xtreem
Coward Posts: 1 Registered: 24/8/2007 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2007 at 06:31 AM |
Bored? Depraved? The Independent Order of the Ennead (IOE) is now accepting
applicants 18-35 in the Washington, DC chapter. Only a few will qualify.
You must be open-minded and ready to commit to the Paths of Darkness. This
is a male-only society. Contact the Hierophant at [email protected] for
more information.
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2007 at 06:45 AM |
Uninterested? Apathetic? The Fellow Union of Can't Quite Toil Or Acquire
Direction ignores promising young layabouts who would be perfect for
FUCQTOAD but won't get in contact because they are too lazy. Join us now,
or not. I don't care. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/8/2007 at 08:54 AM |
The first post made me laugh quite a bit. Then I read Wormwood's response
and almost peed myself.
Gotta love pretentious little guys who are totally disconnected from
reality. They give me such entertainment. ____________________
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 24/8/2007 at 08:38 PM |
Those paths of darkness aren't what they used to be... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Rogue
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posted on 25/8/2007 at 12:58 AM |
wow, first post, too. amazing. i aspire, oh yes, i want to give my life
to the first passerby. ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 25/8/2007 at 06:24 PM |
Male-only society, eh? Tell me when is your orgy? ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Monolycus
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posted on 26/8/2007 at 01:50 AM |
I see nothing about secret handshakes and funny robes. I refuse to take
this seriously until you rectify this.
A little hazing ritual would be sweet, too. ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 27/8/2007 at 02:09 AM |
Male only huh? I have a strap on.
Big red would like to join your society and since it needs me to move I'll
just have to come along with it.
Hey.. at least I can think and fuck at the same time!
[Edited on 8/27/07 by EyeCandyRayce] ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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Rogue
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posted on 30/8/2007 at 08:18 PM |
Big Red?!?!?!? Thinkfucking is one of my favourite obsessions. ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 4/9/2007 at 01:23 PM |
A strap on does not a male make.
If you're thinking while fucking, you're doing it wrong. ____________________
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Rogue
Member Posts: 199 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/9/2007 at 05:53 PM |
I don't know, I consider strap-ons to be the cliffs notes of males, all the
needed stuff without all the extra garbage. A woman with a strap-on,
double plus good. ____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/9/2007 at 10:46 PM |
Once I got to MJ's last post I was laughing so hard I started coughing.
Great forum. Trolls bring out the best in us. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Domkitten
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posted on 12/9/2007 at 10:16 PM |
the Hierophant??? the Hierophant????
Seriously?
Oh man.
I think he must have been a little the Hierophant when he made this post.
It would certainly explain it. Or maybe he was a lot the Hierophant. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 16/9/2007 at 12:46 PM |
*Pushes up her thick rimmed glasses and snorts*
COme Join the Dark side you guys!
Oh man.WoW....just...wow.
____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Domkitten
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posted on 17/9/2007 at 05:26 AM |
Join the Darkside? Honey I am the Darkside! ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/9/2007 at 09:45 AM |
well in that case.... ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/9/2007 at 09:51 PM |
Wow...I had at first thought the original poster had titled this as
"anti-perspirants" but had, perhaps, mispelled it. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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