Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 03:09 PM |
*wondering how a 200 foot squid could roll me into a carpet, pour various
creepy crawlies into it, and later use a hammer and nails, much less get
into the mall where the escalator is* *shrug* *chopping Squid into
little bits, I sautee him in butter with thyme and tarragon and serve him
up with marinara sauce as that seems to be the only good use I can make of
him* ____________________
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 03:46 PM |
Oh, and by the way... I did not "take care of Geist" for you. I slapped him
in a fit of pique. I do that sometimes. He's still fully functional and
well able to take part in battle. Although, I don't know where he's been
lately, it's poor form to start a war and then disappear.... ____________________
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 11:18 PM |
Oh I'm back... and with a vengance. Due to circumstances beyond my control
I had to take a leave of absence, but no longer. Since the Legion of pant
wearing fools seems to have neglected to show up it looks like its just you
and me Squid-Kid. *with that I unleash my army of kilt clad mutant flying
monkeys armed with uzis* I'll get you my pretty ! And you're little dog too
! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Zero
Fanatic Posts: 459 Registered: 15/2/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 10:54 AM |
Shouldn't there be a ref. for this war???
Illegal use of flying monkey's!!!! ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Geist
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 12:49 PM |
Can you think of a legal use for flying monkeys ? ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 03:30 PM |
*gives MJ a horrible case of gut rot and Montezuma's revenge for weeks* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 05:01 PM |
*smile* I said I served you up, I never said I ate any of it. I suspected
you were poisonous. ____________________
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 07:28 PM |
*takes a piece of the serving, just to go underground and do a diabolic
ritual to bring Squid back..oh yeah and a few virgin sacrifices too*
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EyeCandyRayce
Fanatic Posts: 247 Registered: 19/1/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/3/2004 at 07:49 PM |
*Stands next to Geist*
I'm a slap monkey.. not a flying monkey! ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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Zero
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 10:11 AM |
Anya: what's up with all the virgin sacrifices???
*wonders if that's why he hasn't seen any virgins lately* ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 11:11 AM |
of course... you don't sacrifice the sluts
fuck pants skirts and kilts... lets run naked in the woods as nature
intended
[Edited on 3/28/2004 by feralucce] ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 02:49 PM |
*picks up Geist beats MJ with him until she's nothing more than a fine
paste* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 03:22 PM |
i refuse to be used as a bludgeoning tool ! *pulls out a wifflebat and
hands one to MJ* I know you didn't really want to take sides in this war
MJ, but shall we ? *proceeds to beat the living Kalimari out of Squid Kid* ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 04:32 PM |
Eh, I think he's just picking on me because he has a crush on me, Geist.
You know how boy squid are. They do all kinds of mean things to get girls'
attention until they hit puberty, then they start grovelling.
*looks at the wifflebat in distaste before pulling out her antique mace and
flail set* Let the bludgeoning begin! ____________________
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Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 04:52 PM |
*feed Squiddy into an extra large industrial grade wood chipper, reducing
him to a gooey slick of chum* Who wants some ? Come get some. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 10:02 PM |
"You want some? Come get some. You don't like me? BITE ME!" ____________________
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 10:38 PM |
*keeps hidden behind a tree, biting my lip and waiting for them all to walk
off, petting a naked and Roman Catholic nun on the head, quieting her with
her seductive caresses...grins* |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 10:39 PM |
(PS: Sacrifices do not always mean kills. It can merely mean them no
longer being virgins, especially in Squid's case with the nuns. ) |
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Zero
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posted on 28/3/2004 at 10:44 PM |
oh, can i get like 3 of those to go???? (virgins r' us) ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/3/2004 at 02:50 AM |
Meranda, yor so right. I think yor just yummy! Come here and give the big
smelly fishey barnicle-covered mass of tentacles a big smooch! ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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