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Devin
Administrator   Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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 posted on 5/12/2003 at 12:14 PM |
Since the Squid Roast has petered out, I
think it's time for our next victim. The clear winner was feralucce. His
prize? He's next.
The rules seem obvious, but I'll restate them:
1) Feral cannot fight back, he can only taunt you into frying him
harder.
2) Whoever frys him the most brutally is next. By frying him, you consent
to this and can not change your mind later.
3) There is no rule against Squid participating in the feral fry, or in
feral participating in subsequent games.
It's open season on the poor defenseless bastard, fry the fucker. ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 17/12/2003 at 09:51 AM |
This Fry is finished. Chameleon is the winner.
Go here to make him regret winning:
http://www.shmeng.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=XForu
m&file=viewthread&tid=546 ____________________
So Sayeth Me
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic  Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/12/2003 at 05:22 PM |
Poor Feral...picking on him is like poking a jellyfish.
Feral claims he's begun smoking again..but it's actually exhaust from when
he tries to think too hard.
Feral likes to stop and think...it's getting him started again that's the
trick.
Feral was going to audition for American Idol until he found out that they
wouldn't be sacrificing live, nubile young virgins to him if he won. 
Feralucce is going to be the patron saint of Meat Day...once he gets done
stuffing the ballot box, that is.
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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 08:52 PM |
| Poor Feral...I remember the time he tried to get a sex-change operation. He
was really excited at first when he found out his boobs were already so
large he wouldn't need to take hormones to make them bigger. Then the
doctor told him it wouldn't be possible to do the operation after all since
he didn't have enough penis to turn into a vagina. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 06:27 PM |
Feral forgive, but i have been working alot and dont hav the time to think
up new and strange insults to toss at you. I used them all up back when you
tried to steal my french fries at Poppy's.
Speaking of Poppy's I used to think you had two heads, until you sat down
and i realized that they were man boobies.
The first time i heard feral laugh, I thought we were being followed by
hyenas on helium.
Feral is just a discodian because the shorter and easier to spell than most
other religions.
I wouldnt call the man cheap, well ok yes i would. I think half of this
state would call him cheap. the other half calls him easy.
I think he still owes me 20 bucks. ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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chameleon
Member   Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 10/12/2003 at 12:19 PM |
Due to the repetitiveness of some of my former comments, I think its about
time I went medieval on him... Behold!
Thou art a lumpish flap mouthed hedge pig, a frothy fen sucked miscreant, a
spleeny tickle brained whey face, a yeasty clay brained bum bailey, a
jarring earth vexing bugbear. Thou art a canker blossom ready to bloom in
the nearest mouth. Thou art a churlish folly fallen foot licker, you
tottering swag bellied moldwarp. You wayward hell hated flax wench of woe!
Thou art a droning dissembling fat kidneyed cot pole, a paunchy ill
breeding bat fowling nuisance, a frothy boil brained braggart, a craven
clouted clapper clawed codpiece. Thou art a feeler of sloths and a fondler
of serfs, a humper of pigs and a blasphemer of whores, a gossiping
shite-eater and a molester priests. Why dost thou profess thine
intelligence, when 'tis clear your brain is as empty as your billfold?
From whence didst thou come, cat calling raper of children? Get thee back,
horned headed devil of desecration, "for alle that wilneth to wite the
whyes of God almyghty/ I wolde thee eighe were in thine ass and thine
fynger after." Thou dost teach the whores to blush, for thou art certainly
their guildmaster. Thou art an impertinent ill nurtured hedge born tardy
gaited strumpet, harlot, and inseminator of heretics! Decadent in your
pestilence, thou dost teach the Plague its tricks. Woulds thou to die
tomorrow, thou wouldst be more rotten outside then in, for syphillis doth
rot the skin. Ah, but is not thine heart black as well as thy soul and
body? Carrion is more noble than thee, you warped dismal dreaming haggard
worm! I shall not spend more time on thee. *spits and leaves* ____________________
The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 04:41 AM |
It's 84 inches, by last count, but the statement still applies.
Give Feral a steak, and you have a friend for life.
Seriously, though, nothing keeps us apart...except for that restraining
order.
Feral uses ellipses like a religious marker, but it actually marks the
empty spots in his train of thought. It's a contagious phenomenon; talk to
Feral long enough, and you'll find yourself doing it, too...
Feral's got a flat with cats and rats. He was going to go for bats, but
bettie_x and Devin had that covered, so he went for ferrets instead.
Feral has a lot of pets. Why? Well, he has to blame those novious fumes
he emits on SOMETHING, and it's not as if they can contradict him.
Feral's latest object d'amour is really something. It takes a strong woman
to put up with all of Feral's antics and still love him after he finally
shuts up.
Feral has this awful, yet endearing tendancy to stick his foot in his
mouth. He's done it so often that he can switch feet, shift gears, and
continue the conversation without muffling a single syllable.
Seriously, though (and I do mean it this time), Feral's a great person to
have in your corner. Not only does he have a high pain threshold and more
patience than he lets on, but he makes a mean cajun turkey.
And he is a Cajun Turkey. Classic example of "you are what you eat."  ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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tallidaho
Member  Posts: 50 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 02:45 AM |
I've often found frying with a small amount of oil leads to a darker, more
satisfying crisp..
You know what they say about tall guys with big feet? It doesn't quite
apply to this beast, unless they make a size 1 shoe.
He may be 84 inches tall, but at least his IQ matches.
[Edited on 12/10/2003 by tallidaho] ____________________
Being Passionate is the only way to survive
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 03:45 PM |
Where to begin with my good friend, Feralucce?
Like many ambitious young artists, Feral decided to vent his talents into
CG and, like so many people who hold Graphic Design degrees, he ended-up
dealing Three-Card-Monty in Jackson Square. To this day he wonders why his
idea to use Taort cards never caught-on.
Then, one day in Pirate's Alley, he was beating-up a hooker he learned
wasn't a genuine female the hard way, when it came to him. "I want to make
a bland and uninspired tarot deck!" he exclaimed. "Everbody else has!"
And so he utilzed he "talents" in computer graphics to produce a tarot deck
which he quickly got bored with about halfway through the trumps, not even
bothering to do a minor arcana.
One day he came across a website with a "random pic" box displaying images
randomly from it's archives. This was the oppertunity he'd been waiting
for, now people all over the world would have to see his crude mouse
scribblings which was important to Feral because he had great difficulty
getting anyone to see his deck due to the fact that he was both dirtier and
more fragrant than Bourbon Street.
Due to the small matter of a homicidally disgruntled cemetary caretaker who
was tired of having his clientelle insiminated, Feral ended-up in Colombus,
Misery. At one point one of the "models" he was stalking confronted him
about the coincidence of how she continually heard load breathing and
clicking whenever she was naked and how Feral seemed to have a wall covered
in her natural likeness. He explained that he was a photographer and to
prove it posted many of his picutres online as "art." ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 01:43 PM |
| snickers* call this a fry? *hlding aloft a cord* the fryer's not even
plugged in ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 01:08 PM |
Squid got roasted...
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chameleon
Member Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 9/12/2003 at 12:32 PM |
I wanna win this just to see what people can dig up on me dammit!
Discordianism? You mean Feral's life philosophy is whining incessantly
while listening to accordian music? Well, if happiness is determined by
bulk, then Feral might be on to something... (you know, one can only make
so many fat jokes...)
This whole bag gag thing, I have a vague idea what its about, and I would
like to see if my theory is correct: in Pulp Fiction, Feral was the stunt
double for Marcellus Wallace right? I mean, sure hes white, but Michael
Jackson was once black right? Ah, now there's a pair that would get along
beautifully together, Feral and Michael Jackson. Feral'd probably say hes
just trying to get to Latoya, but we all know that "misery doth acquaint a
man with strange bedfellows," and they don't get any weirder than these
two! Feral is miserable enough to screw anything that mildly resembles a
human being, anyway. But see Feral, everyone knows you have an overactive
libido, and so does Michael Jackson, so I think that between the two of you
and every minor child within a ten mile radius you two would be set until
Doomsday. Just so long as you don't make 3D kiddie porn and post it on
Shmeng...
He likes pain you say? Its a shame hes too fat to fit into an iron maiden
then. On the other hand, its not like the spikes could pierce the mounds
of flesh that protect his black heart. Hey Feral, if pain is a way of life
for you then why odn't you become a flagellant? There's nothing funnier
than a fat man whipping himself for eating all the food in Eithiopia. It'd
be good for you to experience the pain we feel when our parents tell us to
eat when children are starving, because just a brief visit to Egypt caused
a two year famine, as well as several missing person reports. Seriously
Feral, I know it takes alot to feed that gut or yours, but cannibalism
isn't the answer. You probably don't know where half those people have
been, and you probably don't want to know. It wouldn't matter to you
though, because when it comes to personal hygiene, you do the bare minimum
hooker's routine: ass, crack, crotch, and teeth. ALL WITH THE SAME BRUSH.
But as for pain, you should know by now that the clap and gonnnorhea hurt
like a bitch. Those sex ed teachers that visited your school weren't
kidding. THat didn't mean you had to screw them to find out though.
You can only inflict so much physical pain on such great girth, so I think
I'll go into the mental aspects of our fried fat friend Feral. You need so
much therapy that Sybil would shrink away in terror. When they made those
laws that patients couldn't have relationships with their therapists, they
were thinking about you. I bet your mom not only didn't hug you enough as
a child, but forced you to watch bad art films endlessly.
They've obviously fucked you up more than Lady Chatterly. Speaking of
strange literature, I'd say you're the modern incarnation of Oedipus Rex.
Now if only you had the balls to poke out your own eyes and stop ogling at
the Shmeng women... But I digress, while you undress, in front of another
man. See, this behaviour, as the shrinks would say, is because you feel
sexually inferior to EVERYONE and you take what you can get. This is
caused by grievous amounts of child molestation by a father figure,
probably your mother's eigth husband. By that time, he had to find some
fresh meat because sloppy seconds times four is just... ugh, I don't even
want to think about it... Simply put, you're just fucked up. I would say
sheep had something to do with it too, but your not Scottish. Considering
you're from New Orleans, I think crawfish might be a viable substitute. I
guess beastiality isn't illegal in Louisiana. Those poor poor crawfish...
No wonder gumbo is so thick... When the Frenchman said, "your mother was a
hamster" I think he was referring to you.
Being stuck on yourself isn't such a bad thing Feral. Wait, are you
narcissistic, or did you just forget to wipe your dick off last time you
played with yourself and reached down there a second time? Remember, it
could be worse: you could be stuck on George W. Speaking of politics, do
you have any relation to Boris Yeltsin? You're both fat, drink alot to
drown your sorrows, and most people don't really care what you say.
See, when I try to roast someone, I don't use stupid one liners that most
people have heard before. I try to be as original as possible, and not
spew out a list of redundant and vaguely similar razzes, because being
original requires TALENT. By the way, kudos to everyone who knows what I
randomly allude to
AND WHERE THE HELL IS SQUID? He should've said SOMETHING by now... ____________________
The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects
nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act
without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 11:26 AM |
| better... still not good enough... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/12/2003 at 12:37 AM |
Chameleon, Feral LOVES pain. Ask any of his ex-lovers.
If you really want Feral to suffer, ignore him. Feral's so stuck on
himself, he's theme song is, "I Wanna Talk About Me," though he'd never
admit to listening to Toby Keith.
Feral has the right to feel like the center of his own universe. After
all, he does have enough of a gravitational pull to shift Earth's
gravitational fields. Heck, he's big enough to use the Van Allen Belt to
hold up his pants.
The leptoprine is helping, though. He told me the other day that his cock
was getting longer. I told him that that usually happens when a man's gut
gets smaller.
I will miss the excess weight, though. Feral's the only man I've ever
known that had bigger breasts than mine.
Truly, Feral does have a dizzying intellect. Trouble is, he forgets half
of what he knows until it comes out at irrelavent moments. A couple of
months ago, someone asked him what the cube root of 81 is. He didn't
remember until he was horizontal with his latest victim, -erm, lover,
yelling, "THREE! THREE! THREE!" five weeks later.
Feral believes in the priciples of Discordianism, which explains a lot
about his love life.
Feral's also a big fan of Andromeda. He claims that it's because
he enjoys the storyline, but he really just likes the way Kevin Sorbo's ass
looks in that uniform.
Is that any better, Feral? *squish*
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"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/12/2003 at 11:52 PM |
| LMAO ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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chameleon
Member Posts: 83 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/12/2003 at 12:27 PM |
Ok, I'll give this a try...
Feral Feral Feral, you do such good digital art with those tarot cards, but
did you really have to model all the naked women after your mother? You
like your women like you like your milk: chucky and rotten. I bet the
reason why the world is so screwed is because Feral ate the primoridal soup
and then shat it back out. You might be wondering how he was able to do
that? Well, Feral was once a demon in hell who was so boring that the
devil sent him to earth. Either that, or his girth was taking up too much
space in hell. If thats not true, then he must be the illegitimate
offspring of Fezzik and The Sicialian: hes big and thinks hes the shit, but
every time he tries to do something he is "hoist with his own petard." And
besides, hes paler than the Ice Queen in the Chronicles of Narnia. Snowmen
buy tanning lotion with lower sun protection! And have you seen his
wardrobe? I'm sure if he tried to donate it, Goodwill and the Salvation
Army wouldn't even touch it with a twenty foot pole. That is assuming they
could touch it without having is disintegrate. I mean, his style must've
come out of the Dark Ages. He probably stole the clothes off of Black
Plague victims. Due to all that cajun cooking though, he remains immune to
such diseases as the bubonic plague, the pneumonic plague, and cultural
improvement. If Shakespeare wrote a play about your life, it would be such
a tragedy that the original manuscript would be burnt. Of course, if he
wrote about your love life then it would be a comedy of epic proportions,
for none have tried as much as you and failed as much as you. Its really
sad that your name is associated with impotence, incompetence, and general
ignorance. You're like the Fat Bastard of Shmeng, "I eat because I'm
unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat." And I bet you haven't seen your
thing over that stomach in years either. I'm sure, because you're a white
guy, that you have some EXCELLENT dancing skills (like the rest of us) but
Dance Dance Revolution is made for people UNDER a ton. And besides, if you
moved any faster than you already do, it might strain your heart, and Lord
knows we don't want you to die anytime soon. We're having too much fun
making fun of you!
But seriously Feral, you're a good guy. You'd kick my ass if we even got
into a fight. Of course, thats because yours would take up the arena,
because thats what we'd need to duke it out. If we fought on pay per view,
it'd only cost $1.99 because no one wants to see a man suffocate under your
mounds of flab. I'm sure the excuse you use is, "its all muscle" though,
because something has to make up for your lack of intellect. MAybe you
should move to some imporverished country of cannibals, because they could
feed off of you for several years. On the other hand, if you died then
they would be out of jobs making all the twinkies that you eat. And
speaking of food, from what I've heard cajun food sets your tongue on fire,
as well as your ass afterwards, even more than gay sex. I'm sure you know
about such things, so perhaps you'd like to enlighten us? You probably
couldn't enlighten a frog though, because you'd be too busy kissing it
trying to find a fairy princess. If you had any more bad luck with
romance, then I'd advise you that your mom is married, and that you should
move on.
Ok, I think I'm done. Sorry Feral, but this is a roast. Please don't hurt
me  ____________________
The perfect mind is like a mirror. It grasps nothing. It expects
nothing.
It reflects but does not hold. Therefore, the perfect man can act
without
effort.
~Chuang Tsu
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/12/2003 at 12:08 PM |
Cummon people... you have *pointing to himself in the mirror* this to work
with and that's the best you can do?
*wonders what squid is waiting for*
[Edited on 12/8/2003 by feralucce] ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/12/2003 at 12:02 PM |
Feral likes his women young and spry so they can jump to reach him!
Feral likes to chace the Shmeng women around, maybe it is the energy from
the leptoprine.
I wouldn't say Feral exaggerates....oh hell maybe I would.
Feral: The big albino asian from Missoura
Feral is the reason the locals call Missouri "Misery"
Feral is always trying to get people to touch his gothmobile... to stroke
his gothmobile.... to caress his gothmobile.... to worship his
gothmobile
____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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VampCourt
Fanatic  Posts: 293 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/12/2003 at 12:43 AM |
| Feral..... feral...... feral...... i....like.....the...way... you...type... ____________________
"Thou shalt not be afraid of the dark, nor of graveyards nor ghosts nor the
devil, for thou art scarey and mean." -The Goth commandments
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/12/2003 at 02:47 PM |
| thought that was taunting... Oh well ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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