Schizo
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posted on 22/1/2007 at 03:56 PM |
SQUIIIIIIIIDDDDD!!!!!!
*quickly hides the calimari appetizers...*
Doom is good... doom is awesome... I guarantee I can find good use for some
doom... need something to throw at anyone who tries to disturb my peaceful,
lustful, fresh, de-obstacled, warm, love-filled home... and by all
means... when a certain (much loved) sailor darkens these doors (you
better, and no chickening out just because our slimey friend has
arrived!)... commence your demonstration!
ahhh... finally something to settle my stomach... I've been mixing too many
alcohols... *opens a bottle of Reed's* to Squid... may you rule the seven
seas forever, and may there always be a sailor handy to keep you
occupied... and a mermaid... or several... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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bettie_x
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posted on 23/1/2007 at 09:40 PM |
Congrats on the new place, girl, I hope it's a happy place for you. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 23/1/2007 at 10:03 PM |
*walking around, mingling, taking a few shots of the various whiskies,
drinking a chocolate martini and another margarita*
Whee! *stumble* GREAT party, Schiz. *sitting down before I fall down,
watching everyone else with drunk-vision*
____________________
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Schizo
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posted on 24/1/2007 at 03:04 AM |
*stumbles around with a tray of drinks, slopping it a little*
BETTIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puts the tray on something that hopefully is more
stable than I and gives Bettie a big drunk hug*
*sniffles* you CAME!
no booze? *hic* maybe that's just as well... and Feral brought two, so
you're covered... and I'll take the happiness as a gift, cuz what is a home
without happiness?
*grabs a bottle of Feral's homemade blackberry mead, sloshes it into the
nearest empty glass... and raises it unsteadliy into the air* To my dear
friend and co-conshpiratator, Bettie... *hic*... may you be as ha.. ha..
happy as you wish me... *sway*... and shtick around... you hear? Oh...
and take sh... sh... shome of this... *hands Bettie some of Squid's doom...
*staggers aimlessly away and kind of falls into Feral...* oops...
*giggle* WHEEEEE! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 24/1/2007 at 11:25 AM |
To your party I bring Lindeman's Framboise Lambic. That's my favorite.
For your gift dear Schiz, a woman who is an inspiration to so many, I bring
good rest and sweet dreams. I also added a few coils of spring under your
house to give you a little bounce in your step. *GRIN* ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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daria_4
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posted on 24/1/2007 at 12:59 PM |
Hope I'm not too late, but I'm headed to your party with some vodka in tow.
It's just so versatile...
And for your new totally awesome new home, I bring Humor. Also very
versatile.
*hugs*
Congrats on the new place! ____________________ "I've told you before, I don't comprehend religion, although
conviction is a concept I'm beginning to get. In any case, a person
with a real religious conviction is, I propose, a religious convict,
and deserves locking up." |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/1/2007 at 03:32 PM |
Hi there, girls! Oooh... more presents... and more alcohol... god I am
going to regret this in the morning!
MRD, for a working mother of an energetic 4 year old, rest comes at a high
premium... thank you for ensuring that mine will always be high quailty...
and the dreams are a nice touch... also the springiness! I may be a mom in
my thirties, but I don't have to walk like one!
*raises a flute of Framboise Lambic* ooohhh... sparkly drinks... to
MRD... who is so nice and sweet and sparkly herself... I wish you the best
of dreams, and may they all come true...
And Daria, hooray for humor! I want lots of laughter in my house...
especially the kind where you are with a good friend, and something gets
you started, and you just laugh and laugh until your sides hurt... and you
fight to stop... and manage to do so... but then catch your friend's eye,
and just bust up again... perfect gift!
let me find a clean shot glass... *finds one, grabs it and knocks another
one over, oops! pours out some vodka and spills a little...* damn... I
think I need to slow down a little here! To Daria... may your heart be
always filled with laughter, and may you always have someone to share the
joke... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 24/1/2007 at 10:31 PM |
*shaking my head*
Gimme that....
grabs the bottle of vodka, pouring two shots....
Okay... *takes lemon slices and rolls them in sugar, handing one to
Schizo*
drink the vodka, then suck the lemon.
Lemon drops RULE.
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Dolorosa
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posted on 26/1/2007 at 11:04 AM |
I'm bringin' the mystery bottle...yes the mystery bottle, I found it in the
back of my liqour cabinet, so i know it's got to be good, but the labels
gone and I have no idea how long it's been in there, I DO know that when I
opened it the cat slammed into the door. I've been wondering on what
occasion to uncork this beast in earnest, and I can think of none
better.
I'll also drag in a keg of Orion cuz we need keg stands.
As for the gift, then I give you several pieces of wood and a small
industrious beaver, so that you can do what you want and swiftly dam the
consequences. Prolly gonna need some ammo to, ya...definately a box of
shells, cant do anything without shells these days.
and you keep that doom away from me Squid! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/1/2007 at 12:56 PM |
Dolo, darling! SO glad you could make it...
I intend to make use of your beaver promptly (damn, that just sounded
WRONG!) as I intend to do an awful lot of what I want... and I greatly
appreciate the ammo, too... it is good to be prepared...
hmmm... a mystery bottle... *pours a little out, sniffs it and eyes
it...*
To my Dolo! May you always live fast, and if you end up dying young, make
sure you take the fuckers down with you...
Squid and Dolo... remember... if you must play with doom, make sure you
don't damage the apartment - that comes out of my security deposit, you
know! ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 28/1/2007 at 02:20 PM |
quote:
I intend to make use of your beaver promptly
I'm going to have to steal this line.
Yay! Mystery liquor!!
*hugs Dolo and slaps his ass* ____________________
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Schizo
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posted on 28/1/2007 at 05:48 PM |
yeah... drunks say the darnedest things... ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Sardonic-Pain
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posted on 30/1/2007 at 09:36 AM |
*arrives fashionably late with a bottle of Agwa and a bag full of limes in
tow*
Congrats on the new place
For you I bring a bit of light to keep the goblins from your closet and to
keep negative engergies from your door...and we'll install a trapdoor for
unwelcome guests to get fall into..... ____________________ My Life is like a porno-Without the sex-Just the weird music |
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Schizo
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posted on 30/1/2007 at 02:33 PM |
Oh, you're not late! Still two days until I actually move in... and I'm
accepting visitors indefinitely...
I'm sure Riley will appreciate the absence of closet-goblins... such a
thoughtful gift with a child in the house! And trapdoors are just way too
cool! But now the other tenants will want one! LOL
takes a bite of lime and a shot of Agwa... "to Sardonic-Pain... may she
never be bothered by pesky closet-goblins, and may she always find a little
light in her life..." ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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IamSquid
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posted on 31/1/2007 at 03:15 AM |
Okay fine, then I'll just stick an eggbeater up Dolo's urethra and send a
village of midgits to gang bang him. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 31/1/2007 at 12:36 PM |
It's about time we had another Squid-Dolo battle. *sits back, drink in
hand, to watch* ____________________
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feralucce
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posted on 31/1/2007 at 02:55 PM |
hey... spare me a hot midget girl!!! |
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Kira
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posted on 1/2/2007 at 10:18 AM |
Wow, I'm way more than fashionably late!
I come bearing a bottle of Verte de Fougerolles 72 and a box of sugar
cubes, although I cannot be held responsible for anything that happens once
the bottle is cracked open! For your home, a neat trick of the eye that
allows the innate beauty of the most mundane things to shine through.
Congrats on the new place, Schizo! ____________________ Wind me up and make me crawl to you, tie me up until I call to you. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/2/2007 at 01:43 PM |
quote: For your home, a neat
trick of the eye that allows the innate beauty of the most mundane things
to shine through.
That is a really awesome gift. I'd never have thought of that. I hope we
can have that one too. We move into our new place either on the 7th or
15th. It's such an awesome place and we're all so terribly excited. Sorry
to turn the subject to that, this is Schiz's party, but it's so
EXCITING.
Yay Schiz! ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/2/2007 at 02:43 AM |
MRD - that's wonderful news! I'm so happy for you! And it's perfectly
fine to speak of such things at my party - once you arrive, it's just a
place to hang out and talk (and continue epic feuds, right, Squid and
Dolo?)
And Kira, you're not late... the manager is... he's behind schedule on
laying the new carpet... which is OK, I guess, since I'm not going to be
able to get my stuff in until the weekend, anyway!
I greatly appreciate your gift, Kira... since I am splitting up a houehold,
I will have to accept many cast-off things by way of furniture and
paraphenelia that I would not have otherwise chosen... I am afraid that
things will not be as beautiful as I would ideally care for - but with your
gift, I know that any beauty in my home, however small or mundane, will be
distinctly evident... thank you...
One of the fun things in this forum is, I get to research various types of
fascinating alcohol, that my discerning friends have so graciously
brought... so...
*pours a little absinthe into a glass, lays the spoon across the top,
places a sugar cube, and slowly trickles the water throught the
sugar...*
To Kira... you are by no means mundane, nor is a trick of the eye necessary
for this... but may your beauty always shine through... and may it always
attract the right kind of people... *hugs* ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips
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the
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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the
carefullest
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of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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