'Allo. I suppose I would be new. My name is crash. You may call me
crash.
I would go on to explain a bit about myself, however that would be
irrelevant. If you're interested, you will seek the answers to your
curiosity, of that I am sure.
I'm sure some of you won't mind my presence.
Oh, I just kid.
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 27/11/2005 at 05:02 PM
Welcome to Shmeng!
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 27/11/2005 at 08:01 PM
Welcome to Shmeng crash!
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Rogue
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posted on 28/11/2005 at 05:26 PM
Well, you've crashed, now burn or twinkle or something. My nipples are all
half-erect and waiting for what new breath of life you can breathe to our
sullen corner of cyberspace, so breathe on, oh breathy crashen one!
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Monolycus
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posted on 29/11/2005 at 02:13 AM
Do we get to vote on which...? 'Cos I got me a real hankerin' for some
twinkling over burning. Somebody finally adjusted the noise-to-signal
ratio and now that the noise has died down we're startin' to find out there
never was a whole lot of signal there.
Breath o' life's a shiny thing and all, but how much more mileage do we
need from mouth breathers?
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gothicmorman
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posted on 29/11/2005 at 05:08 AM
Welcomes to the site crash! ^.^
crash
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posted on 3/12/2005 at 04:11 AM
Interesting.
Well, the reason I've been away for that amount of time is because the fan
on my computer died and I was getting that fixed. The situation was taken
care of however so I have returned.
And who are these mouth breathers that we're speaking of here, hm? As it
seems, I may have been referred to as one and that, my friends, is rather
inaccurate. Not to sound snooty or anything, but I must say that I'm not
ignorant by any means and a lot of characters would find me entertaining to
say the least.
Oh, and of course, thank you to those that welcomed me aboard.
[Edited on 3/12/2005 by crash]
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valerian
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posted on 3/12/2005 at 12:00 PM
Welcome, from a fellow new person.
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crash
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posted on 3/12/2005 at 01:40 PM
Thank you, dear.
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Monolycus
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posted on 3/12/2005 at 03:01 PM
quote:
And who are these mouth breathers that we're speaking of here, hm? As it
seems, I may have been referred to as one and that, my friends, is rather
inaccurate. Not to sound snooty or anything, but I must say that I'm not
ignorant by any means and a lot of characters would find me entertaining to
say the least.
It's way too early in this equation for twisted knickers. I hadn't gotten
around to calling you anything yet; the mouth-breather quotation was a
comment of the scattershot variety in response to Rogue. If you were
hoping for a more personal character assessment, you're going to have to
wait until you've given me something to assess. I could just take your
word for it that you aren't ignorant, but I've decided to adopt a
Missourian attitude and will wait for you to show me your tits before I
judge 'em. Pronouncements don't impress me so much...I think you'll find
the ones who crow the loudest about how clever they are usually the ones
with the greatest cerebral deficits.
Anyway, wipe your feet on the welcome mat and show us what you've got.
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crash
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posted on 3/12/2005 at 04:54 PM
Mm. I wasn't -hoping- for anything. I read the thread twice over to decide
whether it was in fact directed towards me and as it was questionable, I
responded. If you were to have been presented with such responses in this
sort of situation, I'm sure you would have had a similar thought. Seems to
me that there isn't a whole lot of faith here.
Makes me wonder just how many of these "mouth breathers" have been caught
running around here.
Honestly, I wasn't aware that I had shown a lot of reason for you to
believe that I'd turn out to be one of them.
In any case, why don't you wait to see if my signal comes in loud and clear
before changing the station, eh?
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Schizo
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posted on 4/12/2005 at 04:53 AM
When you've been here a year or so, you will understand.
Hmmm, I wonder what the actual percentage of newbie wits to newbie nitwits
we get here. Maybe a 1 to 9 ratio? Maybe that's being a little generous
on the side of intelligence.
By all means, pleasantly surprise this poor, cynical, pessimistic group.
We need a breath of fresh air, and not from an open mouth, either.
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gothicmorman
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posted on 4/12/2005 at 04:57 AM
well if they took a breath mint it would not be too bad eh? >_>
so, how did you "crash land" here? or in real speak how did you find the
site?
crash
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Posts: 37 Registered: 27/11/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 4/12/2005 at 12:35 PM
I can certainly imagine how many bad seeds you get compared to the good
ones, considering that I've been on forums for years. For example, I joined
Necrotic Obsession long before it was as big and annoying as it is now.
Newbs are dangerous, however I like to give people the benefit of the
doubt.
I can't recall the exact method that lead me to this place. I had been
searching for something interesting to occupy my time with and this was one
of the more promising. In fact, I think I'm rather pleased with this place
thus far. Those that I've encountered seem to be my kind of people.