Nymphomaniac_Virgin
Coward Posts: 4 Registered: 31/5/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2006 at 07:03 PM |
This is a mail I got, it was in spanish, so I had to translate it ..
Some goths talking about how goth they are:
I'm so gothic that ...
when I was in kindergarden I used only black crayons
my black is blacker than yours, I call it "dark black"
I say "blaaaack" instead of black
when I get into my room, the light turns off
I eat Gothic O's
I've been asked to sign Gothic O's box
if you touch me, you turn into a goth
I died and I didn't know
I am also "goth" and "gothik"
when I stop crying, they ask me why am I happy
I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator
sun is afraid of me
the muscles of my face that make me smile, are not working
those muscles never developed on me
what is a smile?
when I was born, the doctor said "what's with those glasses?"
I am the only real gothic
a grey cloud with thunders and rain follows me wherever I go
I am that cloud
I have a tatoo that begins in my head and ends a meter below my feet
I am a walking tatoo
I have a piercing in all my tatoos
I last an hour and a half to dress
I last more when I undress
I am dead
when I was in kindergarden I titled all my drawings "death"
when I was in High School, I titled all my essays "death"
I wonder if my dog's necklace looks better in me
I know it looks better in me
I use it
I ate a "Happy Meal", I like to live with some risk
I make the "Happy Meal"s cry
I spend hours deciding which black to wear
I complain because my blacks do not match
I don't take my medicine to look more "goth"
when I was born, the doctor spanked me and I didn't cry
when I smile, people ask me if I feel fine
when I arrive somewhere, Bach's Toccata & Fuga sounds
I created the phrase "the darkest black of the blackest dark"
when I sleep they check my heart beat
I don't have a heart beat
I can spell correctly Siouxsie and the Banshees
bats hang little "me"s upside down in their caves
I only talk about how goth I am
I'm the only one that knows what a goth is
my umbrella is made of fishnet
I don't paint my nails, I hit them with a hammer
I used corset when I was in kindergarden
when I go out, the sun goes down
I sleep under my bed
I hear "Sisters of Mercy" and "Bauhaus" simultaneously, at midnight, in a
cementery, siting in a pentagram surrounded by black candles .. of course
with full moon, then I die, come back to life, and die again .. tragically ____________________ †‡ Even when the dead nights are gone those
broken days remain ‡† |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2006 at 08:45 PM |
quote: I can spell correctly
Siouxsie and the Banshees"
I don't know why but I thought that was pretty damn funny....
[Edited on 6/1/2006 by Domkitten] ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Sardonic-Pain
Fanatic Posts: 248 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2006 at 05:18 PM |
I'm so goth I fart bats ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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crash
Occasional Poster Posts: 37 Registered: 27/11/2005 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/6/2006 at 02:42 AM |
An African-American acquaintance of mine used to say, "I'm so goth I'm
black."
It cracked me up every time. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/6/2006 at 03:03 AM |
What got me was the hammer and nails one...that just made me happy for some
reason. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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LadyVictoria
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 20/6/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 20/6/2006 at 05:59 PM |
I read that somewhere
-I'm goth
-So what aren't you dressed like a vampire?
-Listen buddy, I'm so vampiric I turned into a bat yestersay ____________________ -You shall never drink the pickle\\\'s juice before you have finish eating
the whole limp.- |
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Anotherlostdog
Occasional Poster Posts: 13 Registered: 27/8/2006 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/10/2006 at 10:51 PM |
the whole "goth" becoming a trasmutable disease made me snicker, mainly
cause
i dated someone who thought that would happen
HurraH for Immune systems!!
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blood_rose
Occasional Poster Posts: 13 Registered: 3/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/10/2006 at 06:53 PM |
that made my day.
which didnt take much. i been getting rained on all day and my umbrella
might aswell be made of fishnets.
thanks for the laughs ____________________ angels angels, clip there wings and watch them fall with thier feathers.
laugh and turn, the moon wants clemency for their souls. |
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/11/2006 at 11:18 AM |
I've always liked "I'm so goth, I sacked Rome!" ____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/11/2006 at 09:22 AM |
I'm so gothic that my definition of what is gothic is accepted by someone
other than me. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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