Phyllosophy: Deep reflections on how damn good some
baklava would be right about now.
Failosophy: Intense thought about things like wars
against terror or fighting for peace.
Dr.Philosophy: Attempting to discover why sheeple think a
balding television personality knows anything about their couch potato
lives.
Fillosophy: Thinking way too much about what factors
impact gasoline prices.
Phillyosophy: Thinking way too much, let's just bugger
the whole thing and get a steak and cheese sammich.
Fillyosophy: Not so much thinking, mostly ogling women
that wouldn't give you the time of day, detailing exactly what you "would"
do, e.g. "hit that like the fist of an angry god", "split that like a ripe
melon", "knock the bottom out of that", "tap that so hard she'd be shitting
cock for a week".
Farleyosophy: Wondering why all the good fat comedians
feel compelled to overdose on drugs instead of just living in a van down by
the river.
Fellatiosophy: Ruminations into the deep subject of what
kind of bullshit you have to feed a chick to get her to play "flight of the
bumblebee" on your skinflute.
FatTireosophy: Wondering why so many
good beers come from Colorado, even though they make that pee water they
call Coors.
Phytosophy: Trying to answer the important question, is
pureed wheat grass actually good for you, or just something they serve to
see if you're too stupid and pretentious to tell them it's nasty.
____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
pale-face
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posted on 9/8/2007 at 09:45 PM
Fiberostrophy - the principles on staying regular.
Freddystrophy - The act of unparalleled singing as displayed by Queens
Freddie Mercury
____________________ fucking classy.
Merry_Widow
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posted on 9/8/2007 at 07:40 AM
Filosophy: Wondering whether or not spelling makes any difference when it
comes to delicious baklava.
____________________ Okay, dazzle me.
Devin
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posted on 5/8/2007 at 02:41 PM
Philostrophe - Thinking about words like its, it's, your, you're, girls,
girl's, Devins, Devin's
____________________ So Sayeth Me
Domkitten
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posted on 1/8/2007 at 08:40 PM
Filletosophy-wondering why the hell fish comes squared in a fast food
restaurant.
Fireosophy- The practice of knowing that it would all be better if you
could just watch the whole thing burn.
____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus
ComteStGermain
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posted on 31/7/2007 at 09:07 PM
Feel-loss-of-fee: What happened to telephone companies in the United
States last year when they were told they had to stop charging the "excise
fee" which was originally conceived to finance the Spanish-American War.
Rogue
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posted on 30/7/2007 at 06:00 PM
Philatelosophy: Wondering why stamp collecting is so dull yet sounds so
naughty.
____________________ Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 28/7/2007 at 05:36 PM
Filthyosophy- Reading a Charles Schulz "Peanuts" comic strip and wondering
why Pigpen can never stay clean
____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
Schizo
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posted on 27/7/2007 at 06:56 PM
What about Filthyosophy?
Unfortunately, I have tried and failed to come up with a witty definition -
too hot and tired I guess. Anyone have any ideas?
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"
Schizo
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posted on 27/7/2007 at 03:46 PM
*giggles*
can girls indulge in Fillyosophy, too?
____________________ "You can tell by the scars on my arms and the cracks in my hips and the
dents in my car and the blisters on my lips that I'm not the carefullest
of
girls." - Dresden Dolls, "Girl Anachronism"