Anyway, my name's Rebecca, but people usually call me Becca or Bec. I'm
going through the dissolution of my training marriage (read: divorce), and
I'm almost to the point where I don't trust anything with a penis, but I
have hopes that that will pass, in due time. I'm a Sagittarius with
Scorpio rising and a Leo Moon, which means that I'm brutally honest about
my obsessions with life, death, and the stage. =p For all of those that
follow Chinese Astrology (which is more accurate, in my opinion), I'm an
Earth Sheep.
I live a city in Norteast Missouri that is home to a medical school and an
overrated university. I work at hte local hospital as an aministrative
assistant on the floor, which means I get to do all of the fun paperwork
and answer the phone. Some people mistake me for a nurse, but that's fine,
since I can probably direct them to the proper nurse in record time.
The older townies and the university kids are usually at war, while the
med students, professors, and the rest of us just try to get through the
day. I live alone with Sisko, cat and professional attention whore. Sisko
claim to fame is his ability to jump on the keyboard while I'm talking to
someone and hitting the esc key, which closes the chat window. It's hard
to stay mad at him, though, becuase he's so cute and sweet without being
clingy all of the time.
Moving on.
Now for the Miss December portion of the introduction:
Likes: cats, art, music, theatre, writing, reading, painting (usually in
watercolor), drawing (anything and everything), Mike's Hard Cranberry
Lemonade, Diet Dr. Pepper, springtime, clover blossoms, roses, violets,
pretty much every other friggin' flower, surfing the net, people with
common sense, maturity, people who have their own thoughts and opinions,
hot fudge sundaes with nuts, dream interpretation, astronomy, astrology,
long-haired guys, women with intense inner beauty, good poetry, purple,
silver, black, playing on the webcam,sesame oil massages, sex, chocolate,
etc
Dislikes: people who think the world owes them by virtue of their
existence, cockroaches, spam, politicians, lawyers, mold, people who leech
off of other people until they are almost dead inside, cat-haters, pork,
people who are cruel to people with special needs, people who hide behind a
"disabled" label to get out of working (not everyone does it, but I've seen
a few), doctors, self-righteous RNs, CNAs with attitude problems, junkies
who come to the ER for free narcotics, etc
*pants*
[Edited on 11/5/2004 by LadyCygnet]
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic
Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 11/5/2004 at 02:05 PM
Wow, this is really hard to find just one song to play while I introduce
myself because my music taste is very ecclectic, but I know one song that
can be fun.
*Switches on Oingo Boingo's "Nasty Habits"*
Hiya, my name is Amanda, I have been hanging around shmeng for almost two
years now. I didn't join shmeng under this name until a few months later
into the start of these two years. I tried to submit a picture of myself,
when Devin told me that was a no-no unless I proved it was myself. Well, I
did, and so here I am. I really love this family of shmengians (or
whatever you want to call everyone here). I don't like when people try to
ruin everything we have here. I do my best to be kind and open minded with
everyone. I have grown up in a very tiny town in Florida, and I cannot
stand life here. When I first came to shmeng I thought I was a straight
Christian girl who couldn't be anything different, but through the help of
people here I discovered that I could be who I want to be. I don't have to
conform to make people like me here, when I already know they didn't when I
tried to. So, here I am now, a bisexual female who doesn't have the same
faith beliefs everyone in this town wants me to have, and a whole new
outlook on how life should be lived. I don't think I should just have to
be with one person for the rest of my life, I feel that I can love more
than that and be happy with more than one person. I am also getting out of
this town in a month, so I will be very happy with better people.
Well, now that I have spilled a ton of stuff (I could go on for a while
still), I will free you and just tell you my likes and dislikes to follow
introduction tradition:
Likes: I like wearing feitish clothes, looking at girls in hot fetish
clothes, goth babes, chocolate, ice cream (though I can't have it), coffee
(though I should not have it), chai tea, reading, watching comedy movies
(one of my favorites is Office Space and another recent one is Orgasmo),
surfing the net, talking to people online, flirting with pretty and
intelligent girls, sex, showering (it makes me feel really clean, like I am
washing away the world's ickies), good vibed people, snuggling to sleep or
just plain snuggling, petting and being petted, SHMENG (the site, not the
real stuff)
Dislikes: mushrooms (unless stuffed), olives (never ever yicky), excrement
porn, thinking about my parents fucking, girls who say they like girls but
just say that for attention, homophobic people, closed minded people,
people with disgusting vibes who feel that they get to fling it at you for
no good reason, SHMENG (the real stuff, not the site)
I am a Saggitarius, and I can't remember my other signs...I was born in
1985 if anyone wants to tell me my chinese sign.
I hope this tells you a bit about me, talk to me if you want to know more,
and I just might tell you
[Edited on 5/11/2004 by MystryssRavynDarque]
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Zero
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Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
posted on 12/5/2004 at 09:36 AM
*"Zero" by the smashing pumpkins starts playing*
i'm 20 years old (sagittarius) and i have a weird sense of humor. i've also
been told i'm oblivious to the world. i guess that's why i ask a lot of
questions. i start college in the fall at a school in my home state of
North Carolina...although i do hope to transfer to a different school
later, one that's far from here. (i think i'm the only shmeng head in North
Carolina>) i think like a pessimist, but act like an optimist.
likes: I love comix, so i collect alot of them. i'm also a bit of a scifi
dork. (well actually an all around dork) I love to draw although i've been
blocked for quite a while now....inspiration: can't find any. very smart
and funny women. I like people who are playful. really, i'm interested in
just about everything that this world has to offer, and i love this
website. i also like all of the people that i've managed to talk to here.
(i'd make a list of them and why they're so cool, but i think i would get
in trouble)
dislikes: racism in all its many forms, doing anything for the wrong
reasons, artists' block, people who don't have a sense of humor and/or take
themselves too seriously and my own conscience.
____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
asphyXiatedthoughts
Coward
Posts: 6 Registered: 24/3/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 27/3/2005 at 06:10 PM
Hello to all,
I am Emily, age 14 shall be 15 in September, that makes me a virgo. I live
in Kansas, USA. I've been on here three days, finally found this thread
today. In my spare time you can find me reading, writing poetry, and/or on
the computer. I play violin and am in my junior high's honor choir. Singing
is one of the things I plan on continuing throughout my life. I don't limit
myself to only certain genres of music if there is a band that I hear and
their music is good and lyrics meaningful and well written then I'll listen
to them. Oh, yes, I have blue eyes, my hair I dyed black but since has
faded and is a mixture of dark brown, light brown, and tints of red.
____________________ Keep on screaming for the angel you are dreaming. Deceiving yourelf,
believing your lies, lost in the chaos no one hears your cries. Keep on
screaming the angel, the saint is not coming, stop dreaming. Wake up child,
open your eyes your beginning to fall.
gothicmorman
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Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 30/3/2005 at 06:29 PM
ok why not. hi i am ruth and i am customizing my introduction format. I may
be cancer but that really has little to do with anything else. i love way
to much music to have a theme though i am really liking funeral march by
chopin right now. it is very pretty when you get going and are playing it
right and stuff... chopin has some very difficult chords in his songs. so
as you can guess i play piano. also i play flute and guitar/bass and
trombone. about six notes on clarinet and this year i will be trying barry
sax. it sounds good. I am a total computer geek, an information horder, and
a forum whore, technology is awesome and yes, i do geekspeak, aka leet.
though i have the tact to do it in more appropriate situations and places
than on shmeng. i have read about lots of different psychological type
things. taken psych11 in school. and plan to pursue psychology further. it
is really interesting. people are, i people watch all the time. even
online, i can see you, all of you. lots of other stuff too, but this is
long enough already.
also one more thing i think is relatively important is that i am not
looking to get laid. imagine that.
EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic
Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
posted on 31/3/2005 at 10:56 PM
Well, since this post has come back to life and I didn't notice it the
first time, I guess I will join in.
*plays "Sugar in my bowl" by Nina Simone*
I'm Rayce. Pronounced (Ray*C), not Race. (Bet a bunch of you were saying it
wrong hehe). I'm a 30 year old single mother who lives near Seattle. Devin
turned me onto the site after moving to Washington and chatting with me
about photography on MSN while I was bored to death working at
Microsoft.
I used to be a really social person who went out every weekend. I'm a
photographer and used to actually do 2-5 shoots a week! Now I just sit home
with the kiddo and enjoy her spaztic personality. I only do shoots once a
month now if I'm lucky. I work at a company where I bounce between being a
tech support rep and writing troubleshooting guides for major cell phone
companies and their data phones. Basically I am either on the phones fixing
stuff for people, or off the phones breaking stuff for people so I can show
people how to fix it.
Turn ons: Pain.. yep.. Pain. And not self induced pain but pain given in a
Safe, Sane and Concensual situation. I like photography (obviously),
paranormal study, history, reading books, writing books, going to
interesting places and meeting insteresting people. I love candles and
light my apartment with them at night instead of lamps.
Turn offs: People who attempt to debate with me on subjects they know
little about. People who are shitty just to be shitty. People who judge me
by my cover or clothes. People who little girl who knows nothing just
because I don't act 30. People who tell me how to raise my daughter. People
who steal from me. People who lie to me. Elevators (I hate elevators) and
people who can't drive! And my big turn off is people who think they have
nothing at all to learn or think they are smarter than I am because they
have more knowledge in a single subject than I do.
____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold
Abbadon
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Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 5/4/2005 at 10:57 AM
I am.
____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known.
KittyGoesMrow
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Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
posted on 11/4/2005 at 01:40 PM
quote:hi, my name is willow and
i´m an alcoholic....... WAIT! ::slaps herself:: wrong introduction.
::turns on "like a prayer" by madonna:: i´m willow (suprise!), i´m at the
not-so-tender age of 16, i write poetry, people call me a cynic, and i play
way too many string instruments. (violin, cello, acoustic guitar because
electrics are just so trendy, string bass, and electric violin in a
friend´s metal band.)
likes: skinny pale guys (how cliche), music, dried roses, individuality,
cheesy early 90´s pop like early madonna, stale marshmallow peeps (but not
the chicken ones)
dislikes: conformity, lemmings (not the computer game), the color pink,
meat, hypocrites, hapy music, people that say "like, omigod!"
::relieves you from listening to madonna::
YOU STOLE MY INTRO! Everyone knows I love beer ... ok maybe they
dont...
and ummm
quote: i´ll just stick with the
porno music.. :-D
my name´s christian, i´m 15, i live in a small country called sweden,
located somewhere in the northern region of europe. i´m new here. don´t
quite recall how i got here, though.
i like: books, music, computers, darkness, beautiful things, people with
good vibes, rainy or cloudy days, good television(lynch, kubrick,
tarantino)
i dislike: sunny days, ignorance, people who try to shove their beliefs
down your throat, bigotry, fascism, capitalism(and the way our society
forces people into it), bad television
YOUUUUU! You are in Finlands penis! Congrats. Devinnnn can I keep him?
____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo
BlueLinn
Fanatic
Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 22/6/2005 at 03:21 PM
... goes cromagnum....
me 20... me do art... me live spring field... me bang head on wall....
____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began?
scissors
Coward
Posts: 7 Registered: 9/6/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 22/6/2005 at 05:20 PM
Seeing as how this will only be my second post, I may as well make it an
introduction!
Screen name is scissors. I was a girl the last time I checked, and I check
thoroughly. I'm 17 - almost 18 and I dwell in Canada in a small town of
white, God fearing Christians where there is an underground homosexual army
that is waiting to shatter the lack of understanding of citizens ... but
I'm going to Alberta for the summer. I'm single, and I like boys.
Likes = Sailor Moon, anything leopard print and Kiefer Sutherland related.
Porn. Music-wise.. anything but country. Favourites include Slipknot,
Fleetwood Mac, and 90's one hit wonders (ie; Monster Magnet "Space Lord")
The Backstreet Boys because I'm stuck in my childhood, Murderdolls, and
other such lame things.
Dis-likes and general fears = BIRDS, piggies (they can EAT you), cotton
balls, velcro, clowns (getting better though), dragonflies and moths. I
like all kinds of people, even if they're annoying. However I have a
problem with girls who act like sluts for attention and then don't put out,
nor do I like these same girls who pretend to be bisexual or lesbian for
attention and then don't feel eachother up for everyone's amusement.
Random facts you should know:
I have a Furby whom is always active and I treat like a child
I have a tinsy winsy coffin (courtesy of Pale-face)
I like to play God and am obsessed with The Sims
I make long posts.
Hi.
[Edited on 24/6/2005 by scissors]
Meranda_Jade
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Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 24/6/2005 at 04:34 PM
Damn, but that's one of the more interesting introductions I've seen... I
hope you have more to say, scissors.
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gothicmorman
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Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 25/6/2005 at 04:35 PM
hi scissors.
firstly, huzzah for canada! (sounds like you live in saskatchewan or
something)
welcome to the site and stuff.
also if you like slipknot and murderdolls you might also like stone sour,
unless you already do and just did not mention it. they are another
slipknot side band. corey taylor and james root are in it. quite good.
worth looking into.
scissors
Coward
Posts: 7 Registered: 9/6/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 25/6/2005 at 05:55 PM
Aw, nice welcomes make my happy parts feel warm with acceptance!
I live in Ontario right now, but on Monday I'm going to Calgary to live
until September!
(sidenote): Yes! I adore Stone Sour, I suck at making lists of music. Shame
on me. Stone Sour is neat because it was actually formed before Slipknot.
Actually, I think the Murderdolls were too, but they were the Rejects
then.. *trails off* ... [nerd/]
Anyway, thank you for welcoming me, hopefully I'll become a bit of a post
whore soon.
nope... no sarcasm here... not from me at least... I was asking a an honest
question
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
Sorrow
Occasional Poster
Posts: 18 Registered: 21/11/2007 Status: Offline
posted on 24/11/2007 at 12:43 PM
Well then, allow me to honestly answer your question-I'm immature. Very.
That's all there is to it, really. Also, as I mentioned, I fail.
It's just a cavalcade of stupid statements neatly strung together, but that
in with their brute sincerity, I find to be amusing. Also I thought that
the lack of elaboration upon my subject as an introduction could actually
say a lot about me. Maybe. I just think it's funny how people make these
huge intros when in the end, few words would suffice, for all you're trying
to say. Of course, that's not to say they shouldn't do it, that it's not
interesting or that I'm against it-also I'm very lazy. Don't even know how
come half my posts end up being so lengthy.
And the discuss part? Nonsensical smartass conclusion.
It's a form of abstract humour I see often done on forums of all kinds.
Do you get it? Nah, neither do I.
And yeah, I'll get back to you in the other thread soon as you've
asked-need to clean up my place first though. Goddamn pigsty in here.