IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 07:14 AM |
There will be no alliances, only assimilation. Yoo only get one chance and
this is it. Renounce nudity (for daily wear that is) and don hakima or
suffer inutterable attrocity! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 07:21 AM |
Then assimilation it is. *it's my Birthday, do not feel like fighting
today, hehe* |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 07:30 AM |
A demonstration of alligence is manditory for yoo to earn yor hakima! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 07:34 AM |
*signals the nudists, then takes out my weapons and bondage gear, kneeling
before the new master and offering all that I have...the nudists doing the
same (especially the war spoils)*I, declare my people no longer of the
Nudist Colony...we offer our selves to the people of the Hakima and promise
to serve you all in any way. Please accept our endorsement.
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 07:51 AM |
I meant in blood! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 08:00 AM |
*cuts herself deeply in one wrist, her blood spilling before the master of
the Hakima people* |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 08:03 AM |
Ah fuck it. *commits hara-kiri* |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 08:21 AM |
geez... is this a battle arena or a play room? This war is certainly going
in a different direction than the last one did... ____________________
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EyeCandyRayce
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 09:04 AM |
no kidding LOL
*sits back and waits for the arguement against kilts so she can remove
heads as her war lord instructed* ____________________ Suicide Hotline - Please Hold |
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Zero
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 09:07 AM |
*is enjoying himself.......far a away from the battle feild* ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 11:20 AM |
Damn, the last war didn't involve as much nudity or bloodshed...this is
interesting. *sits this one out and watches for a bit* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 12:55 PM |
Okay, by blood I meant destroying the opposition. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 01:54 PM |
I think you need to be a bit more specific in the future, Squid. The
bloodlust is upon people, and they're not thinking too clearly. ____________________
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Zero
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 02:07 PM |
*is completly bald and still on a leash, but no longer wants to escape* ____________________ "It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
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The Sandman, Dream Country |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 05:21 PM |
(Lol, I was a bit ditsy from waking up, give me a break...here we go).
*ends up missing her stomach and gashes her side as Squid clarifies
himself...lucky call, pops in some drug and basically says Hells with the
self-mutilate caused pain, rushing to the battle field with a whip in one
hand and a switchblade in another* Be shamed no more, up with the
Hakima's! |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/3/2004 at 11:53 PM |
*pulls MJ's mandible off and uses it to stab her in the eye*
Meranda, my dear, this is going to hurt yoo more than it will mee.
*fills and wine bottle with bleach, uses it as a suppository on MJ, and
drops a bowling ball on her abdomen, shattering the bottle* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 05:15 AM |
Okay, that was an unprovoked attack. I've said that I'm not involved in
this war, I have immunity. And because I'm me, and I'm invincible, I
regenerate before your eyes. Beware my vengeance, for you are in some shit
now, boy.
I nail each of Squid's tentacles to the floor, and put large spikes
through his other limbs. He is totally immobile. Taking out a small, sharp
knife, I make shallow cuts all over his body, annoying yes, but only until
I pull out the jar of industrial strength citric acid. I pour small amounts
of citric acid into each of the cuts and stand back and watch as Squid's
flesh melts in small patches all over his body. It is pure agony. At least
he smells nice while dying slowly and in horrible pain. ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 07:15 AM |
Unprovoked? Yor on the battlefield, aren't yoo? Too bad for yoo I always
keep a defibribulator on mee. Now that I'm back from the dead I'll give
yoo what for!
*rolls MJ up in a carpet, props it upright with a funnel at the top and
pours in venomous snakes, spiders, scorpions, centipedes, and a wombat just
for good measure*
let mee know when yor ready to try on some hakima
*plugs the carpet with napalm, sets it on fire, and rolls it down a nice
rocky hill* ____________________
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 07:48 AM |
Silly boy, venom just adds to my power. And I like rollercoaster rides,
so tumbling down the hill doesn't faze me at all. I also happen to be
flameproof.
As far as the hakima goes, I will owe allegience to no one. You can't force
my will. Better people than you have tried. You are at worst a mild
annoyance, at best a slight diversion.
*Locking Squid into a small cage, I cut off his tongue, skewer his eyes
with sharpened chopsticks and sever his feet and hands. Finally, I sodomize
him with a sandpaper covered nightstick until he's nice and bloody, then
pack the wound with rock salt. I sit back and relax with a gin and tonic
while listening to the sweet sound of his tormented cries, or at least the
pitiful noises he can make with his tongue missing.* ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/3/2004 at 02:06 PM |
Umm, yoo do realize, I'm not a puny human (like yoo) but in fact a 200 foot
squid, right? Wow the neurotoxins in that snake venom must have fucked-up
yor brain!
Heh heh, well, thanks for taking care of Geist for mee!
*nails MJ's foot to the top of a down escalator and throws peanuts at her
while she tumbels eternally against the jagged metal doom*
One of us! One of us! ____________________
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-ickgirl |
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