Zero
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posted on 15/3/2004 at 08:13 PM |
With his pecker....DUH.
Now, what is it gonna take for this forum to keep going? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak." ~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Anya
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posted on 15/3/2004 at 08:24 PM |
Me. *flex*
Who were the two stoners in Dogma?
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fairy_ofdarkness
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 posted on 15/3/2004 at 08:33 PM |
um.....ooooo!! I KNOW!!! My math teacher and my EEEEEVVVVIIIIILLLLLL
Geography teacher.... *^^*
do i ask a question now? ____________________
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so sad, but cant cry...
so tired, but cant sleep,
grown wings, but cant fly......
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Zero
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posted on 15/3/2004 at 09:01 PM |
Anya: jay and silent Bob.....one of my favorite of kevin Smiths movies by
the way.
Yes
Will we (everyone on earth) ever acheive true enlightenment?? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Domkitten
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 04:41 AM |
No.
Sex in the City or Sex in your Apartment? ____________________
It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
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Monolycus
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 05:24 AM |
I'm going with sex in the ladies room of an upscale resort. That would be
near a city.
Sex with a frigid bitch, or sex with a bichon frise?
~M.
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Zero
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 09:23 AM |
When it comes to sex they're both inanimate objects......But the frise
wouldn't nag you.
If you could be any sex toy which one would you be? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Psychopixi
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:29 AM |
*grins* Love your answer Zero!
I'd be leather shackles... I know I could have come up with something
infinitely more kinky, or perverted, but I *like* leather shackles, damnit!
You can have such fun with them!
If aliens landed on earth, and asked you to show them around, which
three places would you have to take them? ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Zero
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 10:47 AM |
1. to the one place where all our knowledge is kept....the comic book
store
2. just in case they felt like they may need some lessons in human
reproduction...the porno store....they always have good condoms.
3. The movies.....there's a theater thats showing the entire LOTR series
back to back
What's the worst pickup line you ever used....or heard? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 11:02 AM |
I'm in such sad shape I had to look up a pickup line to use... anyway:
"Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
That just seemed to scream to me that the person is hopelessly moronic...
Its weird how some forums get resurrected after a long period of
slumber...
So:
If you had a choice to either resurrect or execute a particular discussion
here on shmeng, what would it be? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Zero
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 11:26 AM |
There are no discussions that I really care to ressurect or execute....but
I would start one on...... WOMEN........I can't, for the life of me, figure
one out.
Is it realy "hot in herrre" enough to "take off all our clothes"? ____________________
"It is a fool's prerogative to utter truths that no one else will
speak."
~
The Sandman, Dream Country
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 12:01 PM |
no, not really *^^*
what is the best movie you have ever seen? ____________________
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Psychopixi
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 12:12 PM |
Legend, with Mia Sara, Tim Curry and Tom Cruise. It's as old as I am, and
the effects and costumes are great for its age. The unicorns are adorable
and Tim Curry is fabulous as Darkness. Mia Sara annoyed me a little,
but on the whole I really enjoy it. The goblins rhymes are great too. I
never get bored of that film, though Priscilla, Queen of the desert
does come a close second however.
If you died now, would you be satisfied with where you got to in life? ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Starlight
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 01:04 PM |
Yes, because I escaped from a very bad situation and I have achieved my
main life goals...To be happy (happiness begins with yourself), To know
where my next meal is coming from, and to have the strength to have held
onto my true self even though it was hidden deep inside for a long time.
If you were forced to choose between two vaccines, one would absolutely
work to prevent all forms of cancer and one would absolutely work to
prevent all variants of HIV, which one would you choose? ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Psychopixi
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 01:07 PM |
The one to protect from cancer as it's a more realistic threat for me
seeing as I'm a smoker, and people in my immediate family have had cancer.
Which makes me pretty stupid I guess for still smoking.
Who would win in a fight to KO; spiderman or wolverine? ____________________
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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fairy_ofdarkness
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 posted on 16/3/2004 at 05:50 PM |
spiderman!!! because spiders are cool ^^
true or false: girls rule and boys drool? (couldn't think of anything,
was my little sisters suggestion *^_^*) ____________________
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Anya
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 06:09 PM |
False - both have their problems and androgynous people are normally more
psychologically healthy.
If anyone had absolutely NO choice (not even write in Mickey Mouse, go
elsewhere, kill yourself, etc - you had to do this deed) but to vote for
one person in the Bush Administration as President, who would you pick?
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feralucce
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 06:39 PM |
Zero: it's hot enough in here to beat someone to death with a paper towel
tube.
There is always a choice... you run out of options when you die... I would
not vote... and I have to ask... what if there were no hypothetical
situation ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 06:42 PM |
(Side note to FOD: Wolverine would shred Spidey's sissy red and blue PJs,
and him as well.)
I'd have to go with Condoleeza Rice, because she's a powerful woman, and,
if she had to fellate someone to get where she was, at least she was
discreet enough not to mention it. I also think she'd make a good leader,
if she could distance herself from Bush and his foot-in-mouth policies.
And so, onto the next question:
Can one achieve enlightenment from playing Final Fantasy games?
[Edited on 17/3/2004 by LadyCygnet]
[Edited on 17/3/2004 by LadyCygnet] ____________________
"To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey
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fairy_ofdarkness
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posted on 16/3/2004 at 06:53 PM |
no they cant...it's a game.
what IS it about video games that younger (and some older) kids, JUST LOVE
AND ADORE so much?!?!?! ____________________
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