DevilBunny
Member   Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2002 at 11:05 AM |
| Damit, and I though my acid as bad... ____________________
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Sticupus
Fanatic   Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/6/2002 at 11:17 AM |
| Incorrect, your acid is worse than ours because it prevents you from
editing what you say. Our acid is sulfuric. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/6/2002 at 03:06 PM |
Sodom Four:
Take one Obolisk person, and only one Obolisk person, and place it slowly
into a chair. Sit across from it and take out children´s flash cards. Take
the first off the deck, show it to the Obolisk person, and say "A IS FOR
AAAPPLE". Let the picture be of a balloon, nuclear explosion, little Goth
boy David Bowie or anything else that pleases you. The image does not
matter because the Obolisk person will never go as far as comprehending it.
However, the Obolisk person may see the card or hear you talking to it
through its waxy malformed ear canals. It shall comprehend both vision and
sound at once. This will cause the Obolisk person to have a very violent
aneurysm and die. Die in the order of this: First comprehension of sight
and sound. Next a blood vessel Explodes in its brain as result. A hematoma
will erupt under the waxy skin on the Obolisk persons skull, and it shall
sneeze two streams of blood out of its nose, all part of the explosion. It
shall fall out of the chair. Take the chair and your cards and retire, for
other Obolisk people come near the dead flesh to cannibalize it.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2002 at 12:00 AM |
Sodom Five:
Take one and only one Obolisk person and place it in a chair. With great
precision and speed, slice open the abdomen of the Obolisk person. If done
too slowly the Obolisk person will comprehend sensation, and have an
aneurysm and die. Place a stainless steel bowl onto the lap of the Obolisk
person. Empty its abdominal cavity´s contents into it. The media will have
a stench, but is well worth tolerating for the delicious spectacle that is
about to ensue. Sever the esophagus at the end and place it so the tip
hangs into the bowl. The Obolisk person will then sense the flesh before
it: and with its malformed hand it will shove the entrails into its mouth.
The yellow over grown nails of the Obolisk person, will make the
distinctive scrapping sounds of which stainless steel bowls possess. Its
fleshy gums and soft porous teeth will slightly chew the entrails each time
it recycles the contents of the bowl. The flesh will enter the mouth and
travel back to the bowl of its origin. This wicked cycle will commence for
a time. The Obolisk Person will eventually die of dehydration. It will be
still and cease eating, slouching in the chair, the head leaning back,
accompanied with a ridiculous grin. Others will come shortly after to
cannibalize the dead flesh.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Rogue
Member  Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/7/2002 at 07:21 PM |
| Dude, spellcheck. Obelisk, you, me, so on and so forth. Spellcheck. ____________________
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 11:51 AM |
| Talk to cashmere, tell her the situation, and you shall be punished.
:evil: ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Mara
Member  Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 12:34 PM |
| And he keeps going and going and going and going.... ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Cashmere
Member  Posts: 58 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 12:38 PM |
| According to Webster´s New Collegiate Dictionary, "Obolisk" is a valid and
accepted variation on the word "obelisk" as of the date my book was
published. It was a popular germanic spelling during the later nineteenth
century, until it was reinfluenced by latin and italian spelling and
pronounciation. The lesser known variation was still valid as of 1974. We
chose this spelling as a representation of the way we pronounce it and as a
symbol of significance, in addition to the capitalisation. ____________________
"Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 03:04 PM |
| Are you the people that Stephen King calls up when he´s out of ideas? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2002 at 09:22 AM |
| Psalm 137:24 Line 8- "O Daughter of Babylon, doomed to destruction, blessed
by God is he who repays you for what you have done to us; a blessing on him
who seizes your infants and dashes their brains against the rocks." ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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AloneSoul
Fanatic  Posts: 522 Registered: 6/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/7/2002 at 08:40 PM |
Rejoice in the lord.
*trumpets sound* ____________________
 but at least you know, just how much pain there is in living
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/8/2002 at 09:45 PM |
Sodom Six:
Take one and only one Obolisk person, and secure a harness around its
waste. Suspend the Obolisk person in the air, about ten feet, and place a
large vat beneath it. Fill the vat with lotion: creamy, super moisturizing
lotion. Be sure that the lotion is the same temperature as the air around
it, or the temperature shock will give the Obolisk person a violent
aneurysm. Slowly and gently lower the Obolisk person into the vat, but only
up to its neck. Leave it there for eleven days in prime. The Obolisk
persons skin will begin to curdle and lift from the dissolving connective
tissue that holds it to the flesh. It shall become many shades lighter than
the skin still exposed to the air, and it will be wrinkled from the long
exposure to the moist lotion. Slowly lift the Obolisk person from the vat.
Suspend it in the air above the disco flooring and watch carefully. Gravity
shall pull and tug at the Obolisk persons flesh. Small tears will begin at
the neck where the skin was not exposed to the lotion. Then with a sudden
FLAP, the Obolisk person´s skin will fall off and hit the ground. Others
come to cannibalize the creamy flesh below, and the remains on the rope.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/8/2002 at 07:25 PM |
Obolisk.
Obituary.
On this day it shall be decreed, Countess Elisabeth Bathory of Transylvania
died in 1614. In the blood of 610 virgins, whom she tortured, burned, cut,
neglected, and froze to death with icy water- she bathed. In the blood of
610 virgins, she bathed- She bathed to gain immortality from the flesh
before her. Her naked red skin glistened and she called it Divine. The
pleasure she received was leviathan, however it was not Divine. It was not
Divine because she failed in obtaining her prize. Obsessed and in vain, she
indulged in the flesh, her mind clouded with her own self. She neglected
the Obolisk, and ignored the Glaze. For her sins she shall reside in Divine
Wyoming. For her effort she shall be reincarnated to become a Goth chick
over lord. She shall live for eons in prime, and never become immortal.
It is Divine. Mmm-yes. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/9/2002 at 08:52 AM |
Sodom Seven:
Take 40 Obolisk people in prime. Lay them in a large circle placed foot to
malformed head. Now incapacitate them by gently but completely mauling
their legs close to their neighbors head, with a large sledge hammer. The
stench from the pulped limbs will excite the Obolisk people and cause them
to feed. They will crunch the cartilage bones as much as their porous teeth
permit, and push the flesh into their mouths with their malformed hands.
The circle will grow smaller and smaller as they all work up each others
bodies, leaving a spiral of fluid from where the original perimeter began.
They will not finish their meal for they will all die about mid-torso. As
they sit in the blaring sun, the stench will attract more Obolisk people to
finish the banquet. When they are finished, the disco flooring will be
sterilized by the precision at which the Obolisk people fed and licked the
ground. No trace of the flesh daisy chain remains except for an unpleasant
odor, miles downwind.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/9/2002 at 09:40 PM |
Sodom Eight:
Take one and only one Obolisk person, and strip it of its burlap coverings,
exposing the deformed body covered by cartilage growths and waxy skin. The
sight will be distasteful, but seeing the genderless carcinoma in full view
is worth the spectacle that will ensue. It shall be sacrificed to the
Flora. Take it to the only section in Divine Wyoming where the disco
flooring has a flaw. A great dip, a mile wide in prime, where the algae
Obolisks Lie. Green algae rich water flows in this section of Divine
Wyoming. Here you will locate a large algae Obolisk, about 9 meters in
prime. It shall be magnificent and Divine beyond all measure. The black
green algae will glisten as water pumps from the base of the Obolisk to the
top where it proceeds to flow down the sides. Take the naked Obolisk
person, gently so it will not have an aneurysm from stimulation, and place
it on one side of the algae Obolisk touching the surface. The algae Obolisk
shall start to internalize the side where the Obolisk person stands,
creeping millimeter by millimeter taking in the flesh. Hours will pass and
slowly the Obolisk person will be consumed. When the entire Oboilsk person
is consumed and in its center, the algae Obolisk will slightly bulge where
the Obolisk person lies. The algae Obolisk will wish to obtain its original
Divine form, but it is flawed by the flesh. Thus the bulge starts to
contract, building greater and greater pressure on the cavity where the
Oboilsk person is held. Then with a sudden cartilage Crunch the Obolisk
person is completely crushed inside. The black green color on the exterior
of the algae Obolisk turns brown from hemoglobin. The flesh from the
Obolisk person is now flowing down the exterior. The flora cleanses itself
of the flesh with the pure flowing water, and the exterior becomes a black
green hue once again. No trace of the Obolisk person can be found inside,
for it has been completely liquefied and purged into the mucky water below,
where small flora may feed to become like their giant predecessors above.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/12/2002 at 12:23 AM |
Sodom Nine:
Take one Obolisk person, and very carefully cut off the tip of its
pyramidal skull. Cut off the tip, just enough so that you may place an
atomizer within the hole. Proceed in writing “Chanel” on the chest of the
Obolisk person in bold black letters. Now, within all of the glee and evils
of the holiday spirit, go around offering fragrance to other Obolisk people
in the scenery before you. Some will die instantly of stimulation by the
sound of your voice. Pump the atomizer. This will suck up and liquefy the
brains of the Obolisk person in your hands, sending them in a pink puff of
liquid on the Obolisk person before you. They may die of stimulation as the
mist gently dusts their bodies, but most will survive. The stench from the
vaporized flesh of the skin of the Obolisk people will excite their hunger.
They will begin devouring their own limbs and each other in every fashion
possible to ease their seemingly endless appetite, brought on by the rancid
smell of their flesh. When the Obolisk person’s brain expires, rip out your
atomizer and leave the body to be cannibalized. The Obolisk people continue
to eat one another till the flesh is all devoured, and not one trace of
this event shall remain except the filthy atomizer in your hand.
It is Divine. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/12/2002 at 09:53 PM |
| It shall be decreed. Today is the death day of the Marquis DeSade. He shall
suffer for Ten Thousand Years in PRIME! Mmm-yes. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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KatB
Fanatic  Posts: 241 Registered: 16/7/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 3/12/2002 at 03:06 AM |
Uhm, like, I might have missed a point here, but are we supposed to get
something out of this???
If not: Carry on, ye'r doing juuust fine!  ____________________
All stressed out and no one to choke...
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Sticupus
Fanatic Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/12/2002 at 04:54 PM |
| Elaborate. ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/12/2002 at 03:50 AM |
| So then Divine Wyoming is not a state...it is a state of mind. I'll
remember not to go there, but has been interesting reading nonetheless. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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