blood_rose
Occasional Poster Posts: 13 Registered: 3/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/9/2006 at 06:50 AM |
Ok so.
now normally, this kind of thing might seem somewhat exciting to most,
but i experienced something last night that honestly didnt make me
angry,
yet it did cause me to burst out in somewhat hysterical laughter.
I am sitting right now in my dorm room in some shithole campus,
and as one might expect,
when you place a hundred barely pubescent teenagers, half of whom have
never seen alcohol in their lives let alone gotten shit faced enough to do
something stupid, hilarity is soon to become the order of the day.
i am not much of a drinker, so needless to say i have become the babysitty
to all the drunks on my floor......yay.....i can feel the chills of
excitement running gdown my back right now.
Last night, two girls took it upon themselves to make a little home video
with the aid of three very willing young men and a bottle of whatever they
could get a hold of.
now normally what happens in a dorm room, stays there, and no one says a
word..
BUT when these embrionic pornstars decided they would make thing a little
more interesting,
their little show spilled out into the hallway for all the world to
see..... hah.
that is why i dont come out of my dorm room,
that is why i dont drink
that is why i need to get the fuck out of this place. |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2006 at 05:04 PM |
Just because they are stupid, young, and drunk doesn't mean you have to be
stuck up about it.
Go out to the hall. Pass out condoms. Tell them to keep it down a little
and ask them to clean up when they are done. Smile, compliment the girls on
being silly and the boys on being lucky. Stay and watch or retreat to your
room. At least you know they are playing safe and keep sleep better at
night for it.
If you are polite about it even stupid drunk kids can be polite back. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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gothicmorman
Fanatic Posts: 233 Registered: 11/7/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/9/2006 at 11:47 PM |
FOR GOD'S SAKE STAY AND WATCH!!!
(and if the vids get out maybe post a link or two >___>) |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/9/2006 at 05:58 AM |
lmao...sounds something straight out of those teen movie spoof thingie
mahjigs lol and like GM Said..For christ sakes WATCH!!!!!!! lol ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/9/2006 at 05:08 AM |
It may seem shitty right now, but if you live to be eighty you'll remember
that night and I swear your going to freaking cry.
I woulda asked if they needed a stunt double.
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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