dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2003 at 01:46 PM |
A horse is a horse of course. ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/10/2003 at 08:01 PM |
"The keyboard is sticky." |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2003 at 07:32 AM |
"Put down the keyboard, look out the window, and watch those clouds render
in true 3D!" ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of religion.
-Me |
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Shade
Fanatic Posts: 289 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 4/10/2003 at 07:39 AM |
This is off an article that Devin posted in the black box, and it's not
technically a 'saying'...yet. I think I've just found my new sig line if I
ever go trolling in the Xian groups.
Keywords: homosexuality, necrophilia, non-consensual copulation, mallard ____________________ It is only through the lack of sex that humanity derives the need for an
all encompassing blind love. And in that moment of extreme horniness
with
no relief in sight, in that moment can be found the birth of
religion.
/>
-Me |
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RavensSoul
Member Posts: 63 Registered: 27/3/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 7/10/2003 at 10:47 PM |
Beth: All hail the golden pot
Amanda: Uhmm... that's a candle holder
Beth: Shut up! it cured my hiccups
Amanda: You just drank water
Not really internet saying. it was just amusing at the time. Here's another
one:
Chickens suck, but they're cool. ____________________ In my eyes, to be human is not to be able to live and die, but it is to
feel pain, love, happiness, and all other things that keep our hearts from
freezing over into the bloody ice that distinguishes man from the beasts of
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/10/2003 at 05:48 AM |
Just remembered another one:
He who smokes pot shall choke on the handle |
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dead-cell
Fanatic Posts: 344 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 15/10/2003 at 01:29 PM |
Man who walks sideways in an airport is going to Bangkok.
[Edited on 10/15/2003 by dead-cell] ____________________ co-worker: "Your gay!?"
myself: "Didn't you see my rainbow pin?"
co-worker: "I just thought you liked skettles."
-(yes, it actually happened to me) |
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SamhainWolf
Coward Posts: 7 Registered: 19/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 19/10/2003 at 12:54 PM |
"All your base are belong to us"
I think it's from a nintendo game (the 8 bit one), but I can't remember it.
____________________ "soylent grun ist meishenfleisch" |
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Anya
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 656 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 29/10/2003 at 05:36 PM |
"How can I miss you if you wont go away?"
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Grendel
Occasional Poster Posts: 40 Registered: 10/12/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 10/12/2003 at 03:28 AM |
*just pointing to http://www.bash.org*
Enough IRC quotes for a night or two atleast =P
[Edited on 10/12/2003 by Grendel] |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/1/2004 at 12:31 PM |
The world is a litter box and you,,,, are it's pooper scooper...
I wrote that in my 9th grade math book. ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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BlueLinn
Fanatic Posts: 246 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 23/1/2004 at 12:34 PM |
Man who stand on toilet, is High on pot ____________________ When the world is over, will we wonder how it began? |
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LadyCygnet
Fanatic Posts: 287 Registered: 31/10/2003 Status: Offline
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posted on 25/1/2004 at 11:54 PM |
"I think; therfore, I am." --Descartes
"I stink; therefore, I spam"
"I think I know HTML; therefore, I have a webpage." --seen in someone's
email signature ____________________ "To Live is to Annoy." -- Rev. Lambert Reilly, Archabbot, St. Meinrad Abbey |
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Anonymous
Posts: 116 Registered: 14/4/2002 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2004 at 03:03 PM |
Plan to be spontaneous.... tomorrow
Save the whales! Collect the whole set!
But on the other hand you... have five other fingers |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 1/8/2004 at 03:38 PM |
Anybody but bush ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Moinlen_Drigenu
Member Posts: 71 Registered: 18/6/2004 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2004 at 02:08 AM |
"Death is a game we only play once"
"Imagine if Spiderman was gay"
http://www.nsfc.org/general/images/animatedgif/spiderman.gif
____________________ "It is said that we loose ourselves in rage, I think I find what is
missing, when it happens."
"These scars are just for show, it's the ones inside that you have to worry
about."
"When I get into a fight, all I think is..."KILL HIM"..." |
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feralucce
Extreme Fanatic Posts: 1810 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 2/8/2004 at 07:59 AM |
in spite of the cost of living it is still popular...
Moinlen: no offense, but that was a straight spiderman.. no gay man on the
face of the planet would dance like that ____________________ The earth turns on a tilted axis - just doing the best it can.
Hohenheim of Light~Full Metal Alchemist |
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Abbadon
Fanatic Posts: 499 Registered: 31/12/1969 Status: Offline
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posted on 3/8/2004 at 10:51 AM |
Boycot shampoo, demand real poo!
BB. ____________________ Light is changing to shadow, and casting a shroud over all we have known. |
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