callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/10/2004 at 06:20 AM |
OOOOOOO i forgot to mention a "guilty pleasure" of mine.
MULTI-POSTS!!!!!!! bwahahahahaha! and tonight, after work and after play
(fun night at the club here) I will, start one. maybe two of them. I may
even go digging back into the stuff that came in months ago to find those
little gems that make a multipost so strange.
Ok so there is nothing "guilty" about the pleasure for me, but there is
something "guilty" in it: the people that get used in a multipost are
guilty of boring me.
*breaks out the red pen, thesarus, and the Jack* ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 09:19 AM |
pale-face - buffy may be over on tv, it doesnt mean that my housemate hasnt
tortured me by bringing about five series up on vhs. in fact, bringing up
is probably the way that the series were written too. god that show is
terrible.
iff...iiii....cooouuulllllldddd.......jussssssstttttttttt.............lllll
llllloooooooooooooooookkkkkkkk.....................aaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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Spikey
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 10:48 AM |
Hmm
60's furniture - I don't know why... ____________________ Aneptonkom Basum |
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pale-face
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 01:07 PM |
because it's plad. and plad is fun. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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angelofdarkness
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posted on 18/10/2004 at 05:22 PM |
I like trying to seduce straight girls. I should feel bad about that, I
think. But at least I stick to the ones that don't mind terribly (I really
only have one target, a girl I met a year ago in Chicago. If only she
weren't 5 hours away...)
Also, sometimes I like to buy a can of frosting, and eat the whole thing
with a few friends.... IN ONE SITTING!!! Mmmmmm....
And.... Dead baby jokes.
They're sick, terrible, and completely not funny at all.
But they're just so funny!
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/10/2004 at 12:33 PM |
I like making straight girls not straight anymore. It's very fun and very
yummy and you make a good friend while you do it. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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pale-face
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posted on 19/10/2004 at 05:31 PM |
I must say mrd, that is one hell of a pass-time you have there. I rather
like it. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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RedQueen
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posted on 20/10/2004 at 03:57 PM |
I used to pass the time like that, too. Then I got a boyfriend. I still
try to shoot for the occasional threesome or something. You'd think he'd
be up for it, but oh, no, he's jealous. A friend of mine has a sweet
arrangement with her husband: if it's with a woman, it's not cheating. I
wish sometimes I could have that, too. I'm no good at being monogamous. ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/10/2004 at 06:50 PM |
then stop being monogamous ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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angelofdarkness
Occasional Poster Posts: 19 Registered: 2/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/10/2004 at 07:20 PM |
I have the same arrangement! My boyfriend prefers being allowed to watch,
of course. Unfortunately many of the girls I have guided on that lovely
journey of sexual self-discovery were accidents! It is an interesting thing
indeed to have girls you think of as straight and would like to leave that
way HITTING ON YOU.
Of course, if my boyfriend finds any nice 3 way material, I expect him to
bring a girl. He is still getting used to all of this...
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Domkitten
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posted on 20/10/2004 at 07:30 PM |
hmmm....
I actually enjoy reading callei's multiposts...it feels so dirty, but i
like it.
I like to write incredibly fucked up dirty stories....
I enjoy finding tentacle porn for squid. ..
I watched Melrose Place.
Mostly these things are not guilty persay, but should not always been
encouraged. I am comforted by the fact that deep down Callei likes the
multi posts too....
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/10/2004 at 09:37 PM |
*passes over the Jack and some real Dyke porn, with a rough draft of the
multi-post*
I dont like "converting" straight girls. they are messy, take up way too
much time, and love to freak out after the thrid or fourth time. And since
i dont like virgins, and they are virgins by definition.... well they just
arent my flavor. You kids can keep 'em. I'll stick to the ones that KNOW
they like girls, know HOW they like girls, and bring thier own toys. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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pale-face
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posted on 21/10/2004 at 03:37 PM |
so, from the sounds of things, redqueen should scratch being monogamous and
have a relationship with Domkitten and callei. suits every ones needs. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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RedQueen
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 08:49 AM |
pale-face, are you trying to arrange things here just to suit yourself?
*raises eyebrow* ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism
vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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pale-face
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posted on 22/10/2004 at 03:12 PM |
well. in all fairness I woulden't mind watching, or being involved, but
mainly from what you all said about converting girls to have lesbian sexual
experiences I thought it would have worked out nicely between you all. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 06:06 AM |
A few "un-guilty" pleasures...
...putting tiny, wadded, paper napkin balls in big hair-dos at the movies
...Marily Manson...played very loud
...reciting Eminem lyrics out loud while grocery shopping
...adjusting my underwear as it's giving me a wedgy...not just when it's
lady-like
...whipping out a piece of dental floss to remove a bothersome piece of
food...as it's bothering me
...saying "no" when I don't want to do something...instead of kicking
myself later for doing something I truly loathed doing
...chewing gum with my mouth open. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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pale-face
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 01:51 PM |
i just found out today i like to shuffle cards. i spent all day shuffling a
deck. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Psyche
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 02:24 PM |
Pale-face, honey. I know I'm the new meat, but surely if we all put our
heads together we could find you a better hobby? How about manually
masturbating livestock for artificial insemination? Fun AND profitable!
As for me, my guilty pleasures are feeling sorry for myself, occasionally
using gangsta slang, just to make people cringe as it comes out of my
obnpxiously pasty mouth, and fantasizing about really awful things to do to
dumb people. I have also been known to sit in front of the food network all
day when I don't have work or class or I have the flu. ____________________ Sanity is both highly subjective and highly overrated. |
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pale-face
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 04:20 PM |
bestiality or cards... hmmm thats a hard one. (excuse the pun) ____________________ fucking classy. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 22/11/2004 at 06:30 PM |
fuck it.. red queen should have a relationship with me... I am not the
jealous type...LOL
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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