kitty, is there something wrong with your keyboard?
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 03:28 PM
Crystal Light actually tastes very good, and it contains less sugar and
calories than regular powdered drinks.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:16 PM
Dont step on my toes... I'm having a bad day.
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:16 PM
The heater on my water bed broke...
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KittyGoesMrow
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posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:18 PM
If your hands were shivering you would be typoing too.
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BlueLinn
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posted on 16/7/2004 at 08:44 AM
aha!, that explains it..... What about an electric blanket, thats a nice
product designed to keep you warm..
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posted on 16/7/2004 at 09:11 AM
quote:
I'm wondering Meranda - how hilly is the region you live? Here, we're
right in the foothills of Mt. Monadnock, and I have to drive up a doozy to
get to and from work, not to mention climb over the edge of the mountain
itself to get to the nearest decent-sized town. It takes power even in
good weather. I'm no expert, but mini-vans don't have a rep for being very
powerful.
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The minivan has all-wheel drive and went all the way up into the Rocky
mountains when we lived in Denver. It's a Chevy Venture. I figure it
handled those damn near vertical mountain roads better than most of the
SUVs out there. Eh, if a SUV is what you really really want, then go ahead
and get what makes you most comfortable. Personally, these days, I'm
looking for a vehicle capable of comfortably hauling 9 people. Neither the
Venture nor the '87 Dodge Ram Club Wagon is cutting it anymore. I just need
to get a freakin' bus.
Butter flavor salt isn't useless....bad for you yes, but still useful, and
crystal light isn't either. Granted it's like low calorie low sugar
kool-aid, but still a good drink alternative to soda for dieters.
Speaking of exercise machines.....mine looks like a lawn mower and a house.
Oh wait, it is. I don't need a bowflex, I have a push mower and a
SHITLOAD of grass to cut, so I'm mowing SOMETHING two or three times a
week. Also, I have weeds to pull, patios to sweep, floors to mop and
carpets to vaccuum and shampoo. The only "exercise" I sit to do are
crunches (I'm getting that wad of fat that goes ALL THE WAY AROUND
*weep*)and part of a yoga tape because i've become an inflexible
bastard.
I saw one exercise machine on tv that was 100 bucks, and it did the very
same exercise you can do on one of those big rubber yoga/physical therapy
balls. It was a little rocker deal and I was thinking hell, I could do
that with the ROCKING CHAIR I HAVE.
Americans are obsessed with exercise without exercising, and dieting only
if you can eat whatever you want. I've finally decided I've let myself go
to far gone and cut back my pop intake, increased my water intake, and get
my ass outside whenever I have free time. I've lost a few pounds, not as
quickly as I'd like, but I'll get there eventually.
Know what else is stupid? DISPOSABLE TOILET BRUSHES. EEEEEWWW THE GERMS
ON MY TOILET BRUSH HOW DARE THEY!! IT"S A NIGHTMARE!!! K, first off, if
you take cultures from almost everywhere in your house, there will be POO.
POO bacteria everywhere. Live with it. It's your bathroom, the germs
will be there whether you like it or not, and people if you keep
STERILIZING EVERYTHING YOU WON"T BE AMMUNE TO ANYTHING. I have a KILLER
immune system. I handle money all day, I wash my hands seldomly throughout
the workday. I get truly SICK twice a year if that. I see people who walk
about with little hand sanitizer bottles and sanitize everything and they
ALWAYS get sick. NO MORE ANTISEPTIC DEVICES. Yes, have them in hospitals,
because people there are already sick and weak and don't need more germs,
but in the HOUSEHOLD? PLEASE! When the rest of you antibacterial fools
die of the superflu, it'll just be me and the slobs left to rule the earth
and we'll do JUST FINE thank you.
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BlueLinn
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posted on 17/7/2004 at 10:26 AM
:snicker: Betty, you've been watching myth busters too haven't you?... Did
you like the one with the airplane?
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callei
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posted on 17/7/2004 at 10:38 AM
yah know, i hear that about shpeel about germs being "good" for you at
least once a year from all sorts of places. Funny how they always point out
that they only get "really" sick a few times a year. I get "really" sick
from a flu or cold about once every 10 years. and i clean things. Also when
i get "really" sick, i tend to get better in a day or two, not 5 or 6. and
i dont relapse again and again.
But i do agree totally that you dont need or want dangerous chemicals all
over the poo that is all over your house. elbow greese has always worked
best to get "ick" less "icky" and lets you get some exercise while you are
doing it.
There is nothing wrong with clean counters, just remember that itsnt not
the chemicals that you put on it, but the way you scrub it. ask any nurse.
Is it just me or does that sound "dirty"....
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Legend
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posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:40 PM
IMHO, the stupidest new product on the market: the new Black & Decker
automatic jar opener. The thing is GIGANTIC - where would you store it
when not in use?
How did we ever live without it? *rolls eyes*
nostalgiaforinfinity
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posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:50 PM
You mean i know longer have to open jars with my worn out calloused hands,
already irretrivably damaged from having to open packets of crisps and
pizza boxes?! Thank fuck for modern consumerism.
I always thought soda streams were pretty shitty. half the time you tried
to use it you just got syrup everywhere, and the rest of the time you ended
up with a mixture that tasted strangely like cough syrup. Though now
they've died out i feel strangely sorry their gone. Kind of like mullets
and volkswagen vans.
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nostalgiaforinfinity
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posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:53 PM
Does anyone know where I can buy a soda stream? Or a mullet?
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posted on 12/12/2004 at 09:02 AM
mullets are very in at the moment. the fuckers are all over the place. at
least in england where indie boy is the trendiest thing in the universe.
apart from indie emo boy, but i ignore them so as to avoid violence.
i personally think that the hair straighteners that dry your hair as they
straighten are pretty pointless. either have time to dry your hair or deal
with it curly you monkeyfuckers. also i saw an advert for straighteners
that do the styling for you too. thats right folks, you dont even need to
twist your wrist when you get the straighteners to the end of your hair to
acheive that flicky look. wow.
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MystryssRavynDarque
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posted on 12/12/2004 at 12:58 PM
I've only had a straightener used on my hair twice and frankly I don't
think it is good to use constantly. I especially don't think the ones that
are supposed to dry your hair while straightening are a good idea either.
I would be so afraid of it frying the hell out of my hair. I already fried
my hair enough with the bleaching and I am trying to help it regain its
health, but what about the girls who bleach, dye, dye, dye, and straighten
constantly? Why do they even still have hair on their heads? An old
friend of mine who was taking cosmetology would dye her hair constantly and
put so many chemicals and heated devices on her hair that when she brushed
it you could hear the ripping and screaming of each little strand. It was
scary.
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Andree
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posted on 12/12/2004 at 06:04 PM
I don't know; my hair is a centimeter long. Note to Devin: Sorry. Note
to everyone else: Ahh, I missed that buzz . . .
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posted on 14/12/2004 at 10:00 AM
Another dumbshit product was noticed the other night. The Pizzaz pizza
cooker. Its only purpose is to cook a pizza on its rotating tray under
some sort of strange heat lamp. The Pizzaz is big, bulky, and takes up
counter space. I'd rather use an oven.
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W0rmW00d
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posted on 14/12/2004 at 01:26 PM
Hang on, that product sounds familiar...
Gimme a second....A rotating tray under a heating device you say?
Are those things not called microwaves?
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posted on 14/12/2004 at 01:52 PM
quote:Another dumbshit product
was noticed the other night. The Pizzaz pizza cooker. Its only purpose is
to cook a pizza on its rotating tray under some sort of strange heat lamp.
The Pizzaz is big, bulky, and takes up counter space. I'd rather use an
oven.
I saw that and had the same reaction, but after some consideration, I
decided that this thing could become a dorm room staple.
I'd forgotten how absurd conspicuous consumption can get, but then Dave
Barry came out with his annual Christmas gift list. Everyone needs their
own portable, inflatable toilet.
~M.
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pale-face
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posted on 14/12/2004 at 04:14 PM
inflatable toilet... sounds like a good idea, in theory.