EricaLinn
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posted on 9/8/2005 at 02:25 PM |
I was reading allong happily and then I saw Betty's little internet thing,
and I went and looked at that. Then i started roaming the web for jokes. I
am at work right now and because of that little thing I have been
compleatly side tracked for the past 5 hours! Thank you Betty! Now as far
as the chicken thing goes, the unfertilized eggs would just be waisted in
nature. So it would be like eating a feather that fell off. Completely
nondetramental to the chicken or the "chickens to come".
I love eggs,
From my head down to my legs!
I love eggs....
"Hobbles off singing and laughing!"
Thy this one out.... http://www.realmagic.net/dp/1-1.htm
It kept me occupied for a little until I figured out the trick. |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/8/2005 at 09:58 PM |
Problem is Erica, is that when the eggs stop falling out of the chickens
when the chickens body tells it to stop for a while, they don't lock
themselves in the dark with no food and water to shock themselves back into
the joy of letting eggs fall out of their bottoms. I have no problem with
free range eggs, as well, the eggs do just fall out. But in factory farms
they don't. They're forced, and they're mistreated.
Dolo, it's thoughts like that that almost got me kicked out of comparative
religion in college for my own saftey. We got to the xianity part of the
course and half the class brought their bibles (whereas they snoozed,
drowsed, or had nothing to say for the rest of it), and the teacher brought
up miracles, prophets and such, and how in today's world they'd be
classified schitzopherenic or mentally ill. I brought up the immaculate
conception, how a teenage virgin bride got "pregnant" and how if THAT
happened today, our savior would probably be born in a bathroom and dumped
in a garbage bin like the rest of the "unexpected pregnancy" disasters we
saw for a while. I mean come on, immaculate conception in this day and
age? She'd end up on maury povich yelling "HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!! BE A
MAN!!" at one of the schitzoids that "talk" to god. I then theorise that
after a long spate of waking up in trash bins he said "FUCK YOU GUYS THEN"
and has no intention of even bothering with us again.
I do get a tickle out of salvation sunny side up. I only eat free range
savior. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 11/8/2005 at 02:55 PM |
That gave me a good chuckle Bettie. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 13/8/2005 at 11:25 PM |
I'm glad but
think about it really. Imagine being a teenage virgin girl who's pregnant
and trying to explain to your parents that it's immaculate and the child of
"god". Yeah, that'll go over like a lead balloon in the psychiatric ward.
They'll put you in the room next to the guy that just TALKS to god. Hence,
hide it with clothes if you're lucky, and boof! Dumpster. I'd imagine
that after a series of dumpsters the "savior" would get a little fed up and
call it outs on the whole affair. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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Dolorosa
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posted on 6/9/2005 at 05:03 AM |
This country, this world could kill anyone...even the messiah, fuck, we got
him once we can do it again! ____________________ In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King |
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bettie_x
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posted on 9/9/2005 at 12:49 AM |
I say we can do more spectacular than a highschool bathroom garbage can,
and screw that melodramatic golgotha shit too. Father why has tho forsaken
me WHINE whine WHINE! Nothing beats a good old fashioned mob with
pitchforks chasing him/her/it into the laboratory on the peak so we can set
it on fire, and then write a book about it. Or better yet, we could make
movies. "The second coming: Straight outta compton". Why I'm not in
marketing I'll never know..... ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 9/9/2005 at 09:27 PM |
Is it to avoid lynchmobs?
Can you imagine the Springer show if the Christ was born today?
Caption reads: God impregnated me and now won't pay child support ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world. |
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bettie_x
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posted on 9/9/2005 at 10:38 PM |
Oh god I know, that would be my daytime dream come true. Right there above
the maury povich paternity test for darth vader and the ensuing child
support battle. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 10/9/2005 at 01:48 PM |
And Damien waiting in the wings to tell the world that 'Daddy is never
there for me. He sent me a hellhound for my 5th birthday, and some socks
eight days after my 6th. It is all work work work for him. He never has
time for me, and I still don't know who my mother is.'
Whereupon Satan walks in to the boos and cries of 'Jerry, Jerry' and
launches himself at Jesus.
I cannot, for the life of me, understand why people feelthat the right
place for them to air their deep personal problems is, well, on air. Can it
be anything more than outright exhibitionism?
On topic: Sticupus, Christian pro-lifers will not fight for animal rights
because God put animals on Earth to serve humans. It is in Genesis, and if
it is written in the Bible then it must be literally true. ____________________ Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
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bettie_x
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1570 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/9/2005 at 11:47 PM |
Wormwood, quite correct. I did have a friend knock a pro life friend of
his right out of her socks as she preached pro life and chowed down on a
ham and egg sandwich. She never touched the stuff again
All I want is for people to understand the distinction between pro choice
and the imaginary "pro abortion" pro choicers. I've never met a pro
choicer who is like "hooray! Abortions for everyone!"....well, besides
myself. Rum turns me into a cheerleader, I can't help it. Try shouting
THAT in a small town republican bar after doing karaoke to "You spin me
right round" by Dead or Alive. It's a blast. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 11/9/2005 at 01:57 AM |
Hell yeah Bettie, that sounds like some fun. Mind if I watch... I haven't
the balls to join in, and I don't drink enough to either. ____________________ "People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is
the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell |
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