Ironboots
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 07:00 AM |
*standing around observing the madness*
They really can get off topic quite easily, Mara...
And what the beans is a/the hakima! Iīve looked all over (the web at
least... Iīm not going to shout on a streetcorner) and I cannot find the
meaning!
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 07:15 AM |
ok, he is the forum king, but he is also speaking heresy. I forget what
the protocol calls for in this situation, is it the salmon rape, the
urethra lemon wash, or the night with Rosieīs ghost while wearing the dildo
hat? ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 07:40 AM |
He has to figure out what a scramnugget is...and then eat it. Heh heh
heh... :-D ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:10 AM |
Hakima? Think of BIG samuri pants with a bow in the back. They generally
look like apleated skirt but in certain positions itīs obvious they are in
fact pants. Now put them on or die! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:11 AM |
Hey? Do squids have balls? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:29 AM |
yes, squid have a single testiclular mass but it is internal.
...why? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:34 AM |
*KICK...thud* :-D ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:39 AM |
I have a mind to kick yoo back ...just not the feet.
*picks up a giant mallet and begins to play whack-a-Dolo ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:43 AM |
*Puts a landmine on his head* Come on! Bring it!! :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:54 AM |
Umm, the land mine is upside down. Letīs hope itīs a bouncing betty.
*whacks Dolo on the head, charring him like when Yosemity Sam looks down
the barrel of his gun.*
Now, SEND IN THE MIDGETS!!! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 08:57 AM |
<picks up knife and fork>
Its about time somebody ordered something to eat. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 09:02 AM |
*Freezes and turns deathly pale, staring in horror at the onrushing
horde...of...sh-short...little...TH-THINGS!* ...curse you squid man...this
is truly the lowest blow... :cry: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 09:04 AM |
MWA HA HA HA HA!!! Get him my pretties! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
to
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Mara
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 10:31 AM |
Hey Ironboots are you regreting this as much as I am right now? :-D ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 11:05 AM |
of course itīs a low blow, they canīt much reach past the knees you know ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person? |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 02:55 PM |
*The guy from Fantasy Island runs in*
"Sorry... the munchkins are out, and the hobbits are passed out in some bar
on the east side... Iīm the only one that could come. I -could- call those
real estate twin-midgets, if you want..."
---Back to Ironboots---
*Puts on a hakima* Wow! Cullottes! *gets an evil eye from squid* Okay,
hakima...
Yay! Hakima! the perfect compromise! *dances in them* I wonder if theyīd go
with a tuxedo jacket?
*puts on a tuxedo jacket with a bare chest*
Yeahahahahahah!!! *runs off to make a note for my butterfly post* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 11:53 PM |
YES!!! Ironboots is one of us now! Assimilate! Assimilate! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/6/2002 at 12:08 PM |
"All your base are belong to us"
"You have no chance to survive make your time"
oh, sorry... wrong evil cyborg....
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Ironboots
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posted on 22/6/2002 at 12:38 PM |
Oh yeah, almost forgot...
*pulls out a sperm whale* The only known predator of giant squid...
And it has a better name, too. ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Mara
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posted on 22/6/2002 at 09:21 PM |
:-x :evil: NO HURTING THE SQUID!!!!! :-x :evil:
*sets ironboots hakima on fire* ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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