Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 4/11/2002 at 01:49 PM |
Like I said earlier, hunting the scum of the earth for fun and profit is a
good idea. You just have to make sure you use the right tool. Just like
we have muzzel loader and bow seasons, we would should have special laws
for what you can use for what kind of scum.
I think that abusive parents would be chains with hooks (ala Hellraiser:
Inferno). I mean, a gun would just be too quick, and there is the
posibility that the hunter would chicken out if the first shot wasn't a
kill, one quick stop at the hospital and he's back on his feet. The chains
with hooks however would leave a really big ugly set of scars, and not to
mention rip lots of muscles and tendons, so even if you decide to stop
after the first hit, he's still screwed for life. Well, either that or one
of those cock-blades (ala Seven) on a German Shepard that's jacked up on
viagra and PCP.
Heck, I may even start watching hunting shows on TNN if they were like
that... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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DevilBunny
Member   Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 02:56 PM |
Wow, why the hell is oral sex illegal in Florida - that seems sort of
surreal for the law to tell you what sort of sex is legall or not... ahh,
the US of A 
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DarkMistress
Member  Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 03:01 PM |
I think that we should get to kick the shit out of someone who says we're
ugly because we ''arent tan and don't wear enough color." That way they
can be ugly for a while(my rant for the day). I agree with the sexual
predator thing..but I don't think the legal driving age should be 14. I'm
still shakey on the rider-lawnmower don't put me behind the wheel of a car.
I can just see the accident rate going up. My sister is 17 and she's got
a 1984 cadillac that luckily she hasn't banged up too bad, not like the
lumina..eh... She's a pretty responsible driver except for two speeding
tickets. My brother on the other hand, got his license revoked until the
end of the school quarter because they found cigarettes in his car (he's
16) on his lunch break. I don't know what I think about the hunting idea.
Deer..would seriously over-populate and die because of disease.
I don't like to see fox hunted for sport no matter how old a tradition that
is. It's wasteful to take the tail and throw the body (without ANY thanks
what-so-ever because people are ungrateful assholes) into the woods. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 03:08 PM |
| I'ts impossible to expect teens 13 and up to not be ignorant. I went to a
birthday party with a whole bunch of christians who are very closed-minded
about a lot of things..so I could atleast take comfort in the fact that I'm
not quite as ignorant as that....hey bettie we could have had matching
tattoos! hehe..bad idea.. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 03:29 PM |
| I think I've mentioned this one before, but it's relevant to the why are
blowjobs illiegal in Florida quetion. In California, sodomy is illegal, now
before you start snickering and making lube jokes, I got bored one day and
looked up both the fact that sodomy was illegal, and then for shits and
giggles, I looked up the legal definition of sodomy as it applied to said
law. It was in the same big tome anyway. I'm paraphrasing here, but the law
as stated in california defines sodomy as "Any sexual activity not intended
for procreation" So not only are anal and oral sex illegal in California.
but so is safe sex, hand jobs, two teenagers rubbing against each other
through their clothes, and if you want to be a stickler, any form of
intercourse not occurring during those crucial three days of ovulation...go
figure. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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Alugarde
Member  Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 04:53 PM |
Shadow, I could be wrong, but I'm guessing that the reason you want to
lower the driving age to 14 is because you yourself are 14? And if so,
doesn't that seem a little more self-serving than purposeful? Like I said I
could be wrong on my initial assumption, just wondering.
And whats wrong with door to door salesman? Yea, theyre annoying, but
(almost) everyone needs to find a job somewhere.
And Callei, only twice a year? ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 07:14 PM |
| One reason why laws like those against sodomy get into the books is because
they actually help prosecute criminals. They are just about never used to
prosecute two consenting adults in the privacy of their own home. But when
some crusty old man makes his granddaughter felate him, it gives the courts
one more crime they can charge him with, which in turn means the pedophile
gets to stay in jail longer. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 11:58 PM |
| I could never support a law that was made just to help add another charge
to criminals. Especially one which could be used to prosecute an otherwise
innocent person. If the end is a longer prison sentance for the crusty
uncle rapist, then extend the maximum term...making a thing like
non-procreational sex illegal is just stupid. Technically, I'm illegal in
most states because of that law (snipped tubes) so if some small town cop
decided he didn't like my funny clothes and the big words I use in my
speech, he could run me in and say it was for any number of laws that were
supposedly designed to nail the criminals. Here in New Orleans the police
have a habt of arresting people for false charges and holding them for the
possible 24 hours while they "look up" the charges. Have you ever been
arrested for conspiracy to assault a cheeseburger? I haven't, but we have
friends who have. It's the same idea. Every frivolous law takes us one step
closer to the fascist state our "leaders" keep denying we live under.
____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
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-Me
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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 posted on 5/11/2002 at 04:04 AM |
Cheeseburger assault?
Now that's interseting... so is eating a cheeseburger and assault on it?...
or what if it decides to assault me?
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Merry_Widow
Fanatic  Posts: 598 Registered: 24/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 12:54 PM |
If law-makers tried to extend the maximum term, people of a different sort
would be up in arms about cruel and unusual punishment, even if it some
crusty old pervert of a father/grandfather/uncle. It's happened before,
it'll happen again.
On that note, I would like to make it legal to beat picketers who don't
know hte full extent of what they are picketing with their own damn signs. ____________________
Okay, dazzle me.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/11/2002 at 01:41 PM |
| and from this day forth, all picket signs must be made of lead... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 02:16 AM |
...strolls on in to put her three cents in for the day...
I'd legalize the following:
(1) Sex of any kind between two cohabitating adults of each least 18 years
of age, provided they are both consenting to all aspects of the sex.
(2) Complete and permanent removal of child support to a person who refuses
to cooperate with visitation or denies visitation or other contact to the
child, when it is court-ordered and there is no other reason for denial
other than the custodial parent is just doing it because he/she can get
away with it unscathed. (I feel if this would happen, then it would insure
that visitation and other contact would happen in most child custody
cases.)
(3) Mandatory sex education in school, as part of every school curriculum.
Sweden has one of the lowest teen pregnancy rates and HIV rates in the
world. If the United States would implement the sort of attitude that
Sweden displays about the openness of the discussion of sex and having
responsible sex, then we could eliminate much of the problems that result
from sexual issues in this country. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Anonymous
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posted on 6/11/2002 at 04:40 PM |
1- Most drugs would be legal.
2- Gay/lesbien marrige. Really, I don't see what the problem is,
considering how "secular" our government is...
3-There would be "Natural Selection Licenses" which allowed cerain people
to take natural selection into their own hands.
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 07:09 AM |
I just had to make the number of views 420 - for obvious reasons! The
annoying thing is, as soon as anyone reads this, it won't be 420 anymore!
 Oh well. I
had fun. Kind of. Can you tell I'm bored?
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GothicSpanks
Coward   Posts: 8 Registered: 11/8/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 06:16 PM |
i would say its legal to act like an idiot, because thats what i do and i
always get blamed for being what i am
i wouldnt say i would want to make drugs legal...because i have seen some
effects and i wouldnt say that they are good. *sulks in corner* im such a
loser... ____________________
X_x Demented x_X
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/1/2003 at 06:29 PM |
TO xaos' comment of all picket signs be made of lead....
My addition to that is "then must be eaten in their entirety by said
picketers without exception".
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Schizo
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 897 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/1/2003 at 07:21 PM |
Does that mean, if I want to picket anonymous posters, I'll have to eat my
lead signs?
I like the lead signs idea, but not the eating them. Definitely, way too
many people picket things that should never be picketted, and making it
more difficult for them may help them get their panties out of a wad, or at
least keep them wadded in the privacy of their own homes. But there are
some things that do deserve picketting, so those who are dedicated enough
to brave those heavy lead signs should not be punished for doing so by
experiencing the negative effects of ingesting high quantities of lead.
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Squire-of-Gothos
Fanatic  Posts: 206 Registered: 1/1/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/1/2003 at 10:04 PM |
| I don't think hunting should be banned, at least hunting for food. Hunting
for sport disgusts me, I never kill more than I plan on eating or frezzing,
and I keep most of the skins. I'm a bow hunter, and I practice primitve
hunting. I've got a long bow and wooden arrows like the Indians did (Its
actually an English long bow so its more along the lines of Robin Hood) .
Essentialy this means I'm walking around (not up in some stand, with
feeders and decoys, which I never liked) and If I see a dear, I shoot at
it. Mind you, I can't really shoot more than 25 or 30 yards effectively,
which is pretty close. This gives an animal, with an advanced sence of
smell and hearing, a big advantage. Now I personally think this is the
farest way to eat meat. If you buy beef, your putting money into an
industry that breeds animals for the slaughter, feeds them hormones, locks
then in metal boxes, lines them up and cracks them in the head. They have
no chance. They will always die. They are tortured. My dears and hogs, they
have a damn good chance of getting away. Hunting for sport is pretty evil,
but not all hunting is. sorry, got a little carried away. ____________________
“The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
Faulkner
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