Geist
Member Posts: 127 Registered: 5/11/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:13 AM |
::taps on microphone::
At an Amazing 60 ft long and weighing in at 3 3/4 tons. Sporting multiple
appendages and fighting for the Hakima !!! SSSSSSSSSQQQQQUUUIIIIIIIIDDDDDD
!!!!!!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:00 AM |
*cheers*
Yeah! Go my half-skirt-wearing brother! Go!
*waves a "Pants are murder" poster*
Ooh... wrong one...
*brings out the "Pants are evil" poster* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:26 AM |
*pulls out a knife sets*
OH SQUIDDY!!!!
*stabs squid in his gaint eye and nails him to a cutting bored*
calamir anyone?!
*cuts squid in thin slices and fries him up with some onions*
OH BOOTS GEIST dear its dinner time
*ties ironboots and geist to chairs and stuff fried squiddy down their
throats till the both choke and die.......... Throws a knife at merry
pinning her to the wall and puts her pants..... grabs dolo and put in a tub
of ice water with a lid and sit on the lid*
____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 12:21 PM |
Naked!
::gets hose, sticks it down his throat and does his best impression of a
man in space:: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Geist
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 07:48 PM |
::regurgitates the pieces of Squid and gives them to Boots to
reassemble::
Looks like Mara is dominating this fight so far. She has to
establish early on that shes not afraid of anyone. With Squid out of the
game and Boots temporarily occupied with putting him back together the
forces of Skirts seem to be running a little thin. Lets hope they can get
back into the match before its too late. And lets not forget poor Dolo and
Merry. Although I'm sure Merry loves her new piercing that could cause some
trouble in the long run and the nekkid Dolo looks a little frigid. Skirts
may have one advantage though. I get the impression that CGB is plotting
something, as she is nowhere to be seen. ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/3/2003 at 10:18 PM |
*wakes up* oh shit...the fights already going on...and there's squid fully
disabled...well it looks like the side of skirts is severly beginning to
depend on what CGB has planned...but of course I'm wanting to pants to win
so Go Mara! Go Mara! ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/3/2003 at 08:00 PM |
oh, you so did not...
*busts out the demon queen powers and burns the pants off of her legs,
leaving behind one of her normal split skirts and shit stompin' boots*
Fuck yeah! No one tells me what to wear! Now give me back that hose,
Dolo.... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:18 AM |
You show em Merry!!!!!
::starts sewing millions of skirts::
::sneaks to Mara, Starlight, and Squid's house and steals all there pants
and hakima and puts nothing but skirts in there place::
____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 10:48 AM |
*snores on the ground with calamari dribbling out* ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 01:43 PM |
*looks down at the calamari*
That better not be the reamins of my favorite 200 ft. long sea
monster...cause then...I would be mad... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 02:45 PM |
STARLIGHT PLEASE sit on dolo for me
*sneaks in to Squid Merry Dolo and Geist's houses and steals all their
skirts*
*sneaks in to Ironboots' house and steals all the squid parts and his
skirts*
*Kidnapps CGB and takes all her skirts and hakimas and takes back the
pants*
*puts CGB in the brain washing room*
*Burns all the skirts hakimas and squid to ashes*
now to brain washing CGB ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 05:19 PM |
*runs home real quick...just on a whim...and sees all my pants are
gone...and CGB's damned calling card ...a house full of skirts...in their
place*....holy fuck CGB's gonna SOOOOOOOOOO get it for that one...
*storms back to the ring all pissed...just in time to hear Mara screaming
to sit on Dolo...wondering if that's Really gonna stop him...but sits on
him anyways*
____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Geist
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 05:22 PM |
::Jumps over the table with his army of Scotsmen and comes to CGBs rescue::
All right thats it !!! ::Clones 10,.000 copies of Squid and clothes them
all in Hakimas:: Come my aquatic brother ! Our forces shall crush those of
the evil pant wearers !!! ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Closetgothbabe
Member Posts: 189 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/3/2003 at 06:08 PM |
shew thanks I was almost brain washed by Mara cause she has hella
skills!!!!!!!
::runs by and snatches Starlight up so Dolo can get up and defend
himself...takes Starlight to my house where I tie her up and make her wear
short skirts all day:: ____________________ Guns are good, Guns are great...Kill the people that you hate! |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:11 AM |
SCREAMS in agony hoping that someone will hear my screams and rescue me
from CGB's den of skirt-wearing hell !!! ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 12:55 PM |
*ties up the scotsmen with the squid clones and turns them in to
brainwashed zombies that do her bidding* GO Rescue Starlight!!!
*watches the Squid Clones and Scottmen rescue starlight and brings back CGB
while sitting on the tub that she put Dolo back in*
NOW CGB AND MERRY YOU WILL LIKE PANTS!!!!
*ties up CGB and Merry and brainwashs them and put them in pants* ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 01:37 PM |
Nice try! You can't brain wash that which is already scrubbed! The Jesuits
have already been here! Muhahahaha!!!!
*busts some mad yoga skills and wiggles out tof the ropes, buts loose CGB
and nabs Dolo while running out the door butt nekkid*
Free at last, free at last...!!!!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:06 PM |
i think at this point we can all agree Mara needs to be removed from
exsistance. and to unleash my wrath i must possess her body since i am
apparently dead.
*Mara creates a throne of TNT. a crown or plastique, holds a dynamite
scepter, and pours 8 hundred trillion gallons of gasoline down her
throat*
anyone got a light?
*no sooner does she ask this than she collides with the Sun* ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Geist
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:52 PM |
*waves* Goodbye Mara.... ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/3/2003 at 06:53 PM |
*after trying in vain to get the zombies to do my bidding...because they
are only doing Mara's bidding and if she's dead....well EEEEEeeek!*
*feeling very very alone and outnumbered with all the skirt-wearing freaks
suddenly united and all the other pant-lovers dead or already deserted the
battle altogether*..umm...Hello...oo...oo...oo... That's
Great...aaat...aaat...aaat... an Echo...oo...oo...oo
*ponders the idea of kilts or hakimas...and realizes that the wearers are
on the skirts side......soooo......conjures up 20 trolls...8 ft
tall...green bodies and red hair...all wearing black leather
mini-skirts...and real damned pissed about....sets them onto the group of
skirt-wearing freaks* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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