Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:00 AM |
<puts arm around dolorosa and pulls him down behind a shrubbery.
Proceeds to speak with an austrailian accent.>
Cranky lad, you just put on the mating headress of the wild rosie. if she
sees you, you could be in for some real trouble. She´s got fangs<curls
fingers to form fangs, then makes striking gestures> and teeth, crankey,
look at those teat...teeth, look at those teeth. now if you´ll excuse me,
I must claw my eyes out Oedipus style, just without the sex with my mom
part... ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:06 AM |
As long as we´re resurrecting ghosts....
*does a bit of necromancy and awakens the ghost of Xaoswolf´s horny mom who
quickly dashes toward him with a drooling rabid smoochy face* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:08 AM |
:-o Oh how the mighty hath fallen. *Wrestles Rosie down to the ground
while Xaos gets violated, and sticks a finger in her butt* Whoa she´s
really pissed off now!! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:12 AM |
I wasn´t expecting to say this however: Might we be taking this too far? ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:14 AM |
Yup...ain´t it freaking great? Tickle tickle... :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:17 AM |
Right-o! Just checking. Carry on! ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:19 AM |
::Jumps onto Rosie-sama´s bloated ghostly corpse and rides her like a
madman:: I learned this trick at seaworld!! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:24 AM |
Well that explains why Shamu asked if she could sleep in my tank that
night...
*shudders* ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:29 AM |
Fuck, I was really drunk that night... ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:34 AM |
I kept telling her it´s not that I don´t like her or anything. It´s just
that I´m saving myself for the one and mean, yoo know, the only one cause I
die shortly after mating but she just couldn´t take no for an answer so I
"Free Willied" her over the side of the tank onto the concrete. ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:47 AM |
>_< AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! :lol: :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:56 AM |
Ummm...
Shamu´s a guy actually, I know you couldn´t tell from the dress and the
lipstick, but trust me, shamu is male, and currently hanging out at a biker
bar with a large spermwhale named Spike. Now Mamu, that one is all woman,
that her tounge, soooo big, soooo smooth, soooo fishy....
Once you go whale, you never go back. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:57 AM |
...Oooookay, it seems insanity has finally got the best of Dolo.
*smacks Dolo once and follows it up with a backhand*
SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!
*gets an idea as Dolo is frantic with laughter and not responding to
outside stimuli. gets Dolo into a pair of hakima*
And so falls the mighty Dolorosa! How they fit yoo, gaijin? ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 09:59 AM |
<snaps out of whale sex trance>
Wait a minute!!!
Dude, you stuck you finger in Rosie´s bum, then tickeled the squid?!?
Both of you need to go take showers right now.
Preferably with lots of bleach. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 10:00 AM |
Shamu is a guy? Then what´s that hole at the top of his head for? ...oh.
crap. ____________________
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Dolorosa
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 10:01 AM |
Christ I look like a stereotype...:elvic thrusts
IamSquids unusually large eye:: Powww muthafuckazzz...(ooh, I love old
quotes). *Shivers at Xaos words and proceeds to hump the crap out of a
bottle of bleach* Fuzzy nerpy-nerps!! Bad bad bad....*thunk thunk thunk*
gotta´ lay off whatever´s in the unlabled bottle under tha´ sink yo... :-D ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 10:05 AM |
Man, Xaos, yoo still got yor mom coming after yoo. Put on a pair on hakima
and I´ll send her spirit back to Limbo. ____________________
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Xaoswolf
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 10:31 AM |
<looks down at mother sucking on his big toe>
Almost forgot about that.
Can I at least cut the ass out of these things
<holds up the hakima, and a pair of scissors>
I could be like the symbol guy, only without the microphone or vibrating
shower head. ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Mara
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posted on 20/6/2002 at 11:46 AM |
I`m in complete shock that over night you 3 can add on 3 pages GOod JOB ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
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IamSquid
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posted on 21/6/2002 at 03:02 AM |
Yeah, we´re pretty pathic aren´t we?
Anyway, Xaos, yoo won´t have to cut the ass of the hakima. If yoo wear
those things with nothing on underneath, everyone can see yor ass just
fine, among other unspeakable horrors.
That´s kind of how I got kicked-out of kendo. Trust mee, if yor kendo
instructor tells yoo to attack him with yor wood, he´s almost always
refering to yor boken. Man, nothing makes yoo want yor money refunded more
than having a shinai inserted up yor urethra.
Now that only leaves Ironboots... ____________________
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