brissteni
Coward   Posts: 5 Registered: 17/12/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 17/12/2004 at 10:04 AM |
i´ve heard some rumors about condoms with a warming effect. now, how can
that possibly be necessary?
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Andree
Member   Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 18/12/2004 at 05:54 AM |
| Brissteni - I don't know. But I was formerly under the impression that a
burning sensation in my crotch was a bad thing. Like the kind of
thing I should wear a condom to prevent. Shows you what I know. ____________________
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brissteni
Coward Posts: 5 Registered: 17/12/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/12/2004 at 09:36 AM |
good point. i'm from norway, maybe that's the reason why I hardly know
anythink.
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pale-face
Fanatic   Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 21/12/2004 at 04:35 PM |
| i'm definitely going to steer clear of the burning condoms. ____________________
fucking classy.
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic   Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/12/2004 at 09:03 AM |
| it is not necessary... but fun... it WARMS... not HEATS... jeeze...LOL ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/12/2004 at 08:00 PM |
| that makes a lot more sence ____________________
fucking classy.
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Cobweb
Coward  Posts: 6 Registered: 24/12/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 26/12/2004 at 09:36 PM |
quote:
quote:
Who in their right mind puts FAT in a
skillet to make pancakes?
You have obviously never eaten breakfast in the south! I was almost 19
before I realized that people actually made green beans without putting a
ham hock in them.
Gross, yes. But sooooo delicious...
Hahaha...so true!
I have a large family, mostly southern. I love the things they cook up.
It's laden with grease and fat, sure...but damn it's good! Of course, it's
been years since I've had a real southern meal, and I can't handle all of
the extra fat and grease like I could when I was a kid.
As for stupid and useless things...have you ever seen the egg peelers? I
saw one demonstrated once, and it took more time to use the device than it
did to just peel the damn egg manually. Just add salt to the water, for
Pete's sake.
[Edited on 27/12/2004 by Cobweb] ____________________
"Mommy says scabs are nature's Band-Aid."
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Starlight
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 618 Registered: 27/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 02:39 AM |
Eyelash Curling Irons
If eyelashes need a heated curling device, then just opt for falsies.
Either that or just accept that your corneas will now have burn scars on
them. I remember using a curling iron and burning my forehead. If I were to
use a heated eyelash curler, there is no way that I wouldn't be burning my
eyelids...if not my eyeballs. ____________________
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Andree
Member Posts: 112 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 04:09 AM |
Here's a dumb-shit product . . . well, the product good, but its
circumstances suck: DOLLAR-STORE CONDOMS. Really. Would you trust a
dollar-store condom? Conveniently, there are also DOLLAR-STORE PREGNANCY
TESTS. How 'bout that, they're kind enough to enclose both, so you can use
them in sequence. It's so convenient, in fact, that I think they should
sell them together, in one package.
'Course then it would be two dollars and would have no place in a dollar
store. ____________________
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MystryssRavynDarque
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 648 Registered: 24/9/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 09:13 AM |
| Unless of course it is the dollar General and they sell stuff for more than
a dollar. The dollar tree has everything for a dollar. ____________________
"People always say what we are looking for is a meaning for life…I don't
think that's what we're looking for. I think what we're looking for is the
experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 27/12/2004 at 04:25 PM |
| pale face *grins* perhaps... you SHOULD opt for the burning ones... ____________________
The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 09:13 AM |
quote:
DOLLAR-STORE CONDOMS.
-Andree
I was at a dollar store once and saw some of those. and it's not only that
they were a dollar that I didn't trust them, but there names were "shaft"
and "blow"... I mean... seriously.
quote:
pale face *grins*
perhaps... you SHOULD opt for the burning ones...
-feral
that would be interesting to say the least. ____________________
fucking classy.
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Cobweb
Coward Posts: 6 Registered: 24/12/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 28/12/2004 at 08:58 PM |
Well, at least I know the pregnancy tests from The Dollar Tree work.
My friend just found that out...she's due in the summer. ____________________
"Mommy says scabs are nature's Band-Aid."
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Anonymous
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 posted on 11/1/2005 at 03:04 AM |
quote:
Alright, yoo know what?
I am seriously amazed at the amount of products out there that are
completely absurd. America certainly has it the worst as infomericals
verify. And I'm not just talking about crap like penut butter and jelly in
one jar, I mean the REALLY stupid completely useless stuff.
For example I was at the grocery store looking for soy milk. My favorite
soymilk is vanilla 8th Continent (mmm...) and I grabbed a couple of bottles
and began to make my way to the checkout when I discovered I had not
grabbed vanilla 8th Continent, I had grabbed vanilla 8th continent LIGHT!
Yes, LIGHT soymilk!
Now just how many lactose-intolerant diabetics and vegans on the Atkins
diet could there possibly be? Come the hell on, it's not a malt it's
fucking SOYMILK! It is not the existance of the product itself that is
retarded as much as the fact that there were three rows of vanilla light
and only one row of the regular vanilla (which is almost alwyas sold out in
the gallon size container).
Now this is not by any means as stupid as consumerism gets, I have created
this forum so people could rant about other rubbish that people actually
pay for.
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Dolorosa
Extreme Fanatic  Posts: 856 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/1/2005 at 12:56 AM |
I somehow got a managerial position at alocal Petco, wherever the fuck I
am, and recently came across a product called, "Pnutz"
They're these little obscene looking peanut doo-dads slathered in carob
(dog safe chocolate type stuff) and packaged in a loose plastic sack.
Their resemblance to testicles is astounding...it can't be an accident, but
it is certainly dumb as shit...I mean, what if a naked black guy runs in
front of some dog thats been eating those things for weeks?
What sort of fire-war would that start I wonder.
heh...pnutz...just try saying it, heh heh. ____________________
In the valley of the Goats, the Goat Fucker is King
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RandomZion
Coward  Posts: 3 Registered: 15/7/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 12/1/2005 at 03:12 PM |
| Talking about perfectly round food and crustless bread the most pointless
food product also shows how lazy we have become is pre-made PB&J
sandwhiches that have no crust. You can buy them stores. How hard can it
be to make your own damn PB&J and cut the crust off, that you have to go
out and buy them pre-made? ok enough ranting. ____________________
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic  Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 06:28 PM |
bloody instant microwave burgers
what stupid bastard cant even grill a burger and put it on bread. for fucks
sake most people, surely, can make burgers. MAKE THEM. you know, out of
mince and stuff. you can buy like 500g of mince for the price of two of
those shitty microwave BSE burgers.
thats loads of hamburger.
stupid fuckers everywhere..everywhere i look.
shit im in the hall of mirrors. ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 07:23 PM |
| why isnt there an anti-microwave. like an instant freezer. like instead of
waiting for water to freeze into put into what ever it is then beep beep
beep and it's frozen ____________________
fucking classy.
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W0rmW00d
Fanatic Posts: 355 Registered: 5/8/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 14/1/2005 at 07:32 PM |
Because removing enery from something is far more difficult than adding it
to something.
Thermal energy that is. See its all down to molecules, and the sizes
thereof. And their movement. The more they vibrate the more energy they
have (at a very basic level of explanation) now all you need to do to make
them vibrate is to hit them with other particles. To reduce energy you need
the particles to transfer energy into something else without that something
else giving energy back. Much harder.
[Edited on 15/1/2005 by W0rmW00d] ____________________
Eritis sicut Deus scientes bonum et malum.
And the third angel sounded, and a troll army did descend upon the world.
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pale-face
Fanatic Posts: 478 Registered: 22/9/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/1/2005 at 02:23 PM |
| Understandably it's harder. But someone should be smart enough to make one. ____________________
fucking classy.
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