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Author: Subject: annoying church signs

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  posted on 25/1/2003 at 11:17 PM
"wise men still seek him"
is on the board of a church my bus passes on the way home, whats funny about this one is that you would think that anyone even remotely related to wise would figure out that if ther still seeking him then they obviously havent found him and after2000 years of looking they probably wont so they might as well stop and get a life...

and for bettie_x... theres a sign for a natural herbs nutrients type shop thats sports the phrase "Breast plus enhand your B easts"... apparantly the R fell off and nobody noticed, for over a year, and it was still there when i moved away, just goes to show how caught up people can be in there own tasks...

as far as church goes, i went willingly untill about 10 i went to sunday school till 13 beucase when i left i would be forced to attend youth group, ah, they got me to go once in the two years following, it was a terrible experience, they also tried to recruit, mor like conscript me for nursery work, kids are cute... for a bout four seconds... lucky for me churches are big and summer is warm, and i moved before it got cold, im my opinion church and religion is brainwash, im still trying to get out of religious habits like waiting for grace at meals, and relating everything to gods will. heaven and hell, god and satan, are still very real to my imagination and wil always be, but just because i belive he exists does not mean i like him....

the ruthless

 

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  posted on 25/1/2003 at 08:31 PM
I used to go to church on a regular basis....I remember this one specific time when the priest decided to summarize the gospel reading by comparing it to "The Empire Strikes Back"..Luke's time with Yoda specifically(Now I am a star wars fan so I'm not making fun)..but is that seriously the first thing he thinks of when he needs to tell us about the evils of sin? or that we need to remember a movie to avoid the fires of hell?


 

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  posted on 21/1/2003 at 08:57 AM
Eh, I really just wanna do it so I can buy cute matching outfits, a big black book, and sit in strange homes eating someone's tea and cookies and making them late for work.
I figure hell what do I have to lose? Churches of any kind are tax free.
I just need to develop a slick refined southern accent and my bargaining skills and I'm on my way....I'd start in my own neighborhood, but everyone around here has big dogs.

 

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  posted on 21/1/2003 at 02:05 AM
Do it Bettie!!! Do it!!! Please and be sure you start at the mormons cuz they can just quit leaving their crap on my door when I'm out. *wicked fucking grin*

 

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  posted on 21/1/2003 at 01:17 AM
That reminds of an interesting thing that happened back in high school. I was acting like a whacky jackass (aka normal) and this guy came up and told me I needed Jesus. Just out of the blue a classmate comes up and gives me this church brocure. I declined saying I didn't need Jesus. He said that I would go to hell for not acting like a moral chriatian, so I told him the bible says not to judge or condemn. He said I needed Jesus, again. When I told him maybe he needed satan he looked at me I just handed him his mothers head and said "eat it! I already took the liver!" So I spent the rest of the period explaining (he didn't get it) that he has no right to say my religion is any worse or better than his. Of course I was stupid, and I'm going to hell, etc etc etc. And then Ted Raimi came by and smacked him with a shovel. At least thats how it happens in my head.

p.s. Comedian, you're going to have to get through me before you take bruce campbell, I'm already saving for my operation, and then I'm taking him with me to Samoa!

 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 02:13 PM
lol...ted raimi...

speaking of which, I haven't' watched evil dead recently. No wait, I fell asleep to army of darkness a few days ago *whew*
If any of you own evil dead on dvd, you MUST watch it with the bruce campbell narrative through the movie....yes, bruce adding his own two cents and explaining things throughout the whole, low budget, aklaseltzer and condensed milk vomit movie.

You know you have a problem tho, when you watch all three movies, get drunk, then play "hail to the king" with all the cheat codes (replenishable life and unlimited gas! woo!) all night long.

Someone needs to start a bruce campbell church. Then we can post our own ridiculous signs by the highway...."yo, she bitch, let's go". "fine? We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine" to you?"

I've actually been thinking of taking up door to door satansim in my free time.
Me and michael. Little cute as a button red and black matching suit and suitskirt, little brochures titled "We're watching you", asking people if they've let glory of satan into their lives.....*sigh* maybe I'll wait for retirement....people don't usually attack old ladies, no matter what they're "selling".
Maybe I'll just go door to door with a big black book buying souls.
"as you can see we offer a variety of packages, which vary by price and consequences, a package to fit any lifestyle....yeah, that one is a little tricky, you kind of lose the ability to set off automatic doors and show up on film, but it's a small price to pay, small price...just sign here...yes, right there.......*taps fingers* excellent....."

 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 07:25 AM
And speak of the devil,

Ted Rami just walked by for no apparent reason.

 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 07:24 AM
Generally, I don't like men that much either, but Fucking Bruce "Not as big as mine" Campbell, that is to much to contemplate. Comedian, I read your post and I think I had an aneurism, or an orgasm, when it comes to Bruce, I'm not sure I can tell.

 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 07:07 AM
Who? Me? Blush? Naaaay

It was to be expected, sweetie. Actually I thought it would be Shade who would start pulling our legs it by making RG and Sketch get involved. I actually find it amazing it hasn't happened before. My sisters, specially Zylgrin, have been teasing me on it all along. Pity you can't read between the lines of the Anger & Love post, when she talked about "how much I respected you" and asked you to "talk to me".

But let's be sincere, my darling. We have been caught in the act, there is no use hiding it anymore. Actually what none of you know is we have been getting to know each other (in the biblical sense, of course, coming from us) for months. We chat and write to each other long, passionate emails so sweet that the phone line drips with honey. I spend a lot of my considerable revenue travelling to NH twice a month where we meet, hold hands and play footsies every night while we debate which church should marry us...

Now, getting serious don't misunderstand me either. I also adore Schizo, actually it was her "Resident Christian Personal Rant" what made me enter Shmeng the first time. I find her intelligent, brilliant, brave, strong and caring. And beautiful, too. I believe what she did, what she does is admirable. Plus we share the same odd values and view of our religion which is REALLY hard to find. I don'k know many women like her so you bet I find her damned attractive. Who wouldn't? But we are so similar I also think exactly as she does. There is no ammount of ruins, art, history, culture AND Arthegarn in Europe that can compare to her family.

But thanks for the try Callei. Another life, perhaps


 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 04:00 AM
I'd like to order a large miracle and a small exorcism to go, please.

Do you want a drink with that?

 

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  posted on 20/1/2003 at 01:17 AM
"If chins could kill: confessions of a B movie actor"
Buy it. It rules.

When I lived in Kent for a while, on my strip of road there were 5 churches. In a two mile stretch of road, then more if you went down the other road to get up there....and lo, one day, on a quest for craziness (which usually pays off if you just DRIVE) we found the essence of modern religion:
Drive through prayer tent.
Yes, drive through prayer tent.
Yes, help me, I was so tempted...so very tempted.

 

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  posted on 19/1/2003 at 06:32 PM
Around where I live this guy randomly posts "Got Jesus?" signs. Mmm Jesus and cookies! My favorite!
 

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  posted on 18/1/2003 at 02:38 PM
i saw a clever one once: "give satan an inch and he'll be your ruler"

you can interprit it more ways than religiously, though. at least i think you can

 

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  posted on 17/1/2003 at 05:18 PM
I saw somebody mentioned the holy and revered name of Bruce "Jesus Christ" Campbell, and I just had to say something.

I am not a homosexual. Nor have I ever been, nor will I ever be. But if there was the slightest chance that my weak, frail womb could bear the atomic weight of Bruce "Fucking Buddha" Campbell's super-uranium sperm, I would be the mother of his children, the vacuumer of his carpets and the shaver of his legs.

BRUCE CAMPBELL IS THE ONE TRUE GOD.

 

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  posted on 17/1/2003 at 05:03 PM
Arthegarn, are you blushing too?

I KNEW it! I KNEW someone SOMETIME would try to match us up! After all, we are the religious nuts-o's of Shmeng!

But you see, I didn't produce the spawn by myself. She's got herself one adoring daddy who, now that he's got his head screwed on, well, at least somewhat straighter, is absolutely spoiling the two of us to death!

I'm talking about spending the first half of his day caring for Riley, diapers, feedings, entertainment, dressing (you should see the mis-matched outfits he comes up with!), the whole nine yards. On top of that, he cleans the apartment (I hardly ever do any work around the house. I sit on my lazy ass, and he only teases me about it a little!) He cooks me a hot meal when I come home on lunch break, picks up his son from school and drops him off with his mother, deals with the shit she gives him, then comes to work for 8 hours to deal with machines that don't run right. And he rarely complains.

I know you don't approve of him. I know I was a stupid idiot in almost everything I did concerning him. I know he treated me like shit. And I know that in 99.9% of cases like this, it NEVER works out in any sort of healthy way. But for some strange reason, I got the reward that my stupidity never deserved. I actually had my hard work and faith and pain pay off. When I said that classically naive line "he has potential", it actually was true. I know my actions don't deserve this conclusion. I know I've got the sort of luck that is almost criminal.

But the fact remains that, for some godforsaken reason, it worked. And I'm happy. I laugh. We both laugh. We laugh at our daughter's silly games, at the hideous clothes in the store, at the lisping girl at Newbury's asking for "Chrithtina Aquilera", at each other, at ourselves, at everything! Even at the ex. We're a family.

Don't get me wrong. I adore Arthegarn. I would die to live in Spain. I could see myself there. Sometimes I really wish I could go. But then I see my boyfriend jump up, because he heard our daughter making noises in her crib, and he carries her out to me, and she grins, and holds out her arms, and I think, there's nothing in Europe that can compare to this.

I'm not saying it isn't still hard work. But it's good.

Aghhh! Got to run! My daughter pushed her walker over to the trashcan, and is playing with an empty cereal box! No, Riley! *sigh* babies...

 

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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
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  posted on 17/1/2003 at 09:21 AM
i thought he was the one that came up with a few simple lines etched into some stone tablets that said thinks like thou shall not kill....

The incomprehensive stuff is what the humans added, i thought.

And darlin' get you and the spawn on the plane, go to Spain and give Arth a chance. (insert standard matchmaker speach here). After all, you two comprise 50% of the Christians that i can stand and i would love to see you both happy and well laid. (sorry TMI there...)

 

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  posted on 15/1/2003 at 06:47 PM
I've found a direct co-relation between the amount of time a denomination has been around and the tackiness of their sign contents. Older churches like the Methodists or Presbyterians don't tend to demean themselves as badly. The worst churches in my area tend to be "FourSquare" Churches. They are especially fond of those annoying little notes signed "God". As if God would ever write anything so overly simplistic. If anything, God errs on the side of the complex and incomprehensible.

 

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dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of

girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"

 

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  posted on 15/1/2003 at 06:17 PM
Hey, No blaming that shit for nothing WWJD crap on the protestants! That became popular and trendy with the neo-christian, born again movemnet, to be found in places like Cavalry Chapel, or Church of the New Horizon. (Yes, they are real places.)
Shudder. You know what Jesus would do? He'd bitch slap their little preppy, campus stalking, hypocritical asses for being stupid!

 

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  posted on 12/1/2003 at 02:25 AM
And on the subject of pathetic lives, check my evenings: Go home, play GTA 3, pick one of Evil Dead movies and watch it (this of course can't be done with a friend, they will hit you for saying all the lines befores their spoken in the film), then log onto the internet and listen to the theme song to Cheers and try and find 8mm cameras on Ebay. Of course I go here for about 3 hours and write trite little comments to things I don't understand, and fall asleep with my cloths on. Sometimes I clean my guns. He he, just fooling guys, I clean them very rarely....

 

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Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
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  posted on 12/1/2003 at 02:19 AM
I'm not a smart man. I've never written the great American novel. I can't figure out the unified theory of physics. I have no idea what makes a toaster spring up, or how it knows when the toast is done. But there is one thing I know: Getting wasted and watching the finest movie trilogy ever created is not pathetic! Ignoring Bruce's natural good looks, those movies pack more fun, comedy, romance, inventive camera angles, and "hey, how many times has he shot that double barreled shotgun and not reloaded? like five" moments than any other films my puny mind can recall. I say super glue his eyes open and force him to watch the trilogy back to back, uncut, with the second AOD ending, for 7 weeks straight. Eventually he will either fall in love with Campbell and Raimi's masterpiece, or die of starvation and T.V. radiation poisoning. But thus is the sacrifices of the Evil Dead. Rock on, and remeber the right words!

P.S. Ted Raimi just showed up out of no where!

 

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“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard. />
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat

anything.”


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