
No matter how happy you are, somebody will pull you back to reality. ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Psychopixi
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posted on 26/6/2002 at 04:14 PM |
Other random question, which I happened to read someplace; if Superman can
stop bullets with his chest, then why does he duck when someone throws the
gun at him?
Oh, and do they take the seeds out of seedless grapes, or do they grow them
without seeds? ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Schizo
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 05:27 AM |
| The B.F.´s kids were with us the other day, when we overheard his
6-year-old son ask his 4-year-old daughter "Are you still swimming in your
imagination?" ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Dolorosa
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 07:35 AM |
| Awww...kids say the darndest things. I´m still wondering about that five
year old girl that said "God hates you"... :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
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posted on 27/6/2002 at 07:49 AM |
They -grow- the grapes seedless, and superman´s just a sissy/fraidy-cat
(how -do- you spell that...)
But imagination, damnit! You got to get those kids to -STAY- swimming in
their imagination... Hell... I was pretending my bed was a spaceship well
until I was twelve or so... I still do sometimes...
But imaginations rule!
(oh, and for the god-hates-you comment... refer to devin´s reference of the
jesus/squid thing) ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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darkness_of_shadows
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 09:07 PM |
ok so umm.. yea.. no they take the seeds out i dont think yoi can grow
them seedless..
if we think that ailiens are more intelegent do they know the truth or
think the same of us :p
why dont preps all become goth?
why dont they put late night tv on earlier? everyone always falls aslepe
durring it.. ____________________
if you want idiocy you've come to the right place
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