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Author: Subject: who would you screw?

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  posted on 30/9/2002 at 06:26 PM
Right, so heres the game. You think of two scenarios and the next person says who they´d rather screw. But this isn´t the normal version of the game. This is the version where you try to think of the most disgusting scenarios possible. Nothing is off limits. NOTHING. And feel free to add extra conditions such as "with the flag of what country?", "with which dead president watching?", or "in what ocean with what form of marine life chewing on you?"

I don´t know how well this will work, since I don´t expect anyone to actually want to make a choice, but when you do make a choice you get to make the next person make a choice. I guess I´ll find out soon enough. That said, its time for me to provide the first scenario. I´ll start a little light.

Who would you screw?
a) Richard Simmons in a clown suit tieing you up or
b) Three drunken midget of whichever gender you prefer least who havent bathed in several months and smell of feces.

And with the flag of what country?

 

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  posted on 6/7/2004 at 01:01 AM
ARNOLD ALL THE WAY... skeletor can take photos!!! I mean he's the fucking terminator and we know he can carry my babies!!!

GW BUSH

-OR-

JOHN KERRY

 

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 11:03 PM
I would have to choose the second one Feral, because at least the body is good and I can feel that with my eyes closed.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Skeletor

or

this http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/eat ing/mans-best-friend/

 

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 01:59 PM
that is a toughy... I'd take dan rather... the motor oil would be fun... and *chuckles* he's got a damn sexy voice...

http://funmore.freehomepage.com/images/fugly_queen.jpg< br /> -or-
http://defaced.net/adam/fugly.jpg

[Edited on 7/5/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 5/7/2004 at 01:00 PM
I'll take FOD, since i have heard so much bad poetry in my life that i dont even process it anymore. PLus, there is always a chance that she will get distracted and wander away.

a threesome with dan rather and the co-hosts of 60 minutes in a vat of used motor oil (and yes they will all talk politics the whole time, after all that is what they do) or a 14 foot tall ken doll with a strap-on angry inch and a chip on his should that makes him yell "Barbie who!" and "Where are my testicles you bitch!?!?!" every few seconds?

 

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  posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:33 PM
It's you all the way Feral. Angry sex is fun sex!

Okay, FOD while she reads to you from her diary, which will include the obligatory bad poetry, or Old Fashioned, who, insrtead of the usual crying out of names or religious dieties, simply moans, "Thank you for your hate" over and over again?

 

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  posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:14 PM
OH... and OLD FASHIONED... Post in the forums in the established format... thank you

 

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  posted on 4/7/2004 at 07:00 PM
no offense intended, kiddo... you have not seen hate... I am adressing the issues that are facing the site... PERHAPS you should follow my suggestion and READ... in the ten most recent forums you will find that I am one of many... and you are not helping your case... read before trolling...

OH... and also... don't present me with a guilt trip or any other socially accepted form of emotional manipulation... I came from the home of the best and it is the quickest way to lose any arguement or discussion you are in on this site... NOT TO MENTION... you lose all respect (if any) gained when you do it... Present your thoughts and feelings in a logical manner if you wish to succeed here... With me... emotional terrorism is a quick way to find yourself and your words in the round file... deal... take your baptism by fire or shut the fuck up and listen... you might learn something

Feralucce
Savage Light

[Edited on 7/5/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 4/7/2004 at 06:56 PM
feralucce. a commonly osed phrase: 'you cant please every one'. or in this instance you. so with that said, i would only like to say, thank you for your hate.
 

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  posted on 25/6/2004 at 12:07 PM
Burt... because the domineering bastard needs to get fucked everyonce in a while...

Me... or tom arnold

 

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  posted on 25/6/2004 at 10:50 AM
old-fashioned... remember the hatred apology and my response... perhaps I was wrong...

you see... read the FUCKING FORMAT ON THE FORUM BEFORE YOU POST...

[Edited on 6/25/2004 by feralucce]

 

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  posted on 24/6/2004 at 11:35 AM
hmm well i dont know if i'm going to come back to this forum... it scares me. but i'm here and i thought i'd drop a note.

ernie. just because he looks like he has a small dick.
on the topic of commly seen together cartoons, would you rather be ass raped by shaggy or scooby doo?

 

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  posted on 29/4/2004 at 09:08 AM
Man... there's a reason I normally stay out of this forum... But I'm bored...

I guess I'll sign up for an ass-raping by Buddy Holly and drink the semen of the Big Bopper, while Richie Valens sings La Bamba...


Okay... in revenge for having to endure that situation:
Ass-raped by Bert or Ernie?


I am -so- going to hell...

 

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  posted on 28/4/2004 at 06:31 PM
Freddy for sure! With as little of Axl Rose's pubic sweat as possible.

Who would rather take it in the ass from: Richie Valens, Buddy Holly, or the Big Bopper (as they appear today of course)?

And of the ones yoo didn't chose, who's formaldehyde-enriched semen will yoo swollow?

Oh and for the ladies, the remaining one is giving it to yoo in utero, adn gettting yoo pregnant so take that into consideration.

 

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  posted on 28/4/2004 at 06:24 AM
I'll go with the first option, goats can be very caring lovers. Its gotta be Batman returns, of course.

Ok... getting fisted by Captain Hook and Freddy Kruger at the same time while strapped to the corpse of a whale which has been floating in a pool of its own urine for a week, or be bog dunked in a toilet in an Indian restaurant which has been closed down 12 times for poor hygeine while being rogered by a leper, whose penis snaps off in the process?

And how much of Axle Rose's pubic sweat will you be forced to drink during the process?

 

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  posted on 27/4/2004 at 07:54 AM
hhmmm....this game is so screwed up on so many levels.

f*** it, give me the hillbilly...(some how i'm getting flashes from "Dilerverance") oh yeah i wasn't into the New kids (i wanted them dead) so i don't know any songs..

ok, would you rather give it to a rancid dead goat that has been sitting out in the sun for 6 hours while satan shoves pinapples up ur ass (little nicky,... ladies u can always use a strapon) or give head to someone who hasn't bathed in a year, while drinking the "fluid" of Jack Nicholson...

and which batman movie would be playing on a television in the background?

 

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  posted on 27/4/2004 at 01:26 AM
Damnit, yoo get Shakira and I get the friggin new kids on the block? Alright gimme the first one.

Would yoo rather have Chris Farley's corpse give it to yoo for the next week or have a crazed hillbilly spray his semen all over some roadkill, throw it in a blender and give yoo an enema while he wanks all over yoo? And whatnew kids on the block song would yoo play (remember, the first choice is a week long)?

 

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-ickgirl

 

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  posted on 26/4/2004 at 08:51 PM
Complete no brainer. I would love to do Shakira. Have you seen the way she moves those hips?

Danny Wood while wearing a clown suit and singing "Hanging Tough" at the top of his lungs or giving Jaime St. James head while having a cherry pie scented dildo rammed up the back by Erik Turner?

[Edited on 4/27/2004 by Merry_Widow]

 

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  posted on 26/4/2004 at 07:50 PM
Brandon Lee before the crow...would be disrespectful if I did after the Crow.



Shakira or Britney Spears? One or the other.

 

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  posted on 26/4/2004 at 01:14 AM
Given that the latter has been done a coupla' times, I'd have to say Peter pan with tink in the back...I mean shit, seeing Tink in bondage gear is enough to get me goin' and I've always wanted to violate an eternal child, so he could therefor live an eternally fucked up child hood. Woot.

Brandon Lee during the Crow?

or

Brandon Lee after the Crow?

And with what calibur headache medicine?
ooooh.....ZANG!

 

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