the cops knocked on my door asking for my brother today. he was involed in
a B & E robery and they stole guns. he was the lookout and he's now
testifyign against the other guys to avoid being charged. i'm a little
stuned by all of this. i mean fuck wow.
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Schizo
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posted on 23/4/2007 at 01:34 AM
shit... *hugs* that's got to be tough...
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Rogue
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posted on 24/4/2007 at 10:54 PM
B&E is burglary, not robbery. Testifying against the other dudes is
risky at best, because they know you did it and they might not get much
time. In Ohio it's 8 years minimum for armed anything, but straight
B&E you're better off pleading and maybe walking with no time on first
offence. Just sayin.
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pale-face
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posted on 25/4/2007 at 08:01 PM
ya the whole situation is fucked
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posted on 26/4/2007 at 05:13 PM
Oooh, fucked up family stories I want to play.
Actually know on second thought I don't, talking about my fucked up family
always ends up with me crying in the fetal position.
Just remember your family is not a reflection of who you are.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 22/5/2007 at 11:59 AM
If we're gonna play that game...
Here's my step-brother's baby making results thus far:
One with a woman many years ago. Child given up for adoption.
Child with another woman who doesn't want anything to do with him or my
step-mother (not her fault).
Two children with a woman whom he actually married and spent some time
with. He spent quite a bit of their first few years of life in prison in
Arizona while they were in New York. They divorced after he started
drinking again and saying he was a Marine and nobody could talk to him that
way. He was never in the military.
Recently had a child with another woman. Seemed to be going well. Then he
went psycho again and left her.
He's now living on the streets in the same town as my parents but refuses
to talk to them or even let them buy him food. He may be on some heavy
drugs, or it could just be something mental.
It really sucks when your cool big brother, at least cool when you're like
8 and don't know any better, turns into a nutjob.
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experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Meranda_Jade
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posted on 23/5/2007 at 07:30 PM
I can't play the dysfunctional family game. It wouldn't be fair.
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Schizo
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posted on 24/5/2007 at 01:47 AM
I'm the black sheep in my family. My brother works as a bookbinder, has an
absolute sweetheart of a red-headed English wife, who is duly pregnant (a
proper length of time after the nuptuals), does not drink, smoke, swear,
look at naughty pictures, or listen to rock music, and is a member in good
standing of the family church. *sigh*
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
Starlight
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posted on 24/5/2007 at 02:19 AM
I thought about playing...but then I couldn't decide which level of
dysfunction to start with.
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tried before." ~Mae West
Domkitten
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posted on 24/5/2007 at 03:17 PM
I say let's play a new game. The functional family we have made for
ourselves where-ever it may be game.
Wait, that game is boring, but at least stable.
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daria_4
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posted on 13/7/2007 at 02:00 PM
I'm not sure how dysfunctional my family is... not as bad as some, but more
than enough to be embarrassing. That sounds about right.
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and deserves locking up."
EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 15/7/2007 at 03:06 PM
I like Domkitten's game better.
We all have dysfunction in our family. The world is overpopulated by
dummies with the rest of us just kinda dropped in randomly. We often joke
that stupid is hereditary but all we have to do is look around at our
families to know it isn't.
My mother, she let me be molested, twice and nearly rapped once. Not to say
that she allowed it to happen initially but when I brought the situation to
her as a child she told me never to repeat it and to just avoid that
person. Well... once. The other two times she accused me of lying. The
first time when I was so young I can't remember how old I was and the
second time when I was 14. She walked into the police station after a
family called the police to stop what was happening in the woods near their
home while I cried on their couch and she promptly had the charges
dropped.
I confronted her about it when I was in my early twenties. I forgive her
but I don't forget that it happened. My mother is screwed up. Hence why I
live 2k miles from any of my family (except my ex-drugy sister who moved to
the same state as me and few years ago and has not called me even once).
Yes... let's play Domkitten's game.
I have an amazing 14 year old daughter who is a little anime goth girl in
black clothes with emo hair that giggles when you call her emo. I have a
boyfriend who is the best thing to ever happen to my daughter or myself. I
have a girlfriend who lives in my apartment who is a tall leggy blonde that
is the perfect height so that when I walk up to her my eyes go BOOBS and
all I have to do is step forward to press my face in them.
Life is swell and the swelling isn't going down.
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Monolycus
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posted on 15/7/2007 at 09:02 PM
quote:Yes... let's play
Domkitten's game.
Yeah, here's the thing... some folk are always playing games. Some folk
talk a mighty good game. Some folk go out with their game face on. And
some of us are sick of playing motherfucking games.
Don't let me hold anyone up, though.
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 15/7/2007 at 11:44 PM
Mrowl.... I'm not playing anymore. Your not very nice!
*takes her toys and goes home*
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Monolycus
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posted on 17/7/2007 at 02:53 AM
Oh, pish tosh. I'm extremely nice. I do, however, have it on no less an
authority than the celebrated Ric Romero that the printed medium is subject
to multiple interpretations of tone and intent and that sometimes on teh
intarwebz, folk can be seen as pretty harsh.
If I were not nice, I'd mention that "your" is a possessive pronoun and
hotlink to a graphic that said "PWNED!!!!11eleventy".
*insert sundry emoticons here*
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 17/7/2007 at 09:56 PM
YOUR just jealous because I speak better engrish.
It simply amazes me every evening how I manage to work for 8 hours a day
doing technical writing (my project at work this week) and come home and
manage to typo every other word without noticing. I think my brain just
shuts off when I get home. I'm usually anal retentive about typos. I even
made one on the pirate image comment damnit. rrrrrr
*sulks off to her corner*
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Monolycus
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posted on 18/7/2007 at 08:14 PM
Happens to the best. And me, too. I make an object lesson out of it on
the perils of being hyper anal-retentive while still being in the habit of
drunk posting.
Don't sulking or making excuse. Almost posters type in engrish in the
event of sudden emergence. This is not refundment.
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