Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:37 AM |
This was so funny, I had to share...
http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php
Skulking amidst the steppes, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh
Meranda_Jade! And she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to punch you until Amnesty International campaigns against
it!"
Can hardly wait to see everyone else's.
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daria_4
Member Posts: 96 Registered: 29/7/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 09:06 AM |
*rofl* That was great! Just what I needed after the shitty morning I had...
At any rate, here's mine:
Running amidst the plains, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Daria!
And she gives a bloodthirsty howl:
"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, and trade you for a
candy bar!!"
____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:01 AM |
Who is that, striding along the candy store! It is Dead-cell, hands
clutching a mighty sword! He roars mightily:
“Vengeance an goo flow from my veins! I carve into flesh until my loins
find satisfaction!!!”
____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 10:15 AM |
Who is that, skulking through the icy wasteland! It is MystryssRavynDarque,
hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a cruel bellow, her voice
cometh:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you're translucent!!!"
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 11:14 AM |
Striding along the mini-mall parking lot, carrying a bladed baseball bat,
cometh Merry_Widow! And she gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you like it's my job!!!"
Dude, MJ, that gave me the kick needed to get me out the door and into the
snow!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 12:31 PM |
Striding over the icy wasteland, wielding a mighty sword, cometh
LadyCygnet! And she gives a gutteral scream:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I sow darkness and discord like the
world's mightiest bad-ass!!"
*falls out of chair laughing* After the day I've had (Heparin/DMSO
infusion...yay), I needed a serious laugh...thank you! ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 05:50 PM |
Striding out of the freeway, swinging a mighty sword, cometh Dolorosa! And
he gives a vengeful roar:
"You in some shit now, muhfuh! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!"
____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:00 PM |
Dolo, that is just too appropriate... *falls down laughing* ____________________
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Cashmere
Member Posts: 58 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:09 PM |
Lo! Who is that, stalking amidst the wasteland! It is [my real name] hands
clutching a mighty sword! And with a low roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to bruise you until you purr like a bitch-kitten, and sever
every head in sight!" ____________________ "Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
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Meranda_Jade
Fanatic Posts: 511 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 07:12 PM |
That is so you, Cash. I thought about going with the one from my real name,
it was much funnier than with my Shmeng name... here it is..
Sprinting along the wasteland, carrying two hardened pitas, cometh (my real
name)! And she gives a mighty howl:
"I'm going to fuck you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:39 PM |
Striding across the cliffs, carrying a piece of chainlink fence, cometh
Domkitten! And she gives a vengeful roar:
"For the love of carnage and discord, you are made of meat and I am very
hungry!"
Dolo, that is amazing, it's like they are taping your confessions or
something. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:50 PM |
Well, since it's apropos for my occupation, here's the battle cry with my
real name:
Prowling along the tundra, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh (real
name)! And she gives a vengeful grunt:
"For the love of carnage and discord, I lay waste to all I see faster than
the super-flu!!!"
I think the one with my avatar is funnier, though.
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/11/2003 at 08:58 PM |
Hark! Who is that, rampaging across the steppes! It is Bettie_x, hands
clutching an oversized scalpel! She roars mightily:
"I'm going to smash you for such a long time, the Earth will spin twice as
fast!"
and for the real name:
Striding out of the terrain, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh [moi]
And she gives a cruel grunt:
"In the name of malice, I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"
MJ, thank you, I needed that
and dolo....bleeding christ they have you pegged. I'd search your
apartment for a pinhole cam if I were you.
____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:25 AM |
Who's your bitch daddy?!?
I am going to beat you like a red headed stepchild.
I am gonna pluck you're eyes from your skull, and go to town till you love
me!!!
____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:08 AM |
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the fields! It is Starlight, hands
clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous cry, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to smack you until I am off parole!!!"
Lo! Who is that, striding along the desert! It is (real name), hands
clutching two hardened pitas! She bellows homicidally:
"I'm going to clobber you until you turn inside-out, and throw you out the
window!"
Apparently I'm meant to bitch-slap people with pitas...*lol* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:18 AM |
*tsk...tsk...tsk* You didn't read directions feral ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 02:24 AM |
Prowling over the tarmac, swinging a jeweled meat hammer, cometh (you know
who)! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you into the fourth dimension!"
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 06:48 AM |
Skulking out of the plains, clutching a burning branch, cometh Callei! And
she gives a vengeful cry:
"I'm going to pulverize you into the stuff of nightmares!"
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 10:56 AM |
Starlight- look at the first post... it was shared, but no instructions
listed... besides... I know my battle cries... no need to take a test ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/11/2003 at 12:40 PM |
Lo! Who is that, striding through the steppes! It is [my real name], hands
clutching two hardened pitas! And with an ominous grunt, her voice
cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a parapalegic!!"
____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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