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  posted on 19/4/2002 at 04:51 PM
The other day I was talking to a friend and he mentioned how companies intentionally manufacture products that will break down and need to be replaced. They canīt build products that last anymore, because then no one will need to buy a new one and everyone will lose their jobs. But what if instead of building crap, they build shit that lasts, and then try building something else? Why not continue to invent new things to replace what we already have? If whoever came up with the idea of manufacturing shitty products had thought of that instead, we could all be floating home from school/work/wherever on hovercrafts by now. So my question is, what sort of ideas have people come up with? My idea- The orgasm bomb. Set it off and everyone within a mile has an orgasm. And by the time everyone is finally done changing their pants, you set another one off.

 

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  posted on 20/4/2002 at 04:47 AM
unless you want floods all over the world i suggest you forget that idea :razz:

 

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  posted on 20/4/2002 at 06:50 AM
...orgasm bomb...well, while this would distract from several societal problems, and provide serious entertainment, it would also prevent almost anything from getting done. and yes, as goat mentioned, the mess factor would be phenomenal. and who would be in charge of such things anyway? they couldnīt just be free for consumption by the general public....
(oh and i am most amused by īall your base are belong to usī...thank you for that. you know they made a song out of it.....)

 

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  posted on 20/4/2002 at 06:54 AM
arrrrrrg i am not anonymous....above post is mine, i just happen to currently be in a hotel far from home and forgot about the whole evil dial-up connection and recognition of my ip and blah blah blah....

 

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  posted on 20/4/2002 at 10:06 AM
ooooh, I like the orgasm bomb. It would be fun to see how people react afterwards.

Have you seen "gigolo Joe" in A.I.? What an invention that would be. No, but, seriously, what about a "dream recorder". Something that would record your dreams as you actually experienced them. "Playback" would have to be another invention, because it would have to encompass all your senses, not just sight and sound. I have so many dreams that I just donīt want to wake up from. My latest involved Earthīs sister planet from a twin dimension. Weeeee, it was so much fun.

 

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  posted on 20/4/2002 at 10:41 AM
yeah, thereīs even a music video for it with "all your base are belong to us" written all over the world.. pretty cool.. you can view it here..

 

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  posted on 21/4/2002 at 07:39 AM
There is a forum for it, if you wish... The discussions buried far below somewhere... I started it, of course!

But I would really go for a dream recorder/playback thing... I just had a dream (itīs 7am) I would love to play back. It was fun, although I would be sad because its only a dream...

And the orgasm bomb would be more of a pranksterīs tool, limited to those shops with whoopee cushions and cheap magic tricks... I think they would be regulated... Or perhaps humanity would give up on wearing clothes, since a minority of the population has the gall to set the stupid things off. Limit the range to a room, and perhaps then itīll be feasible.

But Iīd just love a space/time transport machine...

 

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  posted on 21/4/2002 at 07:59 AM
I realize that this has almost nothing to do with the above question, but it is about an invention that I thought was pretty cool.
My friend and I were sitting around months ago talking about some stupid things and watching Tv, and a commercial came on with a laundry detergent that promised to get your whites their whitest, which of course, neither of us have ANY use for, and we were talking about how great it would be if they made a product that would keep your blacks their blackest, but of course, that would probably never happen...When low and behold, Woolite comes out with a Woolite dark version of laundry detergent, that DOES keep your blacks their blackest, of course, its like five bucks for a little tiny bottle, but I still thought it was pretty cool, and had to mention it somewhere. I bought some (of course) it smells good, but as for anything else, I donīt know.

 

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  posted on 21/4/2002 at 06:38 PM
Call me evil, but I want someone to invent a device that can jam a cell phone signal at a short range. I like to think I would only use it for good purposes, but I know Iīd use it to phuque with the norms. Imagine some Biff or Buffy mindlessly and endlessly droning on their cell phones in an inappropriate place (such as anywhere near me) and you hit a button and ZAP!, a loud painful shrieking noise comes out of their phones into their ear. Ah, Iīm such a misanthrope.

Btw, I had thought of an idea like the Woolite a while ago, but I wanted to give it a good name like Gloom since all the names for detergent are these asininely sunny nonsense or sound like bad superheroes. Gloom keeps your blacks their blackest!

 

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  posted on 23/4/2002 at 12:16 PM
An automatic nappy changer...
Two appiances attached to the wall in toilets and other sanitary areas. First dunk the baby in the first machine and it pulls the old nappy off and washes the babyīs midrift. Then take it out and dunk it in the machine next to it which straps a new nappy to the baby. And voila! No mess, quick and easy nappy changing. Youīd better not steal my idea before I patent it you bunch of good-for-nothings!

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 05:31 AM
Oooooooh! I want one! I want one!

(Although it reminds me uncannily of a nightmare I had as a child of a machine that put kids coats and boots on for them. They climb in one end and slide out the other, all ready for winter. Only it started malfunctioning, and the kids didnīt come out the other end. Eventually, it came to life and chased me down the driveway...)

I think someone needs to invent goth diapers. Someone gave me a package of Barney diapers - ack!!! Why canīt they make black diapers with Gashlycrumb scenes on them, or something?

 

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  posted on 26/4/2002 at 05:49 AM
Iīm telling you from experience... those barney diapers (Luvs) are the only ones that work. pampers and huggies both suck, and theyīre way more expensive. and whatever you do, donīt use the off-brands, youīre just asking for a mess there... besides, the kid wonīt even know what barney is, especially at under 1 year old... or you could buy cloth diapers, and use black diaper covers... less expensive in the long run, but more mess to deal with...

 

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  posted on 28/4/2002 at 01:45 AM
Why stop at a dream recorder? How about a device that could bring your dreams into reality. Of course such a device would have to be extremely controlled. Perhaps you could record a dream and then submit it for "reality initiation" or whatnot

 

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  posted on 28/4/2002 at 03:33 AM
i donīt think thatīd work very well.. everyone would just run around having their dreams "initiated".. but a virtual reality machine that allows you to experience your dreams would really be something :-)

 

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  posted on 28/4/2002 at 01:38 PM
By extremely controlled I mean that your dream will fade out of reality after a certain length of time, and certain things will be intentionally beyond the abilities or range of such a device. The device wouldnīt be able to create alternate dimensions with 17 suns or affect global reality, but perhaps something small with a range of about 30 feet.

 

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  posted on 29/4/2002 at 04:34 AM
I think that would be a curse... Already dreams are a pain for letting us down when we wake up, but this invention moves the illusion even closer to our finger-tips, and yet still out of reach. It would drive some mad, including me.

 

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  posted on 29/4/2002 at 07:21 AM
true.. iīd prolly spend more time in my dreams than in real life if there was such a device, heh.. :roll:

 

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  posted on 29/4/2002 at 09:41 AM
There is such a device to record and playback dreams. Actually several, and I do spend a lot of time with them because they can be just as good as "real" life sometimes. Of course, these devices of which I speak require a little feedback and imagination from the user, and sometimes different people experience the same dream differently....Some work better with auditory information, some with visual, some with language, but all of them are truly amazing and have been around for quite a while....The only downfall is that they can be difficult to use to record your dreams accurately.

 

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  posted on 6/5/2002 at 09:04 PM
..hmmmm....to live in an illusury world created in oneīs own mind, or to know the communal version of relative reality, no matter how ugly...
familliar dilemma, yes? *sigh* no need for such a device. evolutionary mental capacity may bring acceptance of the fact that PERCEPTION IS REALITY. people seem so unwilling to accept
just how far that perception goes...just how much can be manipulated....
so to live in my dreams? no thank you. my head is a twisted place. i would settle rather to record them in detail, as they would make rather lovely
bits of artwork to poke at afore mentioned reality...
as far as a novel invention...while there may be a new incarnation of a thought, there is no novel structure. iīm working in it..*blush*

 

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  posted on 13/5/2002 at 08:26 AM
I invented eggs...

 

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