Mutant_Duckie
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 07:03 PM |
drugs
prostitution
lower the concenting adult age to 16 ____________________
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QUACK!
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DarkMistress
Member  Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 08:25 PM |
I'd make cencorship illegal.
I would make it legal to walk across the wisconsin border with a duck on
your head.
I would also make it legal to take a picture of a rabbit from January to
April in Wyoming even if you don't have a liscense.
I think teens should be able to fire a teacher/principal due to racial
discrimination and gender discrimination since discipline on that doesn't
seem to take effect in my school, but *only* if you have a BETTER
teacher/principal/person who knows what their doing lined up to do the
job.
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"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 08:31 PM |
I'd also make it legal for monkeys to ride the bus after ten in texas.
Yes..these seemingly moronic laws are in effect. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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Sticupus
Fanatic   Posts: 254 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/11/2002 at 09:51 PM |
Sodomy- Illegal in Florida and many other states: this includes oral sex.
Ability to lawfully object to the selective service act and not
participate.
Ability to use the ole' guillotine on bureaucrats who are our governors and
senators who take away basic rights like voting and free sexuality.
One full year of required human sexuality class in high school (this
includes relationship philosophy, discussion on masturbation, foreplay,
intercourse, alternative sexual orientations, courting etc....) My health
teacher preached abstinence until marriage, but gays can't marry. She
failed to address this issue, (at an art school mind you all) and acted
like homosexuals simply do not exist. She was on top of her blatant
ignorance, a 40+ year old virgin- fuck her
Besides, I think people are on average, really bad at sex and sexuality-
especially intimacy and emotions. If we had the proper education in sex,
like math and English, there would be 'some' improvement....
My favorite thing is when I say “Labia” in conversation to a bunch of
high school girls, they think it is an ingredient in their expensive
shampoo, right next to the jojoba and jasmine. or when I say “Glans” to a
bunch of guys and they think I'm talking about their skin.
(Imagine these people having sex: It would be like singing without knowing
the words)
Oh well, off on a rant... ____________________
The OBOLISK is Divine.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic  Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/11/2002 at 02:25 AM |
| isn't the use of the guillotine an act of violence? I thought you were
against that... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/11/2002 at 06:43 AM |
I think beating a midget to a bloody pulp in public would be a good one,
but thats just me...
Reactive Violence,
Legalized Revenge...
I like the Dueling idea...thats cool...
Legalize guns, explosives, genetically enhanced hamsters the size of
buicks with cybernetic rocket enhancement and those cute lil' pudgy cjeeks
filled with armed hand grenades (awww...lookit his' puffy wil'
cheekies...)
And I think Squatter's rights should universally be legalized...
Why buy a house and pay all that money if you can just force someone else
out of it...
To tell you the truth, there aren't many laws I do like...
I think Anarchy with a smaller population would do nicely... ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/11/2002 at 11:09 AM |
I don't think kids should be punished for fighting back.
I'd make underage drinking legal.
You should be able to get a tattoo/piercing at any age without parental
consent.
I'd make throwing ashes of a consecrated body into the ocean legal (your
body IS natural and wouldn't it be the same as drowning in the ocean as you
deteriorate anyway?)
There would be a very strict punishment for animal abuse *thinks of the
poor bat and her asshole science teacher*
Gun rights should NOT be debated.
____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/11/2002 at 07:10 PM |
Well Darkmistress, if we alloud tatoos and peircings at any age, then we'd
have a lot more poeple with stupid tatoos on their faces.
I know how I would look if I did what I thought was cool when I was six.
And I have a pretty good idea of how much that would cost to fix today.
I think that parental consent is a good thing actually. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/11/2002 at 12:56 AM |
Xaos, thank you 
Stic, mandatory and COMPLETE sex ed would be ideal. Maybe someday.
And Darkmistress, hey, it's your idea to do it...but I'm telling you
sister...sheesh. I have seen some fucked up ideas that kids have come up
with...and if I had HALF the tattoos I wanted when I was a teenager
*shudders at the thought*
Face it, teenage years are a burgeoning time of change and finding out who
you are...really think it's smart to allow kids to permanently mark their
bodies while going through a phase? Hell I'm almost 23 and each and every
one of my tattoos was AGONISED over for at least 6 months before I went to
a shop with an artist that I scrutinizeed for talent, ability, cleanliness,
and personality. Because each and every one of these skin and ink works
are with me FOREVER.
Know what I hear from kids? Aw man, if I hate it in a few years I"ll just
have it taken off. WTF?! They have NO desire to learn what it is, how
it's done, and the impact it has on your life...like the day or two of ink
"illness", the healing time. Most kids can't even walk a dog, let alone
take care of the artistic equivalent of roadrash. And it's bad enough that
I get adults who come in and say "hey I wanna get a tattoo today, I'm
bored..hey that sticker looks neato, gimme that I'm gonna have him tattoo
that."
Okay okay okay I'll shut up I promise I swear, stick a needle in my eye (as
long as you're liscenced, trained, and legal).
Done.
I would lower the drinking age to 18 tho...and have mandatory classes
through all four years of highschool on "responsible drinking education"
and a liscence law that from the age of 16-25 if you are caught drunk
driving you lose your priveledges COMPLETELY until you're 30.. Hell, in
iceland if the cops see you and even THINK that you're THINKING about
driving, they can bust you for "intent to drive drunk" which is WORSE than
an american DUI...as well as abstinence from drinking education..but if you
only teach abstinence then you aren't teaching those that don't WANT be
abstinent about RESPONSIBLE drinking. You can have sex responsibly, and
you can drink responsibly.
Ugh, enough. Speaking of drinking, I got a bottle of cheap vodka callin my
name...right through the freezer door...little bastard is
insistent...man... ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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callei
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/11/2002 at 07:15 AM |
open season twice a year on sex offenders. some times we need to see the
monster die.
the public school system revamped to make it a place of learning instead of
a babysitter.
parenting licenses and a sane system to remove unwanted kids before the
damage is too bad.
legalization of faith instead of religion.
decriminalize sex, youth, and school. if we teach our young that they can
do things, they will, like be happy.
decriminalization of porn/erotica and criminalization of violence. if kids
want to look at sexy pics, either there is something wrong ALREADY or they
are hitting puberty. if they want to look at violent pics, again, either
something is ALREADY wrong or they are exibiting normal monkey curiosity.
lets find out if they are OK, not ban the ways that they show us they
arent.
remove governement kickbacks from dying industries. there was a time when
buggy whips were very important to transport and a little government help
to make sure the wood and leather were abundant was a good thing. but then
came cars. lots of other industries are dying slow deaths when a faster one
would be more beneficial both now and later to us all.
free, appropriate, and non preduducial therapy for the asking. this is a
time of rapid and radical change in our society and we could all use
someone to talk to every now and then.
simplify adoptions
male birth control pills. they are out there, safer than femal pills, but
STILL not on the market, after 15 years, because (and i read this in a
medical review) ' men cant be trusted to take them regularly'.
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Shade
Fanatic  Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/11/2002 at 07:33 AM |
| I'm still in favor of putting the male birth control pills in the drinking
water, the newest version they have is based on the salmonella virus, you
can't really overdose on it, and all it does is make the body reabsorb
sperm rather than eject it at the point of ejaculation. If we chemically
steralize the male populace and make a neutralizer available only to those
who pass basic parenting tests(male or female), then you kill two birds
with one stone. Sex is still dangerous as hell, but you're not adding fresh
faces to the mix unless people are proveably willing to take care of them.
And if it's the woman taking the test then she undeniably is stationg she
wants the kids, same for the male. Married couples have to both pass the
test as it is implied that they will be raising the child together. ____________________
It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me
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DarkMistress
Member Posts: 170 Registered: 6/6/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/11/2002 at 10:37 AM |
okay forget the tattoo idea lol
yeah..i'd have a tattoo that said "too cool" with a heart around
it..lol...no...that's bad.. Sorry I haven't woken up yet..or gone to sleep
yet.. ____________________
"Pity no one was there
No angels in the air
And the morning paper ran
One more suicide"
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Alugarde
Member  Posts: 185 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/11/2002 at 10:25 PM |
| I would definitely ban hunting of any kind. Anyone who can go out and shoot
an animal FOR SPORT needs to be shot in the foot and/or hand. ____________________
l33t is the bastard cousin of contractions.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 12:21 AM |
As much as I hate hunting, at leat most "sportsmen" have the cajones to
look their kill in the eye, and use what they kill.
If the american public had to kill what they ate, the meat industry, to
make a bad bad pun, would be DEAD.
As for population control, if we'd exercise a little population controll of
our own, we wouldn't be invading much needed wild land and natural
predators...if we stopped eliminating/encroaching on natural predators,
then there wouldn't be population problems.
Ahem.
Callei, I think I lke your laws best so far....by far.
And to darmistress, yes, I too wanted an "I am cool" tattoo with a heart
and dagger once *snicker* and that darlin dear is why there is a tattoo age
limit *grin* ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 07:26 AM |
I'm all for hunting here. We tend to have major Deer problems in PA
anytime they start restricting hunting. This of course gives a boost to
the car industry, since most of the deer wind up on the side of the road
next to whatever they managed to break off of the car when they got hit.
Another law I would introduce would give every house an assualt riffle of
their choosing, and every child at the age of 12 would recieve a can of
mace. At 16 they would recieve a specially designed bat that would fit
nicely under the seat of their car, and at the age of 25, they would be
issued a stun baton. I would also have weapon saftey taught in schools,
and would enforce inspections of the rifle given to the household to ensure
that it is in proper working order. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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shadow_in_the_darkness
Occasional Poster   Posts: 15 Registered: 4/11/2002 Status: Offline
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 posted on 4/11/2002 at 09:55 AM |
Let's see..... I'd make:
1) it legal to drive barefooted
2) it legal to drink wine at any age without parental consent, you just
cannot drink so much that you become drunk
3) this government PURE capitalism, there would be no restrictions on what
you can buy and sell, there would only be restrictions on how you can use
those things you have
4) child abuse = death
5) the driving age lowered to 14
6) public nudity legal
7) public sex legal
8) censorship illegal
9) door-to-door salespersons/advertisers/sponsors/etc. illegal
10) drugs legal
11) ignorance illegal past the age of 13  ____________________
I have one big yellow furry monkey ball.....yellow furry monkey
ball.........yellow...*slaps self* oh forget it, its useless, they'll never
understand.....
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 10:22 AM |
Sure lets let kids drive as soon as they can afford to buy the car and pay
the insurance. why not? Just because they are hormonally unstable, lacking
motor co-ordination (no pun intended), and tend to have the attention spans
of drunk gnats? That happens to be true for most adults too.
Instead lets make driving tests FAR more difficult. Lets make them as hard
or harder than the ones in Europe. Lets make it cost EVEN more to play with
that rather expensive death toy. 194 car pile-ups might be less common were
we to be more careful about who we let drive in the first place.
I dont want to die because you, or anyone else for that matter, is doing
thier eyeliner, shaving, talking on thier phone, and drving all at once.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 11:17 AM |
I think that there should be two sets of roads.
One set for people that can drive good. And one for those that know that
the left pedal is the break and the right is the gas. That way, the people
who know how to drive wouldn't have to put up with the average dumbass.
That, and you wouldn't be able to just renew you're liscense, you should
have to get back behind the wheel with a tester so he can evaluate you're
driving. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 01:15 PM |
I don't understand that driving barefoot thing. I THINK I know why it's
illegal, but I'm not sure, so I don't wanna sound like an idiot. MY friend
always wears sandals...she's either in sandals or barefoot, and she'd keep
her sandlas right by her feet in case she got pulled over to slip them back
on. She HATED driving with shoes. I think(I'm probably wrong) that it's
illegal because shoes give your feet added support and control when working
the pedals, especially the brake pedal. Ever have to suddenly jam the
breakes not wearing shoes? I think I know why now *snicker* It hurts and
it's not as effective as slamming on the pedal wearing shoes.
*Screeeech*
As for driving age 14....uhm, wouldn't you have to be able to see over the
dashboard?
ANd I know tons of kids that turned 16 and would have benifited by being
forced to wait a couple more years....they get this new freedom, some
(most) parents get them these suped up hotrod lookin death ships and they
drive like complete assholes. At 16. I'd hate to see what happens when a
pissed off hormonally imbalanced jackass who can barely see over the wheel
gets on the road and decides that I'm going too slow (which is usually at
least 5 over the limit *guilty*). 90% of the too close for comfort traffic
altercations I've had were with...yup...16 year olds in brand new zipper
cars who think they're the shit. I had my first new car that was my 18th
birthday/graduation present 100% totalled three weeks after I got it by a
shithead 16 year old driver in his parents van who decided to pass a
stopping SCHOOLBUS with it's LIGHTS ON at an INTERSECTION doing 45 in a
30mph zone, just as I had done the lookright-lookleft-lookright-and go and
pulled out onto the road. After my smoking spinning car came to a halt, I
woke up and got out of the smoke filled interior, totally stunned with a
bloody nose and split lip and smashed arm (nothing broken and if it hadn't
been for the airbag, and if I had been going the speed limit instead of
just getting onto the road and accellerating I'd have been dead) his
response was "Look who hit me!"
Plus, I worked with the asshole.
IF you're going to do anything with the driving age/ability, either RAISE
it or make the tests HARD. How can you NOT pass driver's ed? It's a joke,
all the tests are open book. YOu look at the question and look up the
answer in the three page large type chapter before it. My sister failed
her driving test three times. THen passed. She was in four accidents (her
fault) in as many years.
When I turned 16 I was given one of my dad's DIESEL jacked up ford trucks.
It was safe and it was hard to do over 60 in it. Hell, my friends used to
tell I was near because of the engine rumble. Then they'd see the top of a
blonde head, two hands way up on the wheel and nothing else *snicker*
The next car I had was an 82 supra that shook when you got up to 60. WOuld
not do over 65. My dad's way of insuring I couldn't speed...that bad, that
is...
C still has my vote for open season on sexual predators. ____________________
Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/11/2002 at 01:15 PM |
Callei, I totally freaking agree...'specially on the open season for child
abusers. I would absolutely love to take out one of those scumbags...not
being able to sometimes just makes me froth at the mouth.
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In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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