LadyCygnet
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posted on 18/11/2003 at 05:36 AM |
I just saw something that really pissed me off. Britney Spears has a star
on the Hollywood walk of Fame. I checked the story just to be sure my
newsgroup wasn't playing a practical joke. They weren't.
As someone who was a critic for 4 years for a college newspaper, this is
insane. As a former actress, it really pisses me off.
Harrison Ford, who has been acting longer than that little cunt has been
alive, just got his star in May. Steven Spielberg, who was making great
movies before she was a glimmer in her daddy's eye just got his star in
January! The guy who gave us Schindler's List, Jurassic Park, Jaws,
Close Encounters of the Third Kind has to wait decades for his star,
and that prancing little one-trick pony, who has only been around since
1998 with her crappy, whiney, nail-on-chalkboard annoying voice, gets a
star before she's really proven herself.
Sure, she's cute. I'm sure that, given half the chance, 98% percent of the
population would do her...
But that does not change the fact that she has not earned her place on the
Walk of Fame. The fact that she was honored in such a way degrades the
whole honor of being on the Walk of Fame. It's something akin to giving
Christy Canyons an Oscar...hell, even she's been around longer than Ms.
Spears.
Maybe I'm missing something here, but I still call "foul."
~*the glass swan shatters*~
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 21/1/2004 at 06:58 AM |
Really? aren't there enough of us shouting an outcry? I'm sure we are not
the only ones who want bruce to get a star on the walk. ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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feralucce
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 11:01 PM |
bruce... has not responded to the missive about his star ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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the_black_tomorrow
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posted on 19/1/2004 at 07:09 PM |
that skank B.S. got herself a star? WFT?!?!?! who was
one crack in order to make that happen............. id rather the other
snank get a star before B.S. gets one.......... (christina) hell! id rather
hilary duff get a star more than i would B.S................ ____________________ i will follow master...... |
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BlueLinn
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posted on 17/1/2004 at 03:13 PM |
If your talking about Bruce Campbell, COUNT ME IN! ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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Merry_Widow
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posted on 20/11/2003 at 08:51 PM |
Dude...I'm down with that Bettie. I already talked my Dad into donating
money for the cause. He's getting his star dammit!! ____________________ Okay, dazzle me. |
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bettie_x
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posted on 20/11/2003 at 04:01 PM |
Well he lives in oregon, I say to HELL with sending him a letter, I say we
show up en-masse and throw him a "we're gonna get you a star on the walk of
fame" impromptu party on his lawn. He'll probably call the cops, but when
that big chin of his lights up with a smile as he sees his own star, I'm
sure all will be forgiven. ____________________ Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas. |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 20/11/2003 at 12:12 PM |
I still don't get how BS has benefitted anyone but herself...maybe by
getting hormone-charged boys and girls off the streets and into their
beds?
Killing zombies is definitely a public service...though it might be fun to
see Bruce scantily clad, wielding a chainsaw...he's probably a better
singer, too... ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Squire-of-Gothos
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posted on 20/11/2003 at 07:26 AM |
Yeah, As I mentioned in Callei's Bruce article, 15 thousand and five years
in the public eye plus a nomination from the ass bags that make the stars
is what you need. And if a glowing recomendation of Bruce is whats needed,
just tastefully illustrate the inherent groovy-ness of Zombie heard
removal, the ever prevalent cool factor of one armed chainsaw mania, or
perhaps V8 killing machines, or maybe battling satanic versions of
themselves! Just leave out the vine rape and swath of dead and broken
hearted women in his path. Not star worthy stuff....... ____________________ “The only thing that can alter the good writer is death.”
“You know that if I were reincarnated, I’d want to come back a buzzard.
Nothing hates him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat
anything.”
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Domkitten
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 09:52 PM |
bah that was me. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Anonymous
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 09:10 PM |
Feral, that's what I get for checking the spelling with Callei, I thought
she was always right.... |
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 12:00 PM |
Oooh...someone's stuck in spellchecker mode...*evil laugh at the irony*
Bruce getting a star will make up for BS getting one...
And Madonna? Well, as I said for BS, it's a matter of personal taste...but
yeah, some of her better stuff was goth as fuck...
[Edited on 20/11/2003 by LadyCygnet] ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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feralucce
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 11:31 AM |
Domkitten*winks* it IS madonna... woldn't she be fuck as goth?
Feral ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
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Domkitten
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 06:42 AM |
And I don't care what anyone says, Maddonna is Goth as Fuck! ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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Domkitten
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 06:40 AM |
Well, according to what I've found it actually doesn't take any petitions,
just a nomination and the willingness to drop $15,000 if our nominee is
accepted.
http://www.hollywoodcoc.org/walkoffame/nom_proc.html
And of course, someone who can write Bruce a glowing reccomendation. ____________________ It's like kegel exercises for your throat.~Monolycus |
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callei
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 05:54 AM |
http://www.bruce-campbell.com/index.htm
There seems to be no official or unofficial fan club at present....
sooo all we need then is a basic website, a paypal account, and to see if
they will accept digi signatures for the star thing.
I think i feel a winter break project coming on for some shmengling.... ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
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Starlight
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 03:09 AM |
Hell fucking yeah Bruce needs a star! Count me in too. ____________________ "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never
tried before." ~Mae West
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Domkitten
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 02:32 AM |
Thank you Betty,
It is time for us to come together, and worship in the hall of Bruce,
spending five dollars and signing our names on a wholy writ and make sure
that the next star going onto the walk of fame belongs to a chainsaw
slinging sex machine.
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LadyCygnet
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posted on 19/11/2003 at 01:30 AM |
*shrugs* Well, I guess I can cross that off my list of lifetime goals.
And no, I don't think she has any talent. Sure, she's got a great body,
but that's about all there is to her. All substance, no style. But hey,
it's all a matter of personal taste.
MW: How about we join forces? Two sets of talented breasts have got to
have twice the impact.
____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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callei
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posted on 18/11/2003 at 07:39 PM |
the difference with Maddonna and Prince was that they started that whole
media blitz MTV thing. And Madonna had to work at it to get people to care
who she was doing. ____________________ Real goths wear silver and crosses to keep the werewolves and vampires
away. |
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