Someone emailed me at my "real" email. I wanted to share with the class
here and see if anyone has any idea what i should write back. This is the
first of this sort of email i have EVER gotten from shmeng.
Hello:
I saw your profile on SHMENG, and tried at access your home page, but itb
would not come up. Your profile seemed really interisting. First off my
name is Trey. I am a 30 y/o "swinger" from Texas. YES..make all the texas
jokes, but still i am interisted in your orgie experiance's if you would
share, i would be more than happy to share all my swinging
experiences...
my profile is yesidokowyou2002 this is on YAHOO... there are pics of me
there. I am just a very sexually active persone that belives in sex for the
pure pleasure of it...
(for the record, my website is not commonly available because I dont want
it to be. Its my offiste storage.)
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Meranda_Jade
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posted on 11/3/2005 at 09:11 AM
I get those ALL the time. I just laugh about it and delete them. It's not
worth my time or energy to write something back. Besides, the loser WANTS
attention. writing back will just give him what he wants.
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Domkitten
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Posts: 470 Registered: 23/9/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 12/3/2005 at 04:28 AM
Oh, my favorite are the ones from hard up gentlemen who seem to always be
of the pakistani persuasion.
Some of my favorites have been....
I want be with you. Please send me your information and phone number. Look
foward to your reply.
I want friendhsip with you. I like sex and masturbate. We talk soon, okay.
I want to marry with you. How old are you? Where do you live?
I mean, okay, I appreciate being wanted and all, but there is no preamble.
There is no passion. It's worse then an im with asl. I say answer him,
tell him you have like thrity kids, a horse in the garage and a sister who
does couples and see what he says.
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callei
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Posts: 759 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
posted on 12/3/2005 at 01:41 PM
See that is why you are the Mistress of Discipline. You inanatly know when
a smack down should happen. Ignore him I will, oh tao mistress of the
Force.
BTW heard anything solid from ANYONE yet about Shmengfest II?
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atomic-savage
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Posts: 1 Registered: 23/5/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 23/5/2005 at 04:30 AM
I know that feeling. People do that and make me so irate. It seems to
happen more and more since I finally turned 18, but that's what block
buttons and bulk/spam mail is for.
Devin
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Posts: 317 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Online
posted on 23/5/2005 at 04:53 PM
It's not just boys believe it or not. It's unusual to get one of those
kind of messages from a girl who doesn't have a FREE webcam and lots of
horny friends who want to meet YOU, but it does happen. The girls seem to
be a little more tactful, and rather than coming right out and saying that
they want a green card, they'll say little manipulative things that give it
away. I've been proposed to by a few girls in the phillipines and one from
egypt so far. I'm not sure how many I've blown off before the proposal.
That's not counting all of the Russian girls who don't speak english but
are writing to me in english anyway.
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callei
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posted on 24/5/2005 at 12:45 PM
I got really curious about all the russian women that wanted to marry me. I
didnt think it was legal in this country (at that time) for two women to
marry. I always get more of those in winter... which i guess I can
understand, with all the snow and ice.
I just wonder why spammers keep trying. I get, at last count, 200
completely filtered "bulk' emails a day that i never even look at.
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Anonymous
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posted on 26/5/2005 at 04:42 PM
I’d be interested to know what percentage of these kind of E-mails get a
response. It’s kind of like the guy at a club that dances with a girl for
about 2 minutes then leans into kiss her; doesn’t work he tries someone
else. I’ve herd tell for those guys it’s between 1/7 and 1/15, so if
there’re enough people in the club they’re guaranteed to get someone. I
guess the internet is like one big club to these guys, Bonus- if they
strike out here there is no way to slap them across the face.
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WestOfTheDawn
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Posts: 7 Registered: 23/5/2005 Status: Offline
posted on 26/5/2005 at 04:49 PM
Yeah…uh, the above was posted by me, but I didn’t realize I wasn’t signed
in. Off to a great start here aren’t I?
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BlueLinn
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posted on 22/6/2005 at 03:10 PM
there is also the e-mail from the random person in a foreign country who
just happens to have 5 million dollars and in order to get it they need
YOUR bank account number....
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gothicmorman
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posted on 25/6/2005 at 04:57 PM
i get lots of emails trying to sell me viagra and dick enlargements. my
dick could probably be 20 feet long by now and hard as a rock with all the
emails i get.
then there are also those sites like hi5 and ringo that send you emails
from people you know saying come be on this site with me and they get
deleted just as fast as the viagra ones.
Abbadon
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posted on 4/7/2005 at 12:27 PM
Why do I never get emails like that?!
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
posted on 22/7/2005 at 01:14 AM
quote:i get lots of emails
trying to sell me viagra and dick enlargements. my dick could probably be
20 feet long by now and hard as a rock with all the emails i get.
then there are also those sites like hi5 and ringo that send you emails
from people you know saying come be on this site with me and they get
deleted just as fast as the viagra ones.