I seem to live in an area populated by townies. If you donīt know what
townies are then youīre very lucky. I think the most accurate description I
can give is īpeople who are prejudiced, bigotted, extremely violent and
dress entirely in Kappa / Adidas.ī If you donīt look like them then you
stand a very good chance of being beaten up.
My boyfriend has had his nose broken. (Heīll have to ahve an operation when
heīs eighteen.) A friend was beaten up *in school* and ended up with two
black eyes and numerous other bruises. My best friend and her now
ex-boyfriend were assaulted at the back of a bus while the bus driver did
nothing. They both had to go to hospital for x-rays.
The police donīt do anything. The teachers wonīt do anything. I canīt do
anything, or at least, I donīt know what I can do - thus the purpose of
this topic - suggestions would be very very gladly recieved. If anyone has
any ideas of how incidents like I mentioned above could be avoided then I
would be very grateful to hear them.
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 07:19 PM
The right tools make any job easy, and as Machivelli said, cripple your
opponents indefinitely or they will come back to haunt you. An incomplete
job is the worst kind.
I personally like sliding the spoke between each knuckle joint in a hand,
it makes it so they can barely make a fist without feeling severe pain.
Strike first and hardest, or strike second and kill/cripple.
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 05:47 PM
Tearing someone apart literally, isnīt really all that difficult, you just
have to know where to hit, right Comedian?
As for martial arts, the two I offer up are basic Jeet Kun Do, which is a
serious ass-kicker when you do it right, and of all things...fencing.
I fenced for a little over three years...you can do a remarkable amount of
damage with a sharpened straw.
And running away, is never...ever...an option.
Sometimes pride is all we have.
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 04:47 PM
ok comedian.. NOW your scaring me..
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 05:59 AM
I am not an angry of virulent man, for both of those methods employ sloppy,
almost haphazard standards. I am a professional man.
The part I forgot about the shoulder blade is that it makes it real hell to
throw a punch of write for quite a while. People whom you do this to on
the non-dominant may never recover simply because they refrain from using
the muscle groups.
Also, you can tear off the upper eyelid with very little work, which
neither damages the cornea or any of the eye, so it remains in tact and
fucntional, but can prove to be an annoyance for them cleaning eyepatches,
rubbing eyes with wet handkerchiefs, etc.
Also, sliding the spoke along just under the skin from the area of skin
between the big toe and smaller toe up to the ankle can create severe
walking and running pains almost indefinitely.
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posted on 7/7/2002 at 12:18 AM
comedian.. ill have to remember that.. THANKS (may come in
VEEEERRRRRYYYY useful *evil eyes everyone within 5 feet...*
beware muahahahaha
sorry.. im ok
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 09:51 AM
Comedian: Wow. I donīt know if I want to ask how you know all of that!
Remind me never to piss you off, mmkay?
Bettie: Donīt even talk to me about mood disorders!! :roll:
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posted on 6/7/2002 at 12:12 AM
DO what all professionals do: carry a bicycle spoke and a lighter.
After you knock the perp out you heat the sharpened bicycle spoke under the
lighter until you think itīs hot as itīs gunna get. Then, systematically
perform acupuncture on certain glands in their bodies. By stabbing just
above the groin area and tilting downwards in towards the base of their
tailbone, you can easily puncture their prostate gland, ensuring that
arousal and urination become extremely painful experiences for them.
Lifting up the left arm and impaling inwards above the ribcage can easily
puncture the heart and cause massive damage to the heart and incur death
from loss of blood in about 14 minutes.
Sliding the spoke between the bone of the knee and the kneecap can cause
quite a bit of damage and keep them off that leg for quite a while, as well
as cause severe joint pains for the rest of their lives.
Sliding the bicycle spoke under the shoulderblade and out the other
side(moving up to down) can damage several muscle groups quite easily with
little effort.
The rest is up to you.
Yup *wink*
Especially one with a MOOD disorder He he...
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posted on 5/7/2002 at 04:20 AM
"if you emabrrass some dumb guy by kicking his arse, heīll want to show you
heīs tough by bringing along some friends to kick your ass"
Yeah, I know what you mean. I want to be able to stand up for myself in a
fight, but not to the point where I keep getting in fights because they
know that Iīll fight back. I suppose I need to find a way of showing the
townies that Iīm not going to put up with their shit, without seeimg like
Iīm īasking forī a fight.
Iīve never heard of Shuai Chiao before, I guess Iīll have to look into
that, see if there are actually any places nearby which teach it.
As to having a ībig scary manī on my arm, I guess itīs not such a bad
thing. ;-) It certainly has itīs merits.
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posted on 4/7/2002 at 10:07 PM
yeah, try Shuai Chiao (one of the oldest and easiest to learn forms of
Chinese martial arts). It can be very effective and since the goal of it
is to gain control of your opponent, you can choose to either just disable
them (in an embarrasing way) or to fuck up their world. Most Shaolin Kung
Fu places teach it and itīs pretty simple and useful.
Meat-heads suck and they know it, therefore they always feel they have
something to prove. The problem with using violence, however, is that it
almost always escalates - if you emabrrass some dumb guy by kicking his
arse, heīll want to show you heīs tough by bringing along some friends to
kick your ass, etc, ad nauseum.
Hey, thereīs NOTHING wrong with a big scary man on your arm. I should
know! Nobody messes with me when Iīm out with the hubby *snicker*
Not that I"m not a big girl and canīt take care of my own self, but itīs
nice
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posted on 3/7/2002 at 02:37 AM
Heh heh, martial arts... I used to do Tae Kwon Do, but I completely sucked
at it! I quit just before my second grading because I had exams to do.
:cry: ::Shrugs:: I think I just wasnīt designed to martially kick arse.
As for finding about about the laws, Im definitely going to look into
that... I really do need to find out some things, such as what constitutes
harassment etc...
Pathetic though it is, I personally have a modicum of protection from the
fact that Iīm dating the guy that the townies think is the īhardestī out of
our group. Thatīs sort of sad really, my only protection being the person
Iīm in love with. At least he gets to be chivalrous!
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Ah, thought you meant schoolbus...
This is the reason Iīve avoided public transportation at all costs.
This is all bullshit, regardless of what the cops/school/fed system says.
Senior beat night? Fuck that! In the US there is a LAW against hazing of
new initiates to fraternaties or of anyone into any club including
highschool (the mother fucker of ALL clubs in life). Search and see if
such a rule exists in your country.
Self defense in most cases is your only option. So learn to kick the shit
out of things. The problem with martial arts or any other "deadly"
training such as boxing, kickboxing, or karate (and other forms of martial
arts) is that if you assault (in defense or otherwise) anyone without
alerting them of the fact that you are "trained to kill" and you fuck them
up, you can be held libel to their injuries whether or not you instigated
the confrontation. On the lucky side, saying "I have to warn you Iīve been
trained in _________" to most idiots is a direct challenge or a challenge
of their manhood, making them eager to make an ass out of you and your
stupid "karatee" and then you can proceed to bootfuck them without
liability.
You need to do some legal research as to what your country says your rights
are, and what you can do about it and who you can turn to.
Before you kick ass, RESEARCH. Knowledge is your edge, a nice absorbent
brain, and quick wits.
Good luck
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posted on 2/7/2002 at 02:50 AM
Thanks for all the input. Let it be known
that I am now investing in a pair of steel toed DMīs. ::Evil grin::
As for fucking with their expectations, like Dolo said, I think that having
a girl actually stand up to them would be a pretty big shock!
Bettie - My friend wasnīt beaten up on the back of a school bus, just a
regular public service bus (with other passengers on it). When her mother
found out they called up the bus company and they told her that the driver
had radioed in about īa disturbanceī (bullshit, he did nothing, not unless
he waited till they were off the bus to do it) and that the company has a
policy of not putting itīs drivers in danger. Meaning they excused him for
doing nothing. Would yelling at the guy to get off the bus have really put
him in *that* much danger???
Anyway, thanks again guys!
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darkness_of_shadows
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 08:18 PM
ok know what you have to do? we have the same problem here in wisconsin
*sigh* it may be a bit ..uhhh.. (cant think right now) more subtle.. but
it still happens.. what i did to avoid it (and yes contrary to popular
belief you CAN in fact avoid it..) is intimidate them.. not face to face
but have a good record.. i dont mean be a goody goody cuz thatll only make
it worse but if you get in a fight.. make it a good one.. or defend a
friend to someone you know you can beat or whatever
speaking female to female i know what your going through.. my school has
this thing called senior hell night where every senior who wishes gets to
beat the shit out of someone while there friends hold them back.. no way to
escape it right? wrong. join a group that you wouldnt normally join
(wrestle or do martial arts.. fence something like that) and make it
known..
it works if you let it
good luck with your townie problem
if nothing else give them the EVIL EYE!!!! :evil:
:grin: :grin:
:-o
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 07:25 PM
One of the more fun and interesting ways of getting rid of people like that
is fucking with their expectations. When someone decides to pick on someone
else, they are expecting one of two things, either kicking them down the
domination totem pole, or getting into a physical altercation...both of
these things they are expecting...so choose option C. Go off the wall and
do something completely random...my favorite is just screaming at the top
of your fucking lungs and then becoming almost comatosely quiet.
All in all though...I hate to say it, but sometimes you have to lower
yourself to their level a certain degree...take the war to them. The
difference between "them" and "Us" is that our brains occasionally juice up
and churn out some nifty shit. Use it...violence doesnīt solve everything,
but creative acts of inhumanity and vicious wrath can solve a hell of a lot
more problems than people realize.
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Be the weiner dog to their meeter maid....the pimple right before prom.
Cops usually wonīt do shit the next time if they didnīt the first, so fight
back! Like the mighty weinerdog, in the wrong circumstance, can be as
terrifying as a pitbull.
If your friends were beaten on a school bus and the driver did nothing,
have them sue the school district. The drivers arenīt blind/deaf/impotent
ferriers of bodies to and fro...they are there to do that and to PROTECT
you. You are THEIR responsibility when you are on their bus, so make them
own up to it.
And the "alternateen" crowd isnīt just being accepted as a bonafide
"group", I even once saw an inkling of thinking theyīre actually
PEOPLE...with RIGHTS! preposterous!
*shakes head* at least itīs good to know that not ALL the assbackwards
retards live in america exclusively...
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 04:24 PM
It doesnīt matter how big they are, how tough, and strong and cool...
In the end, meaner than hell beats stronger than shit.
Next time something like that happens, play smart...play vicious, and play
for keeps.
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posted on 1/7/2002 at 02:16 PM
Yeah, I am in the UK. The police force seems to be oblivious to what the
townies do, the guy who assaulted my friend on the bus had just been
released from prison... you think the cops did anything? It was a *guy* as
well - they seems to have no qualms about hitting girls.
Itīd be great to īget medievalī on them... they wouldnīt know what hit
them! (Literally... they arenīt exactly know for their high IQīs)
Sometimes the girls can be the worst... itīs really annoying to be called a
whore by someone who could be mistake for a hooker if she wore a little
*less* makeup! Very bitchy of me, I know.
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