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Author: Subject: Dumb-Shit Products

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  posted on 15/7/2004 at 03:19 PM
kitty, is there something wrong with your keyboard?

 

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  posted on 15/7/2004 at 03:28 PM
Crystal Light actually tastes very good, and it contains less sugar and calories than regular powdered drinks.

 

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  posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:16 PM
Dont step on my toes... I'm having a bad day.

 

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  posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:16 PM
The heater on my water bed broke...

 

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  posted on 15/7/2004 at 06:18 PM
If your hands were shivering you would be typoing too.

 

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  posted on 16/7/2004 at 08:44 AM
aha!, that explains it..... What about an electric blanket, thats a nice product designed to keep you warm..

 

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  posted on 16/7/2004 at 09:11 AM
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I'm wondering Meranda - how hilly is the region you live? Here, we're right in the foothills of Mt. Monadnock, and I have to drive up a doozy to get to and from work, not to mention climb over the edge of the mountain itself to get to the nearest decent-sized town. It takes power even in good weather. I'm no expert, but mini-vans don't have a rep for being very powerful.

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The minivan has all-wheel drive and went all the way up into the Rocky mountains when we lived in Denver. It's a Chevy Venture. I figure it handled those damn near vertical mountain roads better than most of the SUVs out there. Eh, if a SUV is what you really really want, then go ahead and get what makes you most comfortable. Personally, these days, I'm looking for a vehicle capable of comfortably hauling 9 people. Neither the Venture nor the '87 Dodge Ram Club Wagon is cutting it anymore. I just need to get a freakin' bus.

 

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  posted on 16/7/2004 at 11:09 AM
Butter flavor salt isn't useless....bad for you yes, but still useful, and crystal light isn't either. Granted it's like low calorie low sugar kool-aid, but still a good drink alternative to soda for dieters.

Speaking of exercise machines.....mine looks like a lawn mower and a house. Oh wait, it is. I don't need a bowflex, I have a push mower and a SHITLOAD of grass to cut, so I'm mowing SOMETHING two or three times a week. Also, I have weeds to pull, patios to sweep, floors to mop and carpets to vaccuum and shampoo. The only "exercise" I sit to do are crunches (I'm getting that wad of fat that goes ALL THE WAY AROUND *weep*)and part of a yoga tape because i've become an inflexible bastard.

I saw one exercise machine on tv that was 100 bucks, and it did the very same exercise you can do on one of those big rubber yoga/physical therapy balls. It was a little rocker deal and I was thinking hell, I could do that with the ROCKING CHAIR I HAVE.
Americans are obsessed with exercise without exercising, and dieting only if you can eat whatever you want. I've finally decided I've let myself go to far gone and cut back my pop intake, increased my water intake, and get my ass outside whenever I have free time. I've lost a few pounds, not as quickly as I'd like, but I'll get there eventually.

Know what else is stupid? DISPOSABLE TOILET BRUSHES. EEEEEWWW THE GERMS ON MY TOILET BRUSH HOW DARE THEY!! IT"S A NIGHTMARE!!! K, first off, if you take cultures from almost everywhere in your house, there will be POO. POO bacteria everywhere. Live with it. It's your bathroom, the germs will be there whether you like it or not, and people if you keep STERILIZING EVERYTHING YOU WON"T BE AMMUNE TO ANYTHING. I have a KILLER immune system. I handle money all day, I wash my hands seldomly throughout the workday. I get truly SICK twice a year if that. I see people who walk about with little hand sanitizer bottles and sanitize everything and they ALWAYS get sick. NO MORE ANTISEPTIC DEVICES. Yes, have them in hospitals, because people there are already sick and weak and don't need more germs, but in the HOUSEHOLD? PLEASE! When the rest of you antibacterial fools die of the superflu, it'll just be me and the slobs left to rule the earth and we'll do JUST FINE thank you.

 

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  posted on 17/7/2004 at 10:26 AM
:snicker: Betty, you've been watching myth busters too haven't you?... Did you like the one with the airplane?

 

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  posted on 17/7/2004 at 10:38 AM
yah know, i hear that about shpeel about germs being "good" for you at least once a year from all sorts of places. Funny how they always point out that they only get "really" sick a few times a year. I get "really" sick from a flu or cold about once every 10 years. and i clean things. Also when i get "really" sick, i tend to get better in a day or two, not 5 or 6. and i dont relapse again and again.
But i do agree totally that you dont need or want dangerous chemicals all over the poo that is all over your house. elbow greese has always worked best to get "ick" less "icky" and lets you get some exercise while you are doing it.
There is nothing wrong with clean counters, just remember that itsnt not the chemicals that you put on it, but the way you scrub it. ask any nurse.

Is it just me or does that sound "dirty"....

 

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  posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:40 PM
IMHO, the stupidest new product on the market: the new Black & Decker automatic jar opener. The thing is GIGANTIC - where would you store it when not in use?

How did we ever live without it? *rolls eyes*

 

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  posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:50 PM
You mean i know longer have to open jars with my worn out calloused hands, already irretrivably damaged from having to open packets of crisps and pizza boxes?! Thank fuck for modern consumerism.

I always thought soda streams were pretty shitty. half the time you tried to use it you just got syrup everywhere, and the rest of the time you ended up with a mixture that tasted strangely like cough syrup. Though now they've died out i feel strangely sorry their gone. Kind of like mullets and volkswagen vans.

 

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  posted on 11/12/2004 at 07:53 PM
Does anyone know where I can buy a soda stream? Or a mullet?

 

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  posted on 12/12/2004 at 09:02 AM
mullets are very in at the moment. the fuckers are all over the place. at least in england where indie boy is the trendiest thing in the universe. apart from indie emo boy, but i ignore them so as to avoid violence.

i personally think that the hair straighteners that dry your hair as they straighten are pretty pointless. either have time to dry your hair or deal with it curly you monkeyfuckers. also i saw an advert for straighteners that do the styling for you too. thats right folks, you dont even need to twist your wrist when you get the straighteners to the end of your hair to acheive that flicky look. wow.

 

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  posted on 12/12/2004 at 12:58 PM
I've only had a straightener used on my hair twice and frankly I don't think it is good to use constantly. I especially don't think the ones that are supposed to dry your hair while straightening are a good idea either. I would be so afraid of it frying the hell out of my hair. I already fried my hair enough with the bleaching and I am trying to help it regain its health, but what about the girls who bleach, dye, dye, dye, and straighten constantly? Why do they even still have hair on their heads? An old friend of mine who was taking cosmetology would dye her hair constantly and put so many chemicals and heated devices on her hair that when she brushed it you could hear the ripping and screaming of each little strand. It was scary.

 

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  posted on 12/12/2004 at 06:04 PM
I don't know; my hair is a centimeter long. Note to Devin: Sorry. Note to everyone else: Ahh, I missed that buzz . . .

 

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  posted on 14/12/2004 at 10:00 AM
Another dumbshit product was noticed the other night. The Pizzaz pizza cooker. Its only purpose is to cook a pizza on its rotating tray under some sort of strange heat lamp. The Pizzaz is big, bulky, and takes up counter space. I'd rather use an oven.

 

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experience of being alive." -Joseph Campbell

 

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  posted on 14/12/2004 at 01:26 PM
Hang on, that product sounds familiar...
Gimme a second....A rotating tray under a heating device you say?
Are those things not called microwaves?

 

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  posted on 14/12/2004 at 01:52 PM
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Another dumbshit product was noticed the other night. The Pizzaz pizza cooker. Its only purpose is to cook a pizza on its rotating tray under some sort of strange heat lamp. The Pizzaz is big, bulky, and takes up counter space. I'd rather use an oven.


I saw that and had the same reaction, but after some consideration, I decided that this thing could become a dorm room staple.

I'd forgotten how absurd conspicuous consumption can get, but then Dave Barry came out with his annual Christmas gift list. Everyone needs their own portable, inflatable toilet.

~M.

 

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  posted on 14/12/2004 at 04:14 PM
inflatable toilet... sounds like a good idea, in theory.

 

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