Merry_Widow
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posted on 11/2/2003 at 05:25 PM |
I was sitting in one of of my philosphy classes the other day, and then an
idea for a super hero hit me:
Rational Soul Man!
His powers include:
-Nutritive growth and mobilty
-Motility
-and...Sense perception! Not just the five senses, but common sense as
well, in that he has the ability to grasp the things around them as the
wholes they present instead of their respective parts Not only that, but
the powers of imagination, memory, and both passive and active intellect
are his to command!
I'll be the first to admit that this came to me at the end of an extremely
long day, but I was wondering if anybody else had, in a moment of boredom
or exhaustion or both, come up with unlikely superheroes of their own. ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Phantasmagoria
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posted on 8/4/2004 at 01:56 PM |
Well my super hero has an overly-simple sence of right and wrong, a
mysterious past that he refuses to talk about, and you always know he'll
win due to his seemingly unlimited power.
His name..... BUSH MAN
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thefacelessunholy
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posted on 13/1/2004 at 12:31 PM |
Mafia Man! Here to save the day in his all of his
slicked-haired-Armani-suited righteousness! Don't talk back to his boss or
he'll pop a cap in yer ass, eh? Hey Legs, Muscle, go get the concrete and
the bucket! ____________________ Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And I am too |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2003 at 12:03 PM |
the FUcking FUCKER and the triple d triplets... OR the PURPLE PENIS!!! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/11/2003 at 08:02 AM |
*Safe Sex Man*
His suit is made of a giant blue-colored condom with a space cut in the
reservior tip for his face. His cape is made of a large opaque femidom with
ties for his neck. He roams the school grounds, college campuses, and
parking lots of bars looking for those in need of his help. When he sees
someone in need, he steps in quickly and applies condoms and femidoms where
needed. He spends his spare time flying over towns and cities skattering
pamplets on STD's in the hopes that the uninformed will read them. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 12:05 PM |
Yowly Kitty! His super power is to distract the foe with his amazingly
capacity for vocalization (yes, some of what he says sounds like human
english) while he shreds important documents. He also comforts the sick
and injured with his beautifully loud purr.
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 11:39 AM |
the great and mighty Sarcastro! His soper power is he screaming bite of of
sarcasm. ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 18/11/2003 at 02:51 AM |
Captain Prozac...she goes around trying to thwart the nefarious Dysthymia
whilst remaining a few scant levels above her own hell, thanks to happy
pills...
I thought this was an original idea, until I tried to get it as a yahoo
account...oh, well...capt_prozac shall live on in my own twisted mind
forever...mwah ha ha... ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/7/2003 at 06:08 AM |
Torso-Man! Walks the world slaying (or so he thinks) the hearts of females
everywhere by virtue of his AMAZINGLY HUGE TORSO!!! Sounds unlikely? Come
to my place of employment - he is often found there! (Also known as
Gorilla-Man.) ____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism" |
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Abbadon
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posted on 27/7/2003 at 04:38 AM |
What is a superpower? Surely its only our perception of the world around us
that inhibits our actions? (One Matrix comment and I'll rip your nads off!) ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 24/7/2003 at 08:40 PM |
Most of my heroes come from the fantasy realms. The main ones usually have
the self-focus type of personality and can get deep if people get to know
them. Their powers usually involve spiritual attacks.
Rofl@Ambiguously Gay Duo. Those guys were the sh*t. There was this one
episode when their ship struck Osama Bin Laden from behind (their ship
looked like a penis, too, lol). Unfortunately, I do not watch enough
Saturday Night Live to enjoy them anymore.
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Geist
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posted on 30/3/2003 at 10:47 PM |
Doh !
Someone shoot me... ____________________ Chasity - the most unnatural of all sexual perversions... |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 20/2/2003 at 09:50 PM |
Now Rational Soul Man has a sidekick and an arch nemisis!
His trusty buddy is Immanent Form Boy! He revels in his shape and dreads
the day he should become horribly dismembered!
Together they fight Ghost In the Machine Dude! He drives around in his
Descartes-mobile, proving people that that do not exist!
You think I'm bullshitting, but you haven't seen the margins on my notes... ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/2/2003 at 12:43 AM |
Censorship man, he defeats his enemies by censoring anything unwholesome
they do. ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2003 at 07:19 PM |
Super Hero: Touchie Feelie Man
Super Power: To touch you over 200 times in one conversation.
I get laughed at all the time because I hit people when i talk. Fuck, its
an Italian thing.
-Mort ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/2/2003 at 05:14 PM |
<b>"Puts his finger in interesting holes man"</b>
~ready to plug anything that's in dire need of being plugged~ ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 16/2/2003 at 07:53 PM |
I would have to say that an unlikely superhero would be Monotone Man.
Makes the supervillain fall asleep, but also the victim ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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Alugarde
Member Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/2/2003 at 10:14 PM |
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All I have to say is..Atomic Caligraphy Pen! (its in an easter egg at the
end..click on the figurine and keep clicking and you'll get to it) ____________________ l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions. |
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dead-cell
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 02:01 PM |
Captin Obvious
Has the power to annoy by over-stating the obvious. Weakness oblivious (at
first) to the obvious. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/2/2003 at 01:11 PM |
El Coyote Loco...a mild mannered chinese circus...err...short person...who
finds the enchanted incan mask of Los Chupasloopas and by putting it on
becomes the enormous masked wrestler, El Coyote Loco. Villains fear his
deadly Crotchtopus wrestling move, and the good people of central america
are confused by his strange eating habits and inability to speak spanish.
Occasionally assisted by the young Tequila Sunrise, whos generally too
wasted to be of any help. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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