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Author: Subject: Well that was Random

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  posted on 22/6/2002 at 10:04 PM
Ok we`ve all had random questions before.... some so completely random you`re still trying to figure out where they came from and why...
I`ve had plenty....and I have a bad feeling theres more coming

My most random ones:
If the world blew up right now will a fall into the cracks or on a random chunk that flew in to space?

Does anyone get bored in heaven?

If stare at my hand long enough can I watch myself age?

I think to much.......

 

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  posted on 23/6/2002 at 01:40 PM
Extrapolating on the earth-explosion idea... If we drilled a hole through the earth (disreguard that lava is liquid and would pour out and collapse our hole. The earth, in this case, is solid through and through) If we drilled a hole through the earth, and someone jumped down, would it be like a bunjee jump where you bouce back and forth as gravity pulls you? >>><<<

Why doesn´t Squid post his member picture?

If we created a pair of giant toenail clippers, would a giant come along to use them?

 

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  posted on 23/6/2002 at 01:52 PM
Heres an interesting one i heard today

Why did anyone sit on the other side of the table during the last supper? :-?

 

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  posted on 23/6/2002 at 02:52 PM
Well, you see, when they were building the house that they held the supper in, the marketing department came in and took some pictures of the dining area. Unfortunately, only half of the chairs (they´re bolted down) were installed at the time, but the people in marketing thought it wouldn´t matter.
Well, the brochures were made up, and people complained that there were chairs on -both- sides of the table, whereas in the brochure the chairs were only on one side. The head of marketing had some friends in upper management, so they were insulated from any complaints. The chairs on one half of the table were removed, since marketing wasn´t willing to sacrifice some of its budget to make new brochures.

Thus was the house when Jesus happened upon it.

:wink: :razz:

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 12:00 AM
I don´t post a pic because not a whole lot of pics of mee exsist. Of the ones that do exsist, none are in my possession (the only exception being my passport). I´m pretty in person but not very photogenic.

In addition I have neither a digital camera nor a scanner. What are yoo insinuating?

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to die so i could watch, and then me die.

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 05:14 AM
Random question;

Do fish snore? I know that dogs do, and I´ve heard a cat do it as well, but what about fish?

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 06:41 AM
Where have all the cowboys gone? If you scare someone half to death twice...what happens? How come they call it taking a dump when your actually leaving a dump...what the HELL is up with mismatched jellybeans...man...funk ´dat.

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:35 AM
Cowboys lost their jobs because of the railroads... They were in charge of taking large herds of cattle north from texas to Kansas, where the railroads were and where they could be sold. Unfortunately for the cowboys, somebody made a railroad to Texas.

If you scare a person half to death twice, they won´t die, because their ´life force´ (okay, I´m making up stuff) regenerates before you can scare them again...

And fish can´t snore. They´re underwater and they don´t haved the same breathing apparatus.

Its called taking a dump, because you took it somewhere (to that spot, specifically)
But someone should sue the jellybean companies for making mismatched jelly beans! (I don´t like them, though...)

Oh, and to squid: I was just wondering if there were any pictures of your hot squid body...

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:44 AM
In a skirt, of course...

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 07:47 AM
People don´t die if yoo scare them half to death twice because the second time yoo scare them they´re left with half of the remaining half leaving them with only a quarter left to go. Yoo can scare them to death and then they only have an eighth left and so on until they´re in a coma but can never fully kill them.

And Ironboots, since yoo put it that way...

 

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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.




-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:32 PM
That´s a better answer than I had... My flimsy ´life force´ crap... lol...

And yes, in a skirt! Or maybe just your little squid skirt thingy... ;-)

 

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  posted on 24/6/2002 at 08:41 PM
We will leave all praising of pants and all the hot air about skirts in the Battle of pants forum and stick to the subject :-x

 

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  posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:27 PM
Xeno´s Paradox?

 

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  posted on 26/6/2002 at 12:32 PM
Come again?

 

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  posted on 26/6/2002 at 03:49 PM
Yeah, that´s what he was talking about, except he´s not so pompous as to mention Xeno´s paradox without explaining himself... *half smacks Dolorosa*

But really... I bet Xeno (the greek mathemetician) was just laughing his ass off when he figured that out...
"Hee hee hee... I keep going to the tree but I´ll never get there... hee hee..."
Then someone ran up to the geeky guy and stole his toga.
Thus, Xeno´s paradox:
No matter how happy you are, somebody will pull you back to reality.

 

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  posted on 26/6/2002 at 04:14 PM
Other random question, which I happened to read someplace; if Superman can stop bullets with his chest, then why does he duck when someone throws the gun at him?

Oh, and do they take the seeds out of seedless grapes, or do they grow them without seeds?

 

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  posted on 27/6/2002 at 05:27 AM
The B.F.´s kids were with us the other day, when we overheard his 6-year-old son ask his 4-year-old daughter "Are you still swimming in your imagination?"

 

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  posted on 27/6/2002 at 07:35 AM
Awww...kids say the darndest things. I´m still wondering about that five year old girl that said "God hates you"... :lol:

 

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  posted on 27/6/2002 at 07:49 AM
They -grow- the grapes seedless, and superman´s just a sissy/fraidy-cat (how -do- you spell that...)

But imagination, damnit! You got to get those kids to -STAY- swimming in their imagination... Hell... I was pretending my bed was a spaceship well until I was twelve or so... I still do sometimes...

But imaginations rule!

(oh, and for the god-hates-you comment... refer to devin´s reference of the jesus/squid thing)

 

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  posted on 1/7/2002 at 09:07 PM
ok so umm.. yea.. no they take the seeds out i dont think yoi can grow them seedless..

if we think that ailiens are more intelegent do they know the truth or think the same of us :p

why dont preps all become goth?

why dont they put late night tv on earlier? everyone always falls aslepe durring it..

 

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