It seems like we need more smut on the site to counterbalance the load of
icky growth vibe, so just like you get the sex with puberty, let's have
some fun. That and the other who would you screw thread has created a scary
place in my head that I really don't want to visit too often. So here are
the rules, this has to be two super sexy situations, the next person has to
choose and post two new ones. If anyone wants to write porn, this might be
an interesting source of inspiration.
(As an added challenge, try to do one you would like and one that, while
sexy, you might not like.)
OK, Who would you screw?
1: Three swedish milkmaids with nymphomania, a desire to be punished,
approximately three inches of clothing between them, and the tendancy to
orgasm at the lightest touch to their nipples...
OR
2: Three Italian Sisters with a penchant for tying you to the wall and
beating you with horsehair, approximately three inces of latex clothing
between them, and complete control over your ability to orgasm.
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Ironboots
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posted on 12/10/2004 at 11:27 AM
I haven't seen Gilbert Grape, so I don't know. I do have a penchant for
pirates, though, so maybe. But only if there was some cross-dressing
involved and an authoritarian pirate girl.
Switch (the adrogynous woman from the first matrix) and the girl with the
white rabbit tattoo, on the floor of the club they went to.
-Or-
Arwen and Eowyn in the tall grass in the plains of Rohan. (tickling hobbit
fingers are optional)
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 12/10/2004 at 08:34 AM
Black lingerie please... but if they start at eachother, I'm out of
there...incest...ewww
Johnny Depp as he is in "Pirates of the Carribean"
or
Johnny Depp as he is in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
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Moinlen_Drigenu
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posted on 11/10/2004 at 11:10 PM
2 athletic twins wearing black lingerie
or
2 athletic twins wearing white lingerie...
(ahh not muscular twin either...)
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pale-face
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posted on 24/9/2004 at 02:47 PM
i was just throwin it out there to see. it was sort of the tramps of
yesterday vs the non admitted tramps of today.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 08:39 AM
Ugh, I agree Schizo, those should definitley go into the other "Who would
you screw". I'm sorry but to really see any of them having sex is not on
my list of things I must do. Pamela Anderson has a sex video, Anna Nicole
*shudder* I don't want to know, and I think Britney and Christina would
fake everything.
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the
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Schizo
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posted on 23/9/2004 at 02:52 AM
Ummm... none of the above.
Let's see - aging mindless blonde bimbos, or just-out-of-their-teens
mindless blonde bimbos. Neither category appeals at all, for some reason.
Perhaps this scenario belongs better in the other "who would you screw"
forum - the one picking the better of two evils. I thought this one was
for choosing the better of two pretty damn hot options.
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pale-face
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posted on 22/9/2004 at 06:49 PM
damn umm. i cant say i exactly know who doth of them are but i'm going to
go with jeri ryan in all the borg gear.
heres an interesting one.
pamela anderson and anna nicole smith
or
christina agulera and britney spears
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 14/7/2004 at 08:40 AM
Angelina Jolie with the jasmine lube (I love jasmine) and the holodeck.
Jeri Ryan, in her borg gear as Seven of Nine on the Voyager's flight
deck.
or
Fairuza Balk in The Craft, wearing her school uniform, on the beach.
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think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
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callei
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posted on 14/7/2004 at 07:03 AM
I'll go for the milkmaids this time, but only if the Nuns watch...
Angela Jolie, a bottle of jasmine scented lube, and a holodeck
or
Christina Ricci, a small car, and a sunset-lit cliff?
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