A mother was cleaning her thirteen-year-old son’s room when she finds an
S&M porn magazine. Disgruntled from the find she takes the magazine to
the father and asks what should they do about it. The father quick response
was “Don’t whip him!”
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Anya
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 07:50 AM
Cute.
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 12:37 PM
Heh heh
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 12:48 PM
Why does S&M have the ampersand in the middle? Surely that is not part
of the title for which it stands.
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 04:49 PM
LOL! Makes me wonder what my parents would do if I had one and they found
it. They would prolly freak out! Hehehe! Grab the holy water, stat!
Hehehe!
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 06:06 PM
*snickers* My mom would probably nag me about how bad of a girl I am and
ask to keep it.
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posted on 11/6/2003 at 06:49 PM
There is probly only three things that could push said mother over the edge
other than just the mag.
1) The magazine was a Gay S&M mag.
2) Her son was on the cover.
3) It was a gay s&m mag and her son was on the cover.
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posted on 12/6/2003 at 05:31 AM
You missed one dead-cell. His father could have been a preacher.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 12/6/2003 at 01:15 PM
Or his father was a preacher and was on the cover with the son. LOL
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posted on 12/6/2003 at 07:41 PM
Och. that wouldn't make her edgy. That would push her right over the edge
in to a hart attack.
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posted on 22/6/2003 at 05:54 PM
My mom would freak , and ask what the hell I was on. Cute though.
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posted on 13/1/2004 at 03:35 PM
:snickers: I got one of those as a birthday present for a gaming geek
friend of mine. Before he opened it up I told him it would give him some
ideas for the dungeon in his upcoming game. When he opened it out he had a
disgusted look on his face and whipped out a lighter...
I don't think he appreciated it much, but me and my boyfriend did....
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posted on 13/1/2004 at 04:03 PM
I think she SHOULD whip him! That way he'll associate it with SM (yes,
Aboddon, it's SM and not S&M) and SadoMasochism will no longer turn him
on.
...that OR he develops an ultra maternal S&M fetish. Lemme tell yoo
man, it gets to be humiliating when yor having sex with someone and yoo
keep yelling "Mom!"
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posted on 13/1/2004 at 07:34 PM
Yeah... Heh-heh Yeah squid is right, it's the only way he'll learn
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posted on 14/1/2004 at 08:43 AM
I dunno, the mommy fetishes are kinda creepy, mostly because its your MOM!
you saw her coochie coming out, and that should be the only time you need
to see it... Or maybe it's just because I think pretty much that most moms
are dogs,,, and couldn't/wouldn't want to even think about them fucking
dad.
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