Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2002 at 07:20 AM |
You know what...just in case. I´m gonna´ start carrying around a freaking
harpoon...damn Taurus squids...and consqeuently, on the subject of
Firewood...I´ve been told multiple times, that when I die...I will burn
quite well. :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ashe
Coward Posts: 5 Registered: 22/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/5/2002 at 11:09 AM |
Okay, so I´ve posted a story and a picture, but then it occured to me that,
aside from Devin, none of you have any idea who I am. So, I´m Ashe. Soon to
be 21 (18 days baby!). Single mom of a 3 year old boy. Ubergoth,
professional brooder, semi-lead singer for the Dead Poets Society, web
master, Linux geek, book worm, and I´m beautiful and narcissitic to boot!
I´m a Gemini, so please excuse my madness. The stars made me do it. ____________________
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IamSquid
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 658 Registered: 27/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/5/2002 at 07:11 AM |
Yes, a harpoon! That would be delightful. Just like how club sandwiches
come with toothpicks!
...hmm, I don´t have teeth.
touche ____________________
i wanted to die, and then it progressed into wanting everyone else to
die so i could watch, and then me die.
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Xaoswolf
Fanatic Posts: 463 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/5/2002 at 12:12 PM |
I would have to agree that Dolorosa would burn rather well, I mean he is a
sailor after all, and ther sailor in the village people was rather flaming
wasn´t he?
____________________ Sometimes I dream about dinosaurs shopping for cargo shorts at the Gap.
Does that make me a bad person? |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 30/5/2002 at 05:05 PM |
Yes, but think about how soggy he must be! All that salt and spray... And
worshipping a sea anenome probably doesn´t help...
Its fun carrying on different conversations at once! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:15 AM |
...alright, you all are goin´ down, by virtue of my shiny new HARPOON OF
INDISCRIMINTE JUSTICE! best reco´nize!! :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 06:51 AM |
occationally you guys remind me of wet puppies; all noise and splatters and
drool and claws. its fun to watch you guys dogpile one another and to get
splattered with the jokes and jibes and sig lines.
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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MorteAscendo
Member Posts: 190 Registered: 6/5/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 09:18 AM |
Xaoswolf!!!!! How dare you confuse us Sailors with that Village person!!!!
I shall strike down apon thee with my IV POLE OF JUSTICE!!!! Dare speak
of such things is a crime!!! Mind thine tongue Xaoswolf....fair warning
:evil: ____________________ "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I". |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 10:27 AM |
Me thinks he doth protest too much?
____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 31/5/2002 at 11:50 AM |
BARK!! barkbarkbark!! yip....::slobber slobber:: yipyip
bark...woof...rowr...yip yip. ::After stating his piece, the purebreed
dolopuppy retreats into a dark corner to lick his own genitailia. Aaaah
hells yeah...) :lol: ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 09:10 AM |
I hope your commander doesn´t see that... Of course, he might be turned on,
though... That´s kinky acrobatics... *shrugs*
*whispers to the other dogs* lets get this prissy purebreed, eh? He thinks
he´s so good with a fancy ancestry and all... We´ll show him...
*five dogs (with shifty eyes so you know their evil) advance upon the
genetailia-licking Dolo*
You´re about to feel what its like to be a chew toy...
Cheers! ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/6/2002 at 10:14 PM |
*rollls up a newspaper...... smack!* Bad puppies! :-x Leave Dolo alone
:evil: ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 04:28 PM |
*one dog jumps up and grabs Mara´s newspaper and hangs off of it. The rest
advance*
Grrrr.... ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 06:18 PM |
ehh...I´ll write something tomarrow. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/6/2002 at 11:56 PM |
*grows 5 more arms with rolled up newspapers and smacks the other dogs* BAD
PUPPIES!!!! :evil: ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
and
boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 06:11 AM |
*the dogs magically split into two when hit*
*They continue advancing*
(c´mon, I had to think of something to keep these dogs going! ) ____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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Mara
Member Posts: 161 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 07:24 AM |
*sets dogs on fire and hides Dolo in secret room*
sorry dog lovers :-) ____________________ Alot of people have good stories that take place at a lake with friends
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boats and noodle salad just not anyone here |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 10:09 AM |
We’d actually eat the doggies, should we be in Korea.
Mmmm, delicious...
By the way, have You all noticed that lately these forums seem to be filled
with some very freakish, yet funny conversation? Is that the effect of a
coming summer, or what?
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 05:13 AM |
No, its just the magical combination of the posts of the four powers:
Dolorosa, myself, Xaoswolf, and (recently) Iamsquid. With the help of other
powers (which I didn´t name because I´m too lazy to search the forums for
the posts...) WE TRANSMUTE THE SHMENG INTO FUZZY SHMENG!!!
´cause we all know that fuzzy things make us giggle like little girls...
____________________ Piggy's got the Conch! |
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 06:46 AM |
Yeah!! Long Live Skirts!!
Uuuu... fuzzy things... makes me think of one thing... :grin: ____________________
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