The chameleon cooking is over, and the votes are in. It was close, but
democracy has decided that the hottest flames came from callei. This means
she is next. Sharpen your knives, it's time to chop the lady up.
I'm sure everyone knows the rules by now, but here they are again.
1) callei cannot fight back, she can only taunt you into chopping her into
smaller pieces
2) Whoever cuts the deepest is next. By slicing her, you consent to this
and can not change your mind later.
3) There is no rule against Squid or Feral or chameleon participating
4) Keep it below the belt and personal - generic insults are lame
Go to it.
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Anya
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 02:18 PM
I have made a strong third place, but fear not. I SHALL return.
Never underestimate a determined shmengier fighting for his *coughs* err,
her homeland!!!!
(Needed some political humour there. )
PS: Wonder if callei fillet tastes as good as chicken fillet. Let the
games begin.
[Edited on 2/1/2004 by Anya]
Meranda_Jade
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 07:10 PM
Of course, I had to get really drunk to do this one..
You think Callei's tough, eh? A strong wind would knock her over. I
haven't seen anyone that skinny since I lived with junkies. Little miss
skeleton with a bit of skin over it. Of course she tastes like a chicken
fillet. She has chicken legs. And no breasts. None.
Callei likes to think she knows everything... Kiddo, nobody knows
EVERYTHING. I'm sure there's something out there you're NOT an expert on.
Even sex-related.
Ah hell. I was going well there for a few minutes. I'm just not cut out
for the roasting thing. It's very hard to think about mean things to say
about Callei. I give up...
Anya: Well... why not ask any of the random men on bourbon street that she
let taste her? I mean, they'd be the best to know...
When she and I met, I found her FUCKING HOT... and she siad it was because
she was a scorpio and they always attracted the water signs... and that the
pheremones were getting to me... I hate to break it to you Plyn... it was
because you were warm wet hole...
Now... I still find her hot... but that's because the only way I'd get
shade is as seconds...
Yeah, Meranda... she is skinny... it's like callista flockhart's skeleton
is walkin around and being nice to people...
and talk about boney, you could cut meat with those cheekbones.
Shit, even santa wouldn't want her on his lap... it took an impostor at the
panda to offer that position...
speaking of positions, shades favorite has got to be doggy style, that way
he doesn't get to see the orgasmic faces of death!
*winks*
Feral
[Edited on 2/2/2004 by feralucce]
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callei
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posted on 1/2/2004 at 11:52 PM
yah yah yah, Im sooo skinny skeleton's ask me for diet tips, i can hide
behind streetlamps, and have been mistake for a toothpick.
Thanks for reminding me of that naughty/nice thing. I sould write that up
as an article.
I KNOW you guys are going soft on me.
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 2/2/2004 at 12:03 AM
Oh, one other thing... Callei's related to EVERYBODY according to her. I
hate to think of all the inbreeding that involves...
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Dolorosa
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posted on 4/2/2004 at 10:32 AM
Hmm...I've been seeing these and have yet to really jump in so far.
Might as well start of with one that'll get me shot in the eyeball.
Callei's head is so big when they give her a hair-cut they claim it as
manifest destiny.
Her Ego could eat Oprah's...
She's too damn pretty and that makes me want to punch my mother in the
head.
Callei's her own psychosis...
I hate because I love...mwah!
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Dolorosa
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posted on 4/2/2004 at 11:21 AM
oh yeah!
If Snotty and Pretentious were dinosaurs...Callei'd be Mokole Mabimbo.
She's a a teasing little sex anemone and her singular purpose is to make
people feel like crotch clown fish...noticed, but untouched...
She's more snappy than an angry turtle with herpes.
Callei is the love child of Dr. Ruth and Darth Vader...
Ooooh....zing.
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Domkitten
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posted on 4/2/2004 at 08:26 PM
Ah to roast Callei, it can leave one at almost a loss for words, but not
her, she’d drop dead of a heart attack if she didn’t have the last one.
I’m not sure what makes her so pretentious, it was either all the kids on
the playground calling her twiggy, or all the adults she knows trying to
buy her a hamburger. Not that she’d eat a hamburger, just to prove her
point.
Yeah, Callei claims that her blacks are blacker than thou but that’s easy
enough for a Goth whose to afraid to come out of the closet to admit, that
yes, Gasp!, she is a Goth.
She likes to pick on Mono a lot. Some might even think she hates him, but
when it comes right down to it, she’s just pissed off because he looks
better in a dress than she does. I mean, at least he can fill it out.
A self-proclaimed sex expert, also, but one wonders how she got that way. I
mean I know lots of people who’ve worked in sex shops for two years who
wouldn’t claim to be experts. Maybe it was they way she was serving the
clientele.
And you know what, she likes to protest about it, but really, Callei likes
poetry.
[Edited on 2/5/2004 by Domkitten]
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Wow... everywhere I post, it gets quiet right after...
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IamSquid
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posted on 9/2/2004 at 03:24 PM
As most of us are aware, "Plyn" is actually the French word for
"pretentious." Did I spell that correctly? Well if not, I'm sure to hear
about it sooner or later.
Damnit, I really need to visit the site more often so that I can be
prepared for these roasts. I'll be back.
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i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.