DevilBunny
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posted on 4/6/2002 at 01:34 AM |
So what do you call someone who wears romantic frilly shirts, long coats
and velvet skirts and DOES speak with a foregin accent...? ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/6/2002 at 11:30 AM |
Well, for most people to whom english is a second language, the accent
factor is null and void(unless you´re english or australian or canadian or
something..then it´s regional...like my redneck twang that comes out when
I´m angry or drunk)
Soooooo you´d be a frilly foreigner (if you´re in the states or out of your
country) or just plain frilly or "romantic" in your hometown.
the plot thickens... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Shade
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posted on 4/6/2002 at 11:40 PM |
Frilly shirts, long coats, velvet skirts...that would make you a [insert
nationality here] fashion goth, the accent is only a determining factor if
it´s faked. That, of course, is not to say that a real accent won´t get you
laid nine times out of ten, but if it´s real it doesn´t really factor into
classification other than nationality. Like I´d be a [confused] umm,
something-goth...technically I´m american, but I watch too much
british/irish comedy for my glottal stops and I´ve never been able to
determine what kind of goth I am for longer than five minutes... ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
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doyouhearthevoicestoo?
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 05:32 AM |
yeh, well if ya wanna be steriotypical...geezuz !!!!!!.....i think you are
what you are, and you cant help that, why does it have to be in a
catigory!? ____________________
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DevilBunny
Member Posts: 178 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 06:00 AM |
Wow, I got labelled, stamped, packed in an airtight bag and ready for
shipment...
Frilly foreigner... I like that one ;-)
Anyway, just like the guy (gal?) above me said, fuck categories. Although
placing them onto people is a funny and somewhat entertaining activity
(especially those mentioned in that long list at the beginning)...
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Ironboots
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 893 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 06:05 AM |
*does cartwheels around*
See, we´re really just insane here, and we do things for kicks. We just
were doing this as a joke thing... A satire... a parody... Whatever the
hell the correct term is....
You will notice that they are grossly exaggerated, and that is to help
people realize that these are not real people, and also to increase the
funniness.
*does more cartwheels*
Fine!
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Shade
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 08:27 AM |
*Hands doyouhearthevoicestoo an Acme brand sense of humour* ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
/>
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DevilBunny
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 10:03 AM |
We´re all mad here. I´m mad, you´re mad. You´re mad too, or you wouldn´t
have come here.
We´re all Mad Goths...
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 5/6/2002 at 12:07 PM |
what fun is laughing at other people if you can´t laugh just as hard at
yourself?
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Devin
Administrator Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 02:54 PM |
What about FlannelGoths? Ever been to Capitol Hill in Seattle? ____________________ So Sayeth Me |
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Comedian
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posted on 6/6/2002 at 07:20 PM |
Didn´t I already mention something about flannel and dryhumping earlier? ____________________ Make way for the bad guy! |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 12:20 AM |
hmmm I would have remembered the dry humping bit....flannel goths? HA!
Hell yeah, and this creature is not indigenous to capitol hill
either...tacoma mall is CRAWLING with them!
Flannel goths: indigenous to urban ghettos to slightly trashy trendy
areas, characterized by a flannel of any color over a metallica, ICP,
slipknot or ozzy shirt, faded torn black jeans and even worse condition
sneakers. Long hair (shoulder length at least) shaved underneath, usually
in a slicked back ponytail. Destinctive pot smoke and urnial cake smell.
Avoid at all cost. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 06:09 AM |
i think these may be a sub catagory of headbanger goths in some cases and
the "i´m goth if it will get me laid" in others.
We also forgot the "my girl/boyfriend made me goth" ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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DevilBunny
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 11:52 AM |
Flannel goths? Sounds a bit more like 80´s heavy metal fans. ____________________
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 04:46 PM |
Very similar, bunny, but a distinct species all it´s own...sort of like
after the final split in continents and the animals had just started
evolving separately..but they all shared a common ancestor, the "metalhead
goth".
Metalhead goths don´t usually wear flannels...or a coat regardless of
weather. it´s a black heavy metal band shirt and black cargo pants and
combat boots. Shot bead necklace. Usually rather clean, comparatively,
but not as icky as flannel goths. Usually has long hair that´s ALL long,
not shaved underneath.
A divergence of species is all...
ah, my boy/girlfriend made me goth: nuff said. Will return to normal once
they´re dumped, then don another persona once they latch onto someone else.
Like a backwards butterfly sort of. Like a booger you can´t flick....
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 07:20 PM |
Ooooh...InstaGoths: Just add alcohol and voila´ Instant Nihilism!!
Wheeee...
The Vengeful Wrath of Goth: Generally highly theologically adept, these
guys are the rebellious teens from zealously religious families, striking
out against their families conformity by delving into all sorts of darker
and scary stuff...generally not the best of people to get in a religious
debate with, because they can be surprisingly intelligent.
The Exploding Goth: Take one goth of any other subspecies, tie him down
and force him to listen to the Hansons for thirteen hours straight. Take
cover under a lead shield.
What strikes me as really funny is that someone actually got a lil´
offended by all this...sheez...
enter the WaytoofrickingseriousGoth: Because...they´re just too Goth to be
silly. ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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callei
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/6/2002 at 09:13 PM |
hehe the ones that think that Nitzche was an optimist? I love to tell them
silly children´s jokes in bars. You can light a clove off the flames that
come out of thier ears.... ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 06:21 PM |
I try not to overuse that one...saving up the good material for when I left
my lighter at home.
who got offended? And I didn´t notice and pounce?! MAN, I´m getting SOFT! ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 06:27 PM |
Oh, and one more for now:
Lost Boys goth: goth with a mullet...thinks they´re a vampire. Nuff said
*phoot* ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 8/6/2002 at 06:31 PM |
hey c we´re up to 38 different species!!!! wooooooooooooo!!!
*dances poorly..falls on ass*
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