necromancer
Occasional Poster   Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 06:49 PM |
| woohoo! chants "orgy, orgy, orgy..." :lol: ____________________
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Alugarde
Member   Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:15 PM |
*drops his handful of time and falls to the ground in pain...just as
shade´s rubber chickens fly over him into necromancer*
*rolls around in pain for some time then starts crawling for a barrel of
oranges...* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:26 PM |
*stops swinging semi-ordinary sword: ROYAL PAIN IN THE ASS* Ah, hell...
they´ll all kill eachother... I´ll just pick up the scraps... *drags
cardboard throne over to a good spot and sits down* I´ll just watch...
____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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dead-cell
Fanatic   Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 08:35 PM |
| starts calling the major networks pitching the idea for a new game show.
Then calls Fox network...well yes the is a guy with his pants off. :-P ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 12:28 AM |
Grabs ceramic lid off toilet and takes a mad swing (missing schitz of
course)
Removes staplegun from utility belt... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 05:14 AM |
Next on Fox..
"When Crazy Goth Kids Not Wearing Pants, GO BAD" ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 05:14 AM |
| ::Chokes on the naughty hentai tentacle and retches up an ear, before
performing a Matrix kick randomly at a passing five year old:: Mad Wang
Chung style biznatch! ::Rolls to the side and comes up with a K-bar in his
teeth and an M-16 loaded with nummy soap bullets...proceeds to shoot the
hell out of his own feet while slipping on jello and swallowing his own
knife...lays there for a moment wondering what THATs gonna´ feel like in
the morning as Bettie prepares to get black and decker:: :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 05:49 AM |
I see I made the correct choice by sitting here. When you guys are tired,
suffering from a hangover, and bodily orifices stretched from tentacles,
knives, and such, I will simply walk by and conquer you all with a plastic
knife.
*does victory-is-assured dance on top of the cardboard throne*
*cardboard throne collapses*
Damn... ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 06:59 AM |
Ha ha! That serves you right oh mighty forum King!! ::Engages in a
completely odd and useless pelvic thrust maneuver, for no reason other than
sheer absurdity:: Behold the power of my mighty monolithic mega-crotch!
woot woot woot...reco´nize...::trips on Ironboots and falls face first into
the jello, inhales...and gets MAD stoned::
Loons!! Loons!! :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 07:16 AM |
*impressed by Dolo´s wing chun skills, the Squid dons an ego and a Rising
Sun headband and grabs a pair of nunchaku*
(poorly dubbed): Ha! Yoo do not frighten mee pantless one!
*flails the chucks in a series of impressive but useless flips* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 08:18 AM |
Straps on a spiked maternity corset and waddles through the melee, randomly
swinging her ponderous belly and sending all and sundry flying!
Walks over to Alugarde´s orange barrel, sits on it, thus creating a barrel
of orange juice, which she promptly drinks up, seeing that it is so full of
Vitamin C and Folic Acid and nice stuff like that! Thus destroying
Alugarde´s dreaded orange attack!
Reaches into her handy-dandy diaper bag and fills a bottle with vitriol,
squirting it into the eyes of anyone who looks at her the wrong way! Then
extracts the Dirty Diaper of Doom (after first adorning her nose with an
appropriate clothes-pin) and waves it in the air. The surrounding masses
sink to the ground in malodourous misery. ____________________
"You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 08:54 AM |
NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo ::Eeeeek splat!, writhes in torment for
awhile before finally giving up on his own miserable existance, catapulting
himself into hell, wherein he kicks Satan in da nutz, takes his pokey thing
and comes charging back to life...only to be reincarnated as a very pissed
off baked potato...with a pitchfork::
Aaaah fuckbeans...  ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 09:05 AM |
| Gah! my oranges! *having recovered from necromancer´s attack, and having
already been on the ground from said attack, speed-crawls from the diaper
covering his nose, then gets on his feet again and unleashes an army of
wind-up monkies, most of which start climbing on necromancer and ironboots* ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 10:16 AM |
| *Ducks, dodges and generally manages to look like he is doing the mad
ckicken dance before he gets a whiff of the diaper of doooom; whereupon he
immediately slips in the jello and proceeds to slide around on his belly
and bite people on the ankles.* ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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necromancer
Occasional Poster Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 10:40 AM |
| *passes out from the Diaper and falls head first into jello bath* ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 10:52 AM |
Monkeys? Crap! Keep those little cymbols away from mee!
*rolls a bowling ball at a cat which jumps onto a platform connected by
chains to a bolt which releases an axe which swings past a pillary removing
the pillaried´s hand which is holding a lit match which ignites the methane
gas eminating from a skunk turning its rear into a jet which shoots past a
pole on a wheel which swings around and turns the nozzle on a propane tank
pointed at the wind-up monkeys which is ignited by the airborne skunk,
setting the monkeys ablaze. BUT THE MONKEYS JUST KEEP GOING!* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 10:56 AM |
| Ahahahaaa! (Seriously laughing my ass of in real life man...) ::Suddenly
explodes into a tower of pissed off potato energy, aura crackling around as
he morphs into a seventy foot tall manga style robot with a fourteen foot
long codpiece and rockets and shit...and proceeds to lock all Anti-monkey
missles on the monkey...misses, destroys the moon, and strikes one of those
bitchin´ manga poses:: Dolorosa-san Akuma Gaijin Power!! ::Suddenly bright
flashing lights explode around him in a brain fizzling myriad of
color...Dolo, the Epilipsy inducing power ranger strikes again...even as
the monkey keens him straight in da nutz:: :lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:10 AM |
| Then, as the sun slowly fades out and get extremely twilight, there is a
HUGE planet sized robot hovering over earth. Dolo-san looks up..
"EEEEEEEEEEEE" screams like a 10 year old school girl and borrows under the
street. "Hey, relax guy" says Suddam Hussein from the distant mechanical
planet. Morte Ascendo steps out of the shadows and waves his "BOOM STICK"
and the planet.... BAAAAAM MOTHA FUCKA, DO DAT DIRTY THANG YOU DO!!" From
the magical stick comes a really fruitly rainbow that doesnt do a god damn
thing expect make people laugh, even the freakin monkeys
laugh......::::grabs knife:::: HARRI-KARRI!!!!!
IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :???: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:17 AM |
| ::Blinks:: Ah? ::Throws a rock at Morte:: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:58 AM |
| *Pulls out his favorite crop and threatens <i> not</i> to
paddle people while waving ketchup at the creamy potato center Dolo-bot* ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me
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