Xaoswolf
Fanatic   Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 09:21 AM |
ok, so now that the dogs are flaming, are they sailors, or village
people???
I am so confused... I man, Dolorosa was on fire, and he licked his own
genitals, which would make him a flaming dog sailor thing, but then I was
told that even though he is a flaming sailor, and quite probably could also
lick his own genitals, the village person, isnīt really a sailor. And I
donīt think that the dogīs are serving in the navy, nor do I think that
they could sing such catchy tunes as the village people...
My head hurts...
____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Mara
Member   Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 10:52 AM |
The dogs are the village people ..... and with enough training they`ll on
the top of charts teeny boopers will scream their names and buy their crap
and I`ll make millions MUAHHAAHAAA :lol: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Thorn
Coward   Posts: 2 Registered: 31/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 09:09 AM |
*you want theme music?? try the īGet Smartī theme, baby!*
Ok so... of course I come in on this when people are talking about dogs,
flaming sea men, and genital licking. story of my life.
yes, amidst the strangeness is me, Thorn, and since I discovered this forum
with trademark timing, Iīm going to introduce myself. Itīs polite, and all
that, and it beats hanging around the goth test sniveling forum, laughing
at people with no sense of humor. Iīm told.
I really like this place, thereīs so much to read and look at, and enough
people are around that new fresh stuff keeps coming in (donīt you hate it
when cool sites get abandoned?).
Anyway. Iīm a youngin, 21 years old, aquarius, with no direction, money, or
inspiration to do anything besides draw, paint, read, write, listen to an
ecclectic collection of music, play the guitar, and design web sites. I
donīt think I do any of these things well, but it makes me happy, and I
donīt ask people their opinions so they specifically canīt tell me I suck.
I also like to roleplay, tabletop and online. I go to ren faires a lot, but
my excuse is, Iīm a history fanatic. 14 cen Europe is my favorite time to
read up on. Black Plauge and all that, I know, wouldnīt want to live then,
but itīs still fun to study. "A Distant Mirror" ..great book about the 14
cen.
I work in a privately owned music store that sells instruments and gives
lessons.. but I now hate retail after working for a farm store. yeah, I
currently live in the country. I also hate ignorance, no sense of humor,
structure, the mall, people who always talk and never listen, michael
jackson, and anyone who says they hate something but have never experienced
it. I really donīt like middleaged farmers who wear AC/DC shirts under
their overalls and reply "Wish I was.." when I greet them with "Hi.", but I
canīt say I hate them, because Iīve never really "experienced" a farmer.
Ok, bad joke.
I currently consider myself a student of wicca, which means I read
everything about it I can, follow the religion, but havenīt been initiated
or the like. I donīt consider myself goth, because I really donīt
fit into the steryotypes or the general expected thinking (anymore). Oh,
90% of my clothes are black, and I have t-shirts dedicated to souxie and
the banshees, bauhaus, and sisters of mercy. I even listen to them. :lol:
I like a lot of bands termed "goth" and a lot of artwork, fashion, and
fiction termed "goth". but I donīt mope, Iīm not depressed, and I donīt get
very angsty. Unless pie is witheld. :wink: ____________________
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callei
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 10:00 AM |
thank you for perpetuating a stereotype!
so that would make you one of the "im not goth" goths then right? ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 01:09 PM |
| only as long as you keep the pie comming, once you try to cut her off, she
becomes a good old fashioned angsty goth. Which would make her kinda like
an Incredible Goth Hulk, "Youīre withholding my pie, you wouldnīt like me
without pie..." Then she rips out of her pants and puts on lots of makeup. ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person?
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 07:33 PM |
Hrm...FORSOOTH!  ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 08:52 AM |
| MARA HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE FORCES OF E-VIL!!! WHAT SHALL WE DO??? ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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DevilBunny
Member  Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 09:51 AM |
| Lets do simply nothing and wait for the situation to develop... if it gets
out of hand, we will only get out of her way... ____________________
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 11:00 AM |
| or borrow money ____________________
Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away.
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 01:49 PM |
*Hands callei a million dollars* :-D Enjoy!....
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE ME!!!!!!!!! IīM E-VIL :lol:
*skirts across the world light on fire and burn to ashes when she laughs*
:lol: :lol: :lol:
*jumps on private jet blasting her 6x platium dog Pop group N`woof in every
ones ears* TRY AND STOP ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Thorn
Coward Posts: 2 Registered: 31/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 9/6/2002 at 02:07 PM |
*blinks rapidly* perpetuating a steryotype? I just said I -liked- goth.. I
mean, I have a tan.. and my natural hair color.. and pink shirts. You canīt
have pink shirts and be goth, you know. Itīs just not done. Not at all.
*snicker*
Oh my, Iīm probably just sounding like a posuer or something, right? Iīm
sure. No, Iīm just me, in blue jeans and a green t-shirt. Hell, my
flip-flops have daisies on them. You read that right.
Is that wrong? *innocent eyes* ____________________
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Fallen_Spyder
Occasional Poster   Posts: 11 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 11:37 AM |
Hi.
***The Cure, Prayers for Rain***
Iīm Spyder Chrystoph Joseph Ezekyel Krawczyk... And yes, that is my name.
You can ask my parents. The only thing Iīve changed is the īyīs except in
my last name.
It appears that this thread no longer contains introductions, but I thought
that I would toss one out anyway.
Iīm 19 :-( but I still have fun anyway. Iīm...really white,
photo-sensitive (and I donīt like pictures taken of me either) and... have
bone white hair done into around 100 braids or so.
Iīm working very hard at becoming heavily tatooed (mostly spider-related
and japanese stuff) and pierced (which, unfortunately, is not cheap) at the
moment I work in an evil evil evil retail chain store and at a gay strip
club.
As a bartender.
I know what you were thinking. :grin:
I have two cats, Trent and Siouxsie, a snake, Orchid, and a spider named
Jesavendria.
Music: The Cure, 80īs Goth (Bauhaus, Siouxsie and the Banshees), Love
Spirals Downwards, Sarah McLachlan, Nine Inch Nails...
Iīm going to school for interior design and business (so I can run my own
bar.) And when I have spare time (yeah, right) I read (H.P. Lovecraft,
Poppy Z. Brite, Caitlin R. Keirnan, Anne Rice, Michael Crichton, Poe, Ray
Bradbury, Heinlein...) write (spectulative/psychological horror and poetry)
or pretend that I have artistic talent.
Yea, and play on my computer.
I have an obsession with spiders, death, and generally dark stuff.
I only label myself as goth because there isnīt anything closer to what I
am.
If I think of anything else, or for some reason you want something else,
[email protected] .
Flaming Squids? in Sailors Pants? what? who? :-?
*allows you to return to your porno music* ____________________
I have the heart of a small boy... in a jar, on my desk.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 01:42 PM |
No offense or nothing but like first grade must have been hell for you.
Teacher, "Ok class, today we are going to work on our penmanship and
alphabet. Everybody write your name."
Ten minutes later "Spyder, son, arenīt you done yet??"
What the hell... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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dead-cell
Fanatic  Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/6/2002 at 10:45 PM |
| err...umm...uhh...Hi *franticly searches for demo-tape* Oh well, im always
like the last to do these type of things. Lets see im currently in between
aspiring mad scientist (genetics feild) or slayer of all things pop, maybe
both. Otherwise im just a big slacker. Im in to anime, horror and sci-fi
books (big shocker there), and for the heck of it gaming. All time favorite
shows include Simpsons, Daria, South Park, and Kids in the Hall. As for
music Nirvana, Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, and anything else along those
lines.*Hmm what eles would they want?*...All hell I might as well tell them
im gay. Ok now how do i top that...err im an atheist....bows and runs the
hell out. Damn i need a motto. ____________________
co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me)
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 07:41 AM |
Hmmm... he likes Daria... He must be a skirt/short supporter as well... LET
THE HALLS RING OUT! LONG LIVE THE SHORT STUFF!
However, my friends, we have a problem. We have a traitor in our midst.
Mara, the fiendish little poster, has decided that shorts and skirts are
not good enough for her. She has decided that pants, the consumate evil,
are good. She has even gone so far as to decrie skirts. This will not
stand. When someone provokes another like this, action is called for.
Action of the highest degree!
And you may be wondering what sort of action this will entail. I can tell
you firstly, that it will be based on our goth methodology (sec. 3A of the
goth handbook - "Annoying Peasants")
So Mara, beware! For I am about to take action!
Specifically, I will go write an angsty poem about pants, then spend the
rest of the day in my dark room thinking about military strategys of the
Spartans.
*walks away* ____________________
Piggy's got the Conch!
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 10:36 AM |
Skirts are the one true evil! they have posined your mind Ironboots! YOU
MUST BE SAVED IRONBOOTS!
*rips ironboots` skirt off and burns it.... puts pants on him*
You must let the goodness of pants save you Ironboots!!!!!! Its the only
way!!!!!
Besides how can I be traitor if I NEVER LIKED SKIRTS!!!! SO Get your fact
straight!!!!
But since you want this little war (which I don`t see will be much of a
fight) Bring it on!!! I`m going to win cause pants are better than
skirts!!!!!!! ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 10:48 AM |
Even though I am currently wearing pants, I would happily remove them in
service of my king.(please not I said "in service of", not "to service", I
donīt want to start any nasty rumors that would endanger his throne)
I could be your naked knight on shining tricycle.
I figure if I offer this service to enough people, someone will take me up
on it. My waitress last night didnīt like it though... ____________________
Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
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Does that make me a bad person?
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Cashmere
Member Posts: 58 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 11:23 AM |
It seems that Mara has forgotten the true virtues of a lovely thing called
ACCEPTANCE. Why do you care if other people wear skirts? And besides, I
thought you LIKED evil things! :-?
If you donīt, then why do you hang around me? ____________________
"Truth is always on the move. It is always somewhere, but never in the
foreground, never on the surface."
-Franz Marc
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/6/2002 at 11:42 AM |
I don`t care about skirts...... it just fun making Ironboots spaz :-D
:lol:
And you`re not evil you good sweet and inoccent just like me! :grin: ____________________
Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with
friends
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and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/6/2002 at 02:47 AM |
Damn yoo people! Did yoo ever stop to consider how fortunate yoo are to
even HAVE legs to squabble about pants and skirts over?
When I was just a little squid, the children on the playground used to step
on my tenticles (which REALLY hurts when yoo donīt have a skeleton) and
punch mee around just because I couldnīt fit into all their anthropomorphic
designer clothes.
So do yoo know what I did? I drank milk and grew over 200 feet long to
come back and swollow them all whole!
I hope yoo learned something my little After-School-Special of a life.
Excuse mee while I release some ink. ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
-ickgirl
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