KittyGoesMrow
Fanatic Posts: 218 Registered: 30/4/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2004 at 11:07 PM |
Ok... so it's not a joke but jokes are funny, and I found this funny!
TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on
Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was
bitten in the leg for his efforts.
“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions
lounging under a tree a few meters away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage
showed.
One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right
leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer
guns.
Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise
the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.
[Edited on 6/11/2004 by KittyGoesMrow] ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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pale-face
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 04:27 PM |
i'v had many discussions weather bob barker was alive or not. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Ironboots
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 12:27 PM |
Bob Barker is goth as fuck.
'cause with that freaky white hair and sun-dried skin, obviously he must be
undead... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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RedQueen
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posted on 12/11/2004 at 08:43 AM |
I'm not sure what's more depressing, the fact that Pale-face knows what the
hell Plinko is intimately and uses it as a reference in a taunt, or the
fact I can almost remember what the stupid thing looks like. God Damn
geriatric childhood babysitters and their fanatical obsession with Bob
Barker and day-time soaps. ____________________ Today's liberals are tomorrow's conservatives. When my generation is the
conservatives, we'll be fine letting gays get married and creationism vs.
evolution in schools will be a laughable issue.
But by god we'll be sticking it to the damn cyborgs! |
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pale-face
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 07:54 PM |
kgm it's payed on the price is right. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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callei
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posted on 10/11/2004 at 06:14 AM |
plinko:
a communist or socialist with a love of music, generally banjo or piano
music. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 9/11/2004 at 02:12 PM |
Wormperson - Bush isnt going to steal the oil! you nut! he is gonig to take
over the world! DUH! (but thats another forum) Didn't you know he's the
Christians Anti-Christ?! >.>
pale-face - wtf is plinko?
[Edited on 9/11/2004 by KittyGoesMrow] ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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pale-face
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posted on 9/11/2004 at 01:56 PM |
since when was being straight forward being news casterish. all news I have
ever seen has a bias opinion one way or another. or do you enjoy the ever
so stimulating game of plinko in the morning. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 9/11/2004 at 04:59 AM |
and thats whats wrong with society today, kgm. if we replaced all of these
crappy reality tv shows with men in bad blazers and whiter-than-white
smiles that go 'ting' from a particularly shiny tooth then violence would
cease. all of the world could win 'this fabulous timeshare oppertunity'
(ooooooooohhhhhhhh goes the crowd) and so would not need to steal.
the lack of sex on tv would cut teenage pregnancy in half and so there
would be less youth related crime and no more stds and the bushmonkey would
see that we need to go back to simpler times before we invaded people for
oil and just persecuted the pinko homosexuals who want to bring down the
country from the inside by being nice to each other. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 9/11/2004 at 03:27 AM |
pale-face.... I don't mean this as an insult but ummm its not something i
can overlook... You always reply with comments that seem very news
casterish... when they had those god aweful suits and said "Back to you
Bob" and did a big shining grin that blinded everyone. Or like a staged
host for some game show or something back in the 70's ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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pale-face
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posted on 8/11/2004 at 05:03 PM |
i saw this and in all honesty it was the funniest thing i had seen in a
long time, if not ever. ahh. ignorance is bliss... or in this case
outrageous pain. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 7/11/2004 at 08:11 AM |
dead-cell. i have yet to meet a dyslexic person who has trouble speaking.
from what i know dyslexia is a problem with reading. recognising the
patterns of the letters and getting them mixed up and such. similar to
dyspraxia, which affects more concentration as well.
none of my dyslexic friends fuck up bcause of their dyslexia. it is the
fact that geroge w bush is a reactionary, warmongering fuckwit that gets my
goat and the fact that the self proclaimed leader of the known world cant
pronounce his words, and makes up pretty new ones is more to do with the
fuckwitness than dyslexia. DYSLEXIA DOES NOT AFFECT INTELLIGENCE. ask
feral.
or maybe im just misunderestimating bush ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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Loewyn
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posted on 7/11/2004 at 01:06 AM |
thats pretty sad when even the animals in the zoo can't get away from
fanatics trying to convert them! hopefully he gets the help he needs and
doesnt jump in with large animals capable of eating him again. |
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 7/11/2004 at 12:23 AM |
Poor padded room man... ____________________ Anata ga sabishii toki, bokumo sabishii n da yo |
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dead-cell
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 10:33 PM |
I'm not mocking his beliefs, nor any supposed mental defect. Instead I mock
his fanaticism and or stupidity neither one of these inflections has yet to
be proven a psychological illness... In fact many have mocked Pres. W for
his slurred speeches with out consideration for his dyslexia (if in fact he
is actually afflicted with it). ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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Monolycus
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 04:30 PM |
Smell the compassion! So are we mocking people with different (read:
Christian) beliefs or people who are mentally ill? I'm doing my best to
keep up here.
~M. ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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dead-cell
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 03:21 PM |
And The Drawin Awarads Most Hopefull go to...(drum roll)... Mr. Chen ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 03:30 AM |
well... he wastrying to, but the keepers drovethe linos off ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Monolycus
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posted on 6/11/2004 at 12:08 AM |
The man was bitten on the right arm, actually. I watched the footage. The
lions had been fed earlier that day or things might have gone quite a bit
more badly. I found this story very sad and hope that the man receives the
help that he needs.
~M. ____________________ "I believe that woman is planning to shoot me again." |
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