Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/2/2007 at 01:40 PM |
At this very moment before I have to go to work.
Hi, how are you.
On a related note, caught my neighbor stealing my mail the other day. Since
I get nothing that can remotely be used for identity theft (The various
things I get are held under a variety of alias' and psuedonyms) I decided
to have a little fun.
I took a handsaw to his mailbox and buried it in my front yard, my wife and
two of my friends dressed in our blackest blacks and held a funeral
mourning it's passing. Since the poor thing must have obviously died at
some point if he believed his mail was getting mixed in with mine.
Guy actually had the balls to threaten me, which hilarious in and of itself
gave me a chance to vent a little. I explained to him in my most serious
and dour voice (No smiling though god knows I wanted to) that if he dared
ever threaten me again I wouldn't bother with a eulogy for the next funeral
I would hold, nor would I restrain from actually going through all the
troublesome work required to report and prosecute someone for identity
theft.
Never had a man apologize stumble over his own apologies so fast.
I'm currently planning on hiesting a Moses outfit from my mother-in-laws
church and throwing alka seltzer tablets at his door.
Any interesting battles from you lot? ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/3/2007 at 02:02 PM |
Ha ha ha! Foolish importer of veneral disease, yor toys are weak! I shall
grab yor ankles and stretch yor anus over a canister of freon gas. Yor
teeth will free yor tongue and yor eyes will explode from their sockets as
I unleash the freeziness into yor large intestine. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/3/2007 at 12:07 AM |
No... I am not...
*quietly puts away his things*
sorry for getting your hopes up ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2007 at 09:34 PM |
*takes a seat beside dead-cell* screw em. no rules from now on *pulls out a
joint* any one wana toke? ____________________ fucking classy. |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/3/2007 at 09:19 PM |
Ohh! I can’t believe it; a naked Dolo and Squid clash after all… and what
is this Ferals getting into the mix too! I feel happier than Caligula in
Neverland! This makes such a great early birthday present. Oh, and
Pale-face there is plenty of room to sit by me (deviously grinning). Let
the games begin! ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/3/2007 at 08:47 AM |
Laughs manically... bring it boyish maid of doomcookies! you will beg for
crumbs at my feeet, before this is all over!
Your badgers are nothing.... fear my wolveringe high on agnel dust!
I also bring my sodmotron 5000 and a small child full of oreo cookies and
coca-cola, shaken, not stirred... ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/3/2007 at 02:14 AM |
*takes stock of all the goings on and finds herself oddly excited*...*winks
over at DK* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 10:47 PM |
I WILL GRAUNCH YOUR BRAIN HOLE WITH MY HOLY PISTON OF LOBATOMIC
JESUSERY!!
And screw chainsaw and a flamethrower, combine em, get a Flamesaw and a
duck.
I am the shadowy gloom of yer netherberries, I am the worm in the apple,
the brown in your gaucamole, the pop-up ad on your browser and the surprise
old lady in your girly mag.
I AM THE END OF THE WATER BUFFALO AND MY GAUNTLET IS CAST.
Fear my six badgers tied to a weewhacker, BWAAAAAAAAAH
I come for you! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 05:59 PM |
Oh, I see...the midget Kraken is scared of the swamp rat! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 04:47 PM |
*Gets confused and loses 2 points.* ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 03:00 PM |
You gonna take that Feral? ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 02:23 PM |
No Feral, I was speaking to that fucking sailor who done got himself
wedded. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 01:39 PM |
fuck that face... you are not the arena hazzard... *hands you a 25 inch
double ended dildo, one cna of sqeezy cheeze, a football ehlmet filled with
tobasco sauce, and a ream of naked photos of yule brenner* ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 09:58 AM |
*finds a black and white striped shirt* i'll be the ref. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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Domkitten
Fanatic Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/3/2007 at 03:52 AM |
Alright *I'm gonna sit next to Starlight so I can cope a feel in the
excitement* I'm tossing in midgets and Korean girls (they eat squid), let
the games begin!
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2007 at 11:45 PM |
this has gotten so good, so quickly. ____________________ fucking classy. |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2007 at 04:31 PM |
are you challenging me? LOL... *whips out a pot of rice, a sheaf of sea
weed, a bottle of soy and some wasabi... let's go you boneless freak! ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/3/2007 at 07:24 AM |
Woot! *takes up a ring-side seat and tosses some marshmallows into the area
(although I'm not quite sure why)...and waits for the action to begin* ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've
never
tried before." ~Mae West
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/3/2007 at 01:30 PM |
Lick my balls so I can smack yoo across the face with my dick, yoo rancid
suppository.
Yoo want some of this shit? Come and fucking get it! ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else
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die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/3/2007 at 06:30 AM |
no... the boiler and the steam venting are just FX ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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