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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:48 AM

Alright, hereīs the spread: Some guy (its the same guy every time) keeps knocking into me (maliciously) when Iīm approaching the stairs. Heīs going down, Iīm going to go up.
The trouble is, most of the time Iīm too deep in my head to see this ass before he hits me...
But if I had a plan, I could muster up the willpower to stay alert for at least a week or so...

So this is it: What should I do? Nothing too harsh, please... I donīt want to get kicked out... That would -upset- my father. Currently, I am working on my reconnaissance, finding out where he goes, and what poor air he breathes, but results are pending. So, all I know is that at about 10am in the morning, he comes down an outside stairwell and knocks into me about 20 feet from the stairs. After he hits me (shoulder contact-type hit) I go up the stairs. He is also one of those hooded sweater wearing goons... A freshman, too, I think. (how insulting)
But shoot away with all the venom you have!

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 08:04 AM
kill him, go basic instinct with the ice pick, or, you could always use a cow (they did that ina montey python movie)
OK, in reality, it depends, if you want to be non confrontational, you could vary your routine a little so you donīt run into him. Maybe he doesnīt realize he is hitting you, same as you donīt know he is there till tisd to late, try saying something, you know jokingly, like "Iīm starting to think you donīt like me" If you get him to talk you might find out that he is just a stupid asshole, but it is better than coldcocking the guy...

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 04:35 PM
Yīknow.. if heīs hitting you on purpose. you could try to watch how his body moves pre-hit.. then just ever-so-slightly step out of the way. If heīs putting much force behind it, and he misses you.. he might just fall on his face. Wouldn/t that be funny? :lol:

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 05:12 PM
...or you could carry a nice large book or some other object with pokey corners. Next time he bumps into you, I would "bump" back into him, HARD (preferably in the ribs). If he gets a nice bruise out of it, maybe heīll remember to stay out of your way.

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:15 PM
Thatīs easy - Just change your style of dress for a few days. Know any punks? Ask if you can borrow some spikes... Sharp ones....

Otherwise wear thumbtacks on the inside of your coat facing out.

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 06:32 PM
if heīs a prick and heīs doing it on purpose.. mailordering a lot of magazines and other "bill me later" type things creates a lot of headaches for people.. and if you just fill them out with his address and mail all the shit to him thereīs not much he can do about it besides cope. give his ass bad credit and annoy the fuck out of him... itīs great.

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 11:31 PM
try coming on to him? that usually startles people... im all for the spikes tho. i dislike being bumped by people.

 

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  posted on 27/4/2002 at 07:08 PM
Call the local recruiting office for the Army, tell them that you are him, and you want some information, give them his phone number and address. Repeat with the Marines, Navy, and Airforce.

 

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  posted on 30/4/2002 at 01:20 PM
Alright...heres what you do buddy, if you havenīt solved the problem already. Iīm guessing by your nick that you probably wear heavy boots. If you seem him on the stairs, try and pass him on them...as he knocks you aside, feign that you trip, hard to the wall...let both feet slide out towards him, and aim for a direct ankle-shot...hopefully you shatter his meta-tarsals and send him down the stairs, or at least to the ground in unrelenting pain. It isnīt your fault, it was a knee-jerk reaction (Or you could just slam your knee into the jerkīs nuts...) if you miss, the dramatics of it all will buy you more time. In any case, when someone does something like that, itīs one of those Machismo tests, donīt lose...break his feet. We had a guy who would do that to me on the ladders on ship...after the fourth time, I accidently slipped, kicked his ankle in, and sent to him to a hospital for three months before setting him out on a med discharge. And the best part is, there is zero blame.
Hurt the fucker. But donīt do it on "purpose"
:lol:

 

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  posted on 1/5/2002 at 04:53 PM
No, unfortunately, I am not able to have fun and chunky boots. The school wonīt allow them and, (if thatīs not enough) my dad wonīt allow them either. I just have some raggy brown sneakers from Payless (cheap shoe store). One of these weeks Iīm going to just get a pair of boots on my own, but saving up for them is hard. Then I have to get a ride over to the surplus store... *bleah* But yeah, I love boots...

Also, I havenīt been hit lately... Maybe heīs feeling bad vibes coming from me... *grins with the power* But nevermind. Thank you all for your suggestions. And I will keep it in mind that cartoons are excellent sources of things to do.

 

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  posted on 6/5/2002 at 03:01 PM
Kick him in the nards!! Wolfman doesnīt have nards!! yeah he does, kick him in the nards!! ::whump!:: "raaaaoooor!!!" "whoah... wolfmanīs got nards." quote that movie and when a dollaī

 

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  posted on 31/5/2002 at 08:46 AM
You know, that shit happened to me when i was your age, and you know what i did. I became loud, and i mean very loud. I dont really belive in fighting, but if you have to, go straight for the balls. Kick him square in the balls, jam your thumb into his Adams Apple and suffacate him, gouge his eyes in, that really hurts. There is no honer in street fighting so if you want to will, throw dirt into the eyes and fight dirty. Fuck what people think about you, thats one thing i got over, be your self, or shit be who you want to be. But when that fuck shit comes to you again throw him down the stairs and then kick him, repeatedly. Remember, you do something psychotic like that in front of alot people, i bet they will leave you alone. MUHHAHAHAHAHAHA......and yes i talk from experiance. Im a freak when it comes to violence. Thank you Hellraiser movies. :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

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  posted on 1/6/2002 at 09:25 AM
Yeah, the balls are a wonderful release button. If anybody grabs me or puts me in a headlock, I simply start grabbing for the button. Guys will release, almost magically!
This one of the many things I learned on the waterpolo team. When the other team fights dirty, you got to go down to their level. -their- level.
Too bad for many kids (including myself) that speedos donīt really accomodate cups. :roll:

 

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  posted on 2/6/2002 at 02:50 PM
Itīs been my experience that speedoīs donīt accomadate a whole lot of anything. It was the best thing when my swim team switched over to compression trunks.

 

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Does that make me a bad person?

 

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  posted on 2/6/2002 at 03:52 PM
What are those? Are they like wetsuit bicycle shorts or what?

 

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  posted on 2/6/2002 at 08:57 PM
Dolo, That would be The Monster Squad... you owe me a dollar..

 

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  posted on 13/8/2002 at 09:19 PM
attack him with visious rabit tiger eating monkeys

 

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  posted on 14/8/2002 at 12:57 AM
Maybe he has a crush on you?


Anyway, I had this problem for a bit in my middle school. I had a very heavy history book, and one day when i was fed up with it, I held the bind of it with my arm that had the shoulder that got hit... The goddamn punk didnīt hit me hard, but I faked my response and since the stairs were steep enough I was able to whirl around and crack him hard in the back of the head with the edge of the book. Drop the book after you hit him for good effect.

 

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  posted on 14/8/2002 at 12:50 PM
Is there a nearby church tower or other vantage point?

 

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  posted on 14/8/2002 at 03:43 PM
Ah, Abbadon. Always offering the best advice... lol.

But there really was such a threat at my school. Two years ago, some senior wrote in his planner that he was going to snipe or bomb or something (You know how gossip goes). Everybody was saying īTomorrow, DONīT look at the clocktower, īcause the kid who does will get shot.ī or īDonīt wear red tomorrow, or else youīll get shotī.
At last period, we were informed that he was taken into police custody. Still, lots of kids used it as an excuse to skip school the next day. I didnīt... darn parents want to get me killed, I guess.

 

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