Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:48 AM |
Alright, hereīs the spread: Some guy (its the same guy every time) keeps
knocking into me (maliciously) when Iīm approaching the stairs. Heīs going
down, Iīm going to go up.
The trouble is, most of the time Iīm too deep in my head to see this ass
before he hits me...
But if I had a plan, I could muster up the willpower to stay alert for at
least a week or so...
So this is it: What should I do? Nothing too harsh, please... I donīt want
to get kicked out... That would -upset- my father. Currently, I am working
on my reconnaissance, finding out where he goes, and what poor air he
breathes, but results are pending. So, all I know is that at about 10am in
the morning, he comes down an outside stairwell and knocks into me about 20
feet from the stairs. After he hits me (shoulder contact-type hit) I go up
the stairs. He is also one of those hooded sweater wearing goons... A
freshman, too, I think. (how insulting)
But shoot away with all the venom you have! ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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jadedraven
Member   Posts: 114 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 08:04 AM |
kill him, go basic instinct with the ice pick, or, you could always use a
cow (they did that ina montey python movie)
OK, in reality, it depends, if you want to be non confrontational, you
could vary your routine a little so you donīt run into him. Maybe he
doesnīt realize he is hitting you, same as you donīt know he is there till
tisd to late, try saying something, you know jokingly, like "Iīm starting
to think you donīt like me" If you get him to talk you might find out that
he is just a stupid asshole, but it is better than coldcocking the guy...
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this is your world in which we grow and we will grow to hate you
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Ianthe99
Member  Posts: 96 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 04:35 PM |
| Yīknow.. if heīs hitting you on purpose. you could try to watch how his
body moves pre-hit.. then just ever-so-slightly step out of the way. If
heīs putting much force behind it, and he misses you.. he might just fall
on his face. Wouldn/t that be funny? :lol: ____________________
She who dies with the most toys wins!
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necromancer
Occasional Poster   Posts: 48 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 05:12 PM |
| ...or you could carry a nice large book or some other object with pokey
corners. Next time he bumps into you, I would "bump" back into him, HARD
(preferably in the ribs). If he gets a nice bruise out of it, maybe heīll
remember to stay out of your way. ____________________
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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:15 PM |
Thatīs easy - Just change your style of dress for a few days. Know any
punks? Ask if you can borrow some spikes... Sharp ones....
Otherwise wear thumbtacks on the inside of your coat facing out. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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hipperthanu
Coward  Posts: 3 Registered: 16/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:32 PM |
| if heīs a prick and heīs doing it on purpose.. mailordering a lot of
magazines and other "bill me later" type things creates a lot of headaches
for people.. and if you just fill them out with his address and mail all
the shit to him thereīs not much he can do about it besides cope. give his
ass bad credit and annoy the fuck out of him... itīs great. ____________________
you. me. a bottle of baby powder. the backstreet boys "larger than life" on
repeat. a can of moxie. thems the makings of lovins or my name ain't Jesus
H. Christ.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/4/2002 at 11:31 PM |
| try coming on to him? that usually startles people... im all for the spikes
tho. i dislike being bumped by people. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/4/2002 at 07:08 PM |
| Call the local recruiting office for the Army, tell them that you are him,
and you want some information, give them his phone number and address.
Repeat with the Marines, Navy, and Airforce. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/4/2002 at 01:20 PM |
Alright...heres what you do buddy, if you havenīt solved the problem
already. Iīm guessing by your nick that you probably wear heavy boots. If
you seem him on the stairs, try and pass him on them...as he knocks you
aside, feign that you trip, hard to the wall...let both feet slide out
towards him, and aim for a direct ankle-shot...hopefully you shatter his
meta-tarsals and send him down the stairs, or at least to the ground in
unrelenting pain. It isnīt your fault, it was a knee-jerk reaction (Or you
could just slam your knee into the jerkīs nuts...) if you miss, the
dramatics of it all will buy you more time. In any case, when someone does
something like that, itīs one of those Machismo tests, donīt lose...break
his feet. We had a guy who would do that to me on the ladders on
ship...after the fourth time, I accidently slipped, kicked his ankle in,
and sent to him to a hospital for three months before setting him out on a
med discharge. And the best part is, there is zero blame.
Hurt the fucker. But donīt do it on "purpose"
:lol: ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/5/2002 at 04:53 PM |
No, unfortunately, I am not able to have fun and chunky boots. The school
wonīt allow them and, (if thatīs not enough) my dad wonīt allow them
either. I just have some raggy brown sneakers from Payless (cheap shoe
store). One of these weeks Iīm going to just get a pair of boots on my
own, but saving up for them is hard. Then I have to get a ride over to the
surplus store... *bleah* But yeah, I love boots...
Also, I havenīt been hit lately... Maybe heīs feeling bad vibes coming from
me... *grins with the power* But nevermind. Thank you all for your
suggestions. And I will keep it in mind that cartoons are excellent sources
of things to do.
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Piggy's got the Conch!
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/5/2002 at 03:01 PM |
| Kick him in the nards!! Wolfman doesnīt have nards!! yeah he does, kick him
in the nards!! ::whump!:: "raaaaoooor!!!" "whoah... wolfmanīs got nards."
quote that movie and when a dollaī ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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MorteAscendo
Member  Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 08:46 AM |
| You know, that shit happened to me when i was your age, and you know what
i did. I became loud, and i mean very loud. I dont really belive in
fighting, but if you have to, go straight for the balls. Kick him square
in the balls, jam your thumb into his Adams Apple and suffacate him,
gouge his eyes in, that really hurts. There is no honer in street fighting
so if you want to will, throw dirt into the eyes and fight dirty. Fuck
what people think about you, thats one thing i got over, be your self, or
shit be who you want to be. But when that fuck shit comes to you again
throw him down the stairs and then kick him, repeatedly. Remember, you do
something psychotic like that in front of alot people, i bet they will
leave you alone. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA......and yes i talk from experiance. Im
a freak when it comes to violence. Thank you Hellraiser movies. :evil:
:evil: :evil: ____________________
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I".
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 09:25 AM |
Yeah, the balls are a wonderful release button. If anybody grabs me or puts
me in a headlock, I simply start grabbing for the button. Guys will
release, almost magically!
This one of the many things I learned on the waterpolo team. When the other
team fights dirty, you got to go down to their level. -their- level.
Too bad for many kids (including myself) that speedos donīt really
accomodate cups. :roll: ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 02:50 PM |
| Itīs been my experience that speedoīs donīt accomadate a whole lot of
anything. It was the best thing when my swim team switched over to
compression trunks. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 03:52 PM |
| What are those? Are they like wetsuit bicycle shorts or what? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 08:57 PM |
| Dolo, That would be The Monster Squad... you owe me a dollar.. ____________________
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The_infamous_Nal
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posted on 13/8/2002 at 09:19 PM |
| attack him with visious rabit tiger eating monkeys ____________________
N@L
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Comedian
Fanatic  Posts: 213 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 12:57 AM |
Maybe he has a crush on you?
Anyway, I had this problem for a bit in my middle school. I had a very
heavy history book, and one day when i was fed up with it, I held the bind
of it with my arm that had the shoulder that got hit... The goddamn punk
didnīt hit me hard, but I faked my response and since the stairs were steep
enough I was able to whirl around and crack him hard in the back of the
head with the edge of the book. Drop the book after you hit him for good
effect. ____________________
Make way for the bad guy!
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Abbadon
Fanatic  Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 12:50 PM |
| Is there a nearby church tower or other vantage point? ____________________
Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/8/2002 at 03:43 PM |
Ah, Abbadon. Always offering the best advice... lol.
But there really was such a threat at my school. Two years ago, some senior
wrote in his planner that he was going to snipe or bomb or something (You
know how gossip goes). Everybody was saying īTomorrow, DONīT look at the
clocktower, īcause the kid who does will get shot.ī or īDonīt wear red
tomorrow, or else youīll get shotī.
At last period, we were informed that he was taken into police custody.
Still, lots of kids used it as an excuse to skip school the next day. I
didnīt... darn parents want to get me killed, I guess.  ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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